Deadbot

[Blockchip]

Please don't ask me why the game is called "Deadbot", i don't really know either.
The title has absolutely nothing to do with anything else that may be named Deadbot.
You are a baby.
You are fired directly out of your mother, fly thousands of miles, and land on a road.

Near where you land, there is a marketplace, a graveyard, a residential building, a drug dealer, and a camel.
What do you do?

Objects
Marketplace
Graveyard
Residential building

Inventory
Umbilical Cord

People
You
A Drug Dealer
A Camel

[Ad Bot]

[gebenuwell]

stuff on everyone and everything

[Blockchip]

stuff on everyone and everything

You've never eaten anything.
With no food to stuff out, you stuff out all your vital organs on the graveyard and die.
Game over
reloading last save or something

[gebenuwell]

pee on everything and everyone?????

[Blockchip]

pee on everything and everyone?????

You pee on everything and everyone, starting with the drug dealer.
It pissesha hahim off, and he attacks you.
The camel turns out to be an assassin hired to kill the drug dealer!

Inventory
Umbilical Cord

People
You, Armed with nothing, are completely fine
A Camel, Armed with a P08 Luger pistol, is completely fine
A Drug Dealer, armed with a Uzi SMG, is completely fine.

[LegendZ]

whip the dealer into shape with umbilical cord

[Blockchip]

The drug dealer fires a burst from his Uzi, hitting you and the camel one time each.
You hold your umbilical cord in your hand and whip the drug dealer four times!
The camel shoots the drug dealer three times, with his Luger.

Refusing to go down without a fight, the dealer injects himself with steroids!

Inventory
Umbilical Cord [Equipped]

People
You, Armed with an Umbilical Cord, are somewhat wounded
A Camel, Armed with a P08 Luger pistol, is also somewhat wounded
A Drug Dealer, armed with a Uzi SMG, is very hurt and also on steroids

[Refticus]

fondle genitals to determine gender
if male, richard in his mouth and highfive the camel
if female, whine on your tumblr blog

[tber123]

Whip the gun out of his hands

[Space1255]

Wait are we still a loving baby
Wtf
Anyways, whip him more

[Blockchip]

You fondle your genitals and discover that you are are male.

The camel shoots the drug dealer in the head.

You whip the drug dealer's gun out of his hands with your Umbilical Cord, and then whip him again, killing him.
You plant your penus firmly in the dealer's corpse's mouth, and high five the camel, who heals you both, and then goes away.

You loot the dealer's corpse to find drugs and money.
You also take his clothes.

Inventory
211$
Umbilical Cord [Equipped]
Uzi
Steroids [5]
Cocaine [2]
Dealer Outfit

People
You
A Camel is venturing north
A Drug Dealer is dead, broke, violated, naked, and on steroids

Objects
A Passing Taxi
Marketplace
Graveyard
Residential Building
Wherever the camel is going

Wait are we still a loving baby
Wtf

Yes, you are still a baby and yes, you are still naked.

[Refticus]

use a dollar bill to snort the cocaine

[Space1255]

Fly to Obama and shoot his head

[tber123]

Ask the Camel to take you to the nearest stadium

[Blockchip]

You snort cocaine off a dollar bill, run to the camel, and ask him to bring you to the nearest stadium.
He nods his head and you follow him to the nearest stadium, where a game of baseball is currently going on.
Just outside the stadium, there's a  store.

Inventory
211$
Umbilical Cord [Equipped]
Uzi
Steroids [5]
Cocaine [1]
Dealer Outfit

People
You are high
A Camel

Objects
Store
Stadium

Fly to Obama and shoot his head

That'll happen later.