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Name the show friend Squadron  :cookieMonster:
the show will be called "silly banter", the opening jingle of the show is 3 pianos falling down the stairs
You name the show Silly Banter, or friend Squadron if you're watching it in Australia.

The camera Drone uploads the show to something, it airs, it does very well, and you get even more lodsemone.

The Dropship lands near you.

Inventory
lodsemone
lodsemone (probably)
even more lodsemone
Money Explosive
Ammo Box: 100%∞ Fedora
Store™ order catalog
1000$ Store™ voucher
Radio
Buffed Scrap Umbilical Cord
C4 [4 ha ha ha]
Disposable C4
Raygun [Infinite Independent Ammo]
Impact Gloves
Salt Grenades
Portable Urstar fish
Schleemies
Katana
national socialist Propaganda
Spacesuit
Thought-to-speech Translator Upgrade
Spiked carrot
Advanced carrot
Swastika Cap
Combat Knife
German Combat Armor
Bullstuff Age-Changer
RPG
Frag grenades
GN-30 pistol
Makarov pistol
M16 assault rifle
Laser Sighted Polstag Shotgun
Silenced Uzi
Turtle Potato Chips
Beer bottle [2]
Wrench
Scrap Manual
Dealer Outfit
Balaclava
Mustacher


People
Super Adolf Riddler are fine
Bootleg Hulk Hogan is fine
Camera Drone
Joseph Stalin is dead

Objects
Power Mech
Car
Communist Mech Debris
Fire bed
Road
Nondescript Houses

Punch it with the mech and genocide crusade.

loving grab the front of the dropship and hit it with a stone cold stunner:


Punch it with the mech and genocide crusade.
loving grab the front of the dropship and hit it with a stone cold stunner:


You re-enter the power mech, punch the dropship, grab it, and stun it stone cold.

The dropship explodes and everyone but Skeleton dies.

It's a commonly known fact* that skeletons are blast proof.
That's why they're always the only thing left when someone dies in a nuclear explosion.

You then go on a genocide crusade, destroying all the nondescript buildings and killing every jew you see.

The Camera Drone films it.

Inventory
lodsemone
lodsemone (probably)
even more lodsemone
Money Explosive
Ammo Box: 100%∞ Fedora
Store™ order catalog
1000$ Store™ voucher
Radio
Buffed Scrap Umbilical Cord
C4 [4 ha ha ha]
Disposable C4
Raygun [Infinite Independent Ammo]
Impact Gloves
Salt Grenades
Portable Urstar fish
Schleemies
Katana
national socialist Propaganda
Spacesuit
Thought-to-speech Translator Upgrade
Spiked carrot
Advanced carrot
Swastika Cap
Combat Knife
German Combat Armor
Bullstuff Age-Changer
RPG
Frag grenades
GN-30 pistol
Makarov pistol
M16 assault rifle
Laser Sighted Polstag Shotgun
Silenced Uzi
Turtle Potato Chips
Beer bottle [2]
Wrench
Scrap Manual
Dealer Outfit
Balaclava
Mustacher


People
Super Adolf Riddler are fine
Bootleg Hulk Hogan is fine
Camera Drone
Jew Crowd

Objects
Road
Lampposts
Statue of Jew
Mech Controls
Large Tower
House
Jew Food Store
Jew-lery Store
Descript Buildings


jack off for the camera

jack off for the camera
You masturbate to bootleg hulk hogan.

nuke everything
You call in the dropship, get in the nuke room, and nuke everything.
oh wait you destroyed it

You fire your power mech's nukes at the Jews.
They turn into skeletons and attack you.

Inventory
lodsemone
lodsemone (probably)
even more lodsemone
Money Explosive
Ammo Box: 100%∞ Fedora
Store™ order catalog
1000$ Store™ voucher
Radio
Buffed Scrap Umbilical Cord
C4 [4 ha ha ha]
Disposable C4
Raygun [Infinite Independent Ammo]
Impact Gloves
Salt Grenades
Portable Urstar fish
Schleemies
Katana
national socialist Propaganda
Spacesuit
Thought-to-speech Translator Upgrade
Spiked carrot
Advanced carrot
Swastika Cap
Combat Knife
German Combat Armor
Bullstuff Age-Changer
RPG
Frag grenades
GN-30 pistol
Makarov pistol
M16 assault rifle
Laser Sighted Polstag Shotgun
Silenced Uzi
Turtle Potato Chips
Beer bottle [2]
Wrench
Scrap Manual
Dealer Outfit
Balaclava
Mustacher


People
Super Adolf Riddler are fine
Bootleg Hulk Hogan is fine
Camera Drone
Skeleton Jew Crowd

Objects
Road
Lampposts
Statue of Jew
Mech Controls
Large Tower
House
Jew Food Store
Jew-lery Store
Descript Buildings

nuke the skeleton jew crowds

You nuke the blast-proof skeletons, which doesn't damage them.
A jew skeleton throws another jew skeleton at your mech, causing aforementioned other jew skeleton to break.

The nearby structures realize you nuked them twice and crumble.

Inventory
lodsemone
lodsemone (probably)
even more lodsemone
Money Explosive
Ammo Box: 100%∞ Fedora
Store™ order catalog
1000$ Store™ voucher
Radio
Buffed Scrap Umbilical Cord
C4 [4 ha ha ha]
Disposable C4
Raygun [Infinite Independent Ammo]
Impact Gloves
Salt Grenades
Portable Urstar fish
Schleemies
Katana
national socialist Propaganda
Spacesuit
Thought-to-speech Translator Upgrade
Spiked carrot
Advanced carrot
Swastika Cap
Combat Knife
German Combat Armor
Bullstuff Age-Changer
RPG
Frag grenades
GN-30 pistol
Makarov pistol
M16 assault rifle
Laser Sighted Polstag Shotgun
Silenced Uzi
Turtle Potato Chips
Beer bottle [2]
Wrench
Scrap Manual
Dealer Outfit
Balaclava
Mustacher


People
Super Adolf Riddler are fine
Bootleg Hulk Hogan is fine
Camera Drone
Skeleton Jew Crowd

Objects
Mech Controls
Descript Debris

seismic smash them till they are just pure calcium

throw an F40PH at the skeleton jew crowd and fly to england on the F40PH  :cookieMonster:

wait, grab some milk and snickers then offer it to them
you're not yourself when you're hungry

RKO the planet. Become space pirate and bang space hookers.

wait, grab some milk and snickers then offer it to them
you're not yourself when you're hungry
You order some milk and snicker bars and offer it to them.
One of them accepts them both, and remembers that he is not a Jew, but your old buddy, Skeleton.


seismic smash them till they are just pure calcium
You seismic power smash the Skeleton Jew Crowd until they are merely pure calcium.
Skeleton absorbs all the calcium and becomes Super Skeleton.

RKO the planet. Become space pirate and bang space hookers.
throw an F40PH at the skeleton jew crowd and fly to england on the F40PH  :cookieMonster:
You imagine yourself throwing an F40PH train at the skeleton jew crowd, flying to england in it, RKOing planet earth, becoming a space pirate, and banging space hookers.

You don't actually do those things, though, because that would be too ridi-
forget it

You put on your spacesuit and ask Bootleg Hulk Hogan to RKO the planet.

He does so, you order a space pirate ship and fish-hook from Store™, and shoot the fish-hook with your Makarov Pistol.

Inventory
lodsemone
lodsemone (probably)
even more lodsemone
Money Explosive
Ammo Box: 99%
∞ Fedora
Store™ order catalog
1000$ Store™ voucher
Radio
Buffed Scrap Umbilical Cord
C4 [4 ha ha ha]
Disposable C4
Raygun [Infinite Independent Ammo]
Impact Gloves
Salt Grenades
Portable Urstar fish
Schleemies
Katana
national socialist Propaganda
Spacesuit
Thought-to-speech Translator Upgrade
Spiked carrot
Advanced carrot
Swastika Cap
Combat Knife
German Combat Armor
Bullstuff Age-Changer
RPG
Frag grenades
GN-30 pistol
Makarov pistol
M16 assault rifle
Laser Sighted Polstag Shotgun
Silenced Uzi
Turtle Potato Chips
Beer bottle [2]
Wrench
Scrap Manual
Dealer Outfit
Balaclava
Mustacher


People
Super Adolf Riddler are fine
Bootleg Hulk Hogan is fine
Super Skeleton
Camera Drone


Objects
RKO'd Earth
Mech Controls
Pistol Bullet Casing
Space Pirate Ship
Recently-Shot Space Fishook
« Last Edit: October 24, 2015, 08:02:59 PM by Blockchip »

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