itt: we remake the history of the world

[Mouse droidz 21]

Year 25: Dialga creates Dialga Island where there is no Tax

[Ad Bot]

[MoltenKitten]

Year 26: Dead Moltenites fall back from space and reanimate causing a zombie apocalypse

[Blockchip]

Year 27: The god known as Badspot bans Donnel

[Refticus]

year 27.5: all moltenites get crushed by a second meteor, once again wiping them out

[Lukas75TheSecond]

Year 28: Badspot starts to create the destructo wand. It may take years to finish

[Blockchip]

Year 29: Donnel reincarnates as Donnel², whose first words were "forget you, my opinion is fact and pen island is the only place for debate."

[Lukas75TheSecond]

Year 30: The handicaps discover an object. They named it a brick

[gebenuwell]

year 30.5 the brick gets rusty and loses its magical power

[Refticus]

year 31: the handicaps have got even dumber.

[espio100]

year 32: Fen is born

[Ragequit]

year 33: spongebobs demand the surrender of pen island or there will be consequences of which the likes this world has never seen

[Refticus]

year 33.1: spongebobs didn't get the island, but they got a tv show instead

[Lukas75TheSecond]

Year 33.5: Badspot  had to split the handicaps from himself. He cuts part of the world in half to prevent the handicaps from doing stupid stuff. This also causes other areas from being split

[Damp]

year 34 - maxx forms the first purse life form

[Ragequit]

year 35: the fat ass and the little richard are dropped on pen island