Welcome back to BLOODLUST!
We're having another go at BLOODLUST again, but the objective is to massively derail the plot.
Also bad MS Paint drawings to accompany most of the updates
Your grand adventure starts here as you step outside the door of your house---
Don't tell me the Paperboy is going to hit us with a newspaper.W-What? How did you know?
A-Anyways, You've got errands to run and a violent nature to control. You move to your car when a paperboy on a bicycle throws a newspaper at your front door, but misses and accidentally hits you in the face instead.
Enraged by being hit in the face with a newspaper. +5 Bloodlust.The paperboy really DID have the audacity to do that! You forgeter. I'm taking control of this stuff! Its time for a change in management! H-Hey! You can't do that!
How do I get away from this stuffhole of a town? But you have errands to run!
Nearby PeoplePaperboy (Male, 14 years old?) armed with Newspaper
It is 8:00 AM. The second library is closed down due to a serial arsonist.
Errands to runGet groceries
Mail something at the Post Office
Return library book before its overdue in the afternoon
WEAPONS:
Nothing but your bare hands
| OTHER ITEMS:
Car Keys
Flashlight
Umbrella
Pencil
Bag of Marbles
$100
Newspaper
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$50 IN CASH
BLOODLUST: 5% (Normal)
Sven Svenson is overall HEALTHY
Head: HEALTHY
Torso: HEALTHY
Arms: HEALTHY
Legs: HEALTHY
Not really sure how to describe this, but in the first BLOODLUST I generally didn't allow outrageous actions like going on a genocide crusade or other stuff I can't remember(No way I'm digging through 154 pages of the old thread). That restriction has been mostly lifted since we're derailing the plot of BLOODLUST after all.
GENERAL PLOT OVERVIEW OF THE FIRST TIME AROUND
Sven Svenson does errands like returning a book to the library. Book Protesters burn the library down with Sven still inside(forcing him to murder the Book Protesters), a US Army Drone blows up the Post Office, and an entire grocery store is found dead. Sven Svenson briefly becomes a police officer before being fired soon after or something, and pisses off the Cartel. Cartel Gunmen attack the funeral, Sven Svenson destroys the Cartel in retaliation. Sgt. KillBot is killed in a police chase.
This is where things get really confusing because I can't remember the exact order of events.
Sven Svenson discovers Only Sane Man/Snidley Whiplash/Traitor Joe, and adopts Kiss-Kiss from a pet store. Sven Svenson eventually goes to the Nuclear Power Plant, frees the Metagamers, and is goaded by an AI into nuking Mars. Sven Svenson tries to sue the AI for making him nuke mars, and is eventually kidnapped by the Liberal Crime Squad and saved from brainwashing by George Washington. In an attempt to get his old job back, Sven Svenson goes to the Crack House and collects "evidence" while beating a bunch of gangsters and entrepreneur s in a dance off. Sven Svenson goes to Firehouse Subs with Only Sane Man and RKOs the stuff out of a waiter, accidentally killing him. Sven Svenson is chased by a Communist Sympathizer and his buddies.
Oh, and somewhere along the line Sven Svenson discovers an AI in his smartphone that absolutely hates him. And Sven gets a entrepreneur Staff, too. A bunch of Conservatives eventually rob a bank, Sven destroys the Conservative Crime Squad, Sven Svenson nukes Venturon City(ending 1), Sven breaks the fourth wall, gets murdered by Swampivorous or something, accidentally causes the universe to fall apart, and ends up in a Communist America. Sven is eventually arrested and breaks out of the courthouse, only to be attacked by the Gunslinger. The Gunslinger is taken away by a SWAT Team and beaten severely, but Sven saves the Gunslinger and quickly befriends him. Sven accidentally unleashes his consciences, which fight amongst eachother. Joseph Stalin and Riddler fight in mech suits.
Sven Svenson rescues Traitor Joe from a bunch of Secret Police operatives, and Traitor Joe flees the city. Evil Conscience possesses Sven and forces him to brutally murder an entire arms factory, forcing Sven to engage in an imaginary battle to purge Evil Conscience. Sven meets the Patriots of Venturon and tries to retake America from the Communists, but Joseph Stalin punts Sven into space with one kick. Sven runs into Frank Ruby and Nameless McRedshirt as he robs the Bank of Capitalism, but spares them because he has a heart. Sven then goes to the Space Crackhouse to rescue his Consciences.
After the Space Crackhouse thing, Sven gathers up a few hobos or something to break his fellow Patriots out of a Communist Prison, and pretty much massacres everyone with a SniperCannon. Sven eventually attracts a high amount of heat, and Stalin sends a force to kill him. Sven and Metagamer Guard build a reset button to reset the world back to the way it was. Stalin is killed by Sven, and Riddler shows up too late to kill Stalin. After pushing the reset button, Sven Svenson does errands again and has a boss battle with a snake. Sven then discovers the Ventilators, a Metagamer-like faction that is determined to kill him. Sven Svenson forgets up the Ventilator Boss, his War Mech, and the rest of the Ventilators. Sven then fights the Embodiment of BLOODLUST and the Omniconscience, and The Gunslinger is killed. Sven takes control of the Fourth Wall and becomes a reality warping God.
Theres also a point where Sven goes to Russia to kill President Rush and Vladimir Putin, but I can't remember exactly where. Sven becomes president and makes Dunkey his VP.
CHARACTER OVERVIEW(everyone I can remember off the top of my head so far)
The Gunslinger: Some guy with a massive revolver. A useful companion that was unfortunately killed fighting the Embodiment of BLOODLUST.
Only Sane Man: First encountered when Sven wears a turban in public and gets mocked for it. Kidnapped by national socialists and eventually rescued. Companion.
Kiss-Kiss: A cat from the pet store. Companion.
Traitor Joe: The Second Amendment worshipping gunstore owner.
President Rush: The batstuff insane president.
Ventilator Boss: Leader of the Ventilators, tried to kill you with a warmech and failed.
Ventilator Assassin: The woman in a hoodie at the Grocery Store that failed to kill you.
Sgt. KillBot: Corrupt police officer. Was your partner when you became a cop. Unfortunately blown away in the middle of a police chase.
Cartel Boss: Cartel leader, had a golden entrepreneur staff, killed after you engaged in some entrepreneur to entrepreneur warfare.
Joseph Stalin: Takes over the United States and turns it into Communism, has a mech suit that blasts Hammers and Sickles and is capable of converting people to Communism instantly.
Dunkey: Random guy selected as your Vice President. Companion.
The Consciences: Good Conscience, Neutral Conscience, Evil Conscience. They fight amongst themselves.
Metagamer Guard: One of many Metagamers. Knows about the Fourth Wall. Companion.
The Nurse: A (male) nurse at the Hospital that gives you an insane bill to pay and demands that you pay in organs if you can't pay in cash.
Embodiment of BLOODLUST: The final boss: Your own bloodlust.
Omniconscience: All your consciences morphed into one.
Communist Sympathizer: Chases you down after you RKO'd the stuff out of a waiter and killed him.
0-29% Bloodlust: Completely sane and nonviolent. You appear normal. Kills and nonlethal takedowns are swift and merciful.
30-49% Bloodlust: Mostly sane. Kills and nonlethal takedowns are swift and slightly violent yet still merciful.
50-69% Bloodlust: Somewhat sane. Kills/Takedowns are violent and less merciful. The speed at which kills/takedowns are executed gets slowed down slightly. You are visibly shaken.
70-89% Bloodlust: Very little sanity, and it is very visible. Kills are noticeably slow and violent. Nonlethal takedowns are painful. You appear limp and livid. Other people are suspicious of you. For example, civilians will question what happened to you, gangsters will verbally warn you to stay back, and cops may bring you in for questioning.
90-99% Bloodlust: Insane. You sport a visibly deranged appearance with a psychotic grin full of teeth and eyes wide to go along with it. Civilians will panic at the sight of you and the chances of them calling the police is higher, cops will try to arrest you, and gangsters may shoot you on sight out of fear. Kills are ultraviolent and even slower, and takedowns may involve crippling limbs.
100% Bloodlust: Completely insane, and it is impossible not to notice. Kills are very drawn out, and this leaves you extremely vulnerable to being attacked. Nonlethal takedowns involve you beating someone to an inch of their life. Unarmed civilians panic and immediately call the police, armed civilians and gangsters will shoot you on sight, and the cops will do whatever it takes to stop you.
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