itt: we remake the history of the world

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year 100: KING OF YEAR 100!

year 101: the entire population has killed themselves after fearing the rapture would come in the year 100 cause you know its year 100

Year 102: The dead rise and the earth is populated with zombies. A few surivers remain from year 100. Oh yeah, betelguese rises from death too.

Year 103: literally NOTHING happens.

year 104: un-dead mutant dinosaurs also rise from the dead in process

Year 105: Life hyper-evolves yet again. An extinction event reduces the homo-sapien population to 2 (richard Cheney and George Bush). Due to the extinction event, the world's weather is messed up so Katrina happens. Although being the last two people on Earth, their reaction is terrible.

Year 106: Badspot pushes the zombies away with the destructo wand, but they kept coming for him.

Year 107: Badspot is killed by the zombies, its now up to the survivors to survive the wasteland of zamples.

year 108: spongebob leads a bombing campaign on the zombies

year 109: the bombs turn out to be zombies too

Year 110: Badspot now is infected after 3 years. His destructo wand turned into a zombie wand. His new name was zombiespot.

Year 111: Zombiespot was actually an impostor and the real Badspot banned Zombiespot along with all the zombies, also the first woman is found

year 112: the woyman virus has spread

Year 113: The first Tumblr SJW is born, ready to wreck havoc on the patriarchy