BLOODLUST: Off The Rails [BLF Derails BLOODLUST]

[startacker]

MEANWHILE





who dafuq is that

[Ad Bot]

[Refticus]

blast stuff at them

[Space1255]

Eat stuff

[tber123]

30 Bullets,still not enough to kill anything that moves.

*Minigun drops from sky with infinite ammo*

THIS IS MY CHANCE.
THE TIME HAS COME BACK.
MURDER THEM BOTH.

Sven Svenson sprays the minigun at Frank Ruby, hitting the torso twenty times BLOWING IT IN HALF!
Frank Ruby gasps a last breath and stuffs himself.
Nameless McRedshirt jumps back in surprise and empties the entire Glock magazine into Sven Svenson's face!
Sven Svenson collapses to the floor injured!
Nameless McRedshirt drops to the floor sobbing and clutches at Frank Ruby's corpse.

"Y-YOU BASTARD!" Nameless McRedshirt screams, tears of despair flowing like a waterfall. "F-Frank! PLEASE! WAKE UP! M-MISS RUBY IS A WIDOW NOW! W-WHY?"

Nameless McRedshirt continues to wail.

Eat them alive

Eat stuff

Sven Svenson grabs Frank Ruby's corpse and eats him alive, stuff and organs and all.
Sven Svenson feels sick to the stomach and vomits onto Nameless McRedshirt.
Nameless McRedshirt continues sobbing and begs for mercy.

blast stuff at them

Sven Svenson empties the MP5 into Nameless McRedshirt, hitting the torso seven times!
Nameless McRedshirt cries out one last time and shuts up for all eternity.

Nearby civilians begin screaming and calling the cops while Security Guards and Vigilantes rush out of the bank to confront you!

50-69% Bloodlust: Somewhat sane. Kills/Takedowns are violent and less merciful. The speed at which kills/takedowns are executed gets slowed down slightly.

Security Guard 1 armed with Glock
Security Guard 2 armed with Remington 870
Security Guard 3 armed with P90
Vigilante 1 armed with AK-102
Vigilante 2 armed with AR-15
Vigilante 3 armed with Double Barrel Shotgun
Bank Manager armed with Keycard

You can see the Bank Manager standing right in front of the vault!

WEAPONS: MP5 SMG, 9mm PACK OF C4 x2 Sawn-Off Shotgun GOLDEN entrepreneur  STAFF Sniper Cannon DUAL COMMUNISM MINIGUN

OTHER ITEMS: Car Keys Mad Max Jacket Flashlight Umbrella Pencil Bag of Marbles $100 Personal Teleporter Newspaper Satan's Organs

$50 IN CASH
BLOODLUST: 57%(Somewhat Sane)
WANTED LEVEL: POLICE ALARMED - FIRST RESPONDERS ARRIVING
Sven Svenson is SICK, BADLY WOUNDED, and stuck in 2001
Head: SHOT
Torso: HEALTHY
Arms: HEALTHY
Legs: HEALTHY

[startacker]

Guess that guy will be a nice distraction...




There we go! Should be done soon.




Oh and also kill everyone

[tber123]

Sven Svenson sprays the minigun at Security Guards 1 and 2, hitting the torso fifteen times each BLOWING THEM INTO THIRDS!
Security Guards 1 and 2 clutch at their guts hanging out of them one last time.
Security Guard 3 sprays the P90 at Sven Svenson and misses!
Vigilante 1 runs away screaming!
Vigilante 2 uses the AR-15, hitting Sven Svenson's leg twice!
Vigilante 3 knows when to fold em and runs away!
Sven Svenson snatches Bank Manager and holds him hostage!
Sven Svenson shouts: "You gonna tell his family you pushed me?"
Security Guard 3 says: "You've got three seconds to back down."
Sven Svenson opens fire with the MP5 hitting Vigilante 2 and Security Guard 3 multiple times in the chest!
Vigilante 2 and Security Guard 3 whisper one last prayer to Jesus.
Bank Manager is released and runs off screaming!

Now to crack the vault and---



"Who the hell are you?"

Some Other Robber armed with Kobus 90, Heavy Body Armor

WEAPONS: MP5 SMG, 9mm PACK OF C4 x2 Sawn-Off Shotgun GOLDEN entrepreneur  STAFF Sniper Cannon DUAL COMMUNISM MINIGUN

OTHER ITEMS: Car Keys Mad Max Jacket Flashlight Umbrella Pencil Bag of Marbles $100 Personal Teleporter Newspaper Satan's Organs

$50 IN CASH
BLOODLUST: 62%(Somewhat Sane)
WANTED LEVEL: POLICE RESPONDERS INCOMING
Sven Svenson is SICK, BADLY WOUNDED, and stuck in 2001
Head: SHOT
Torso: HEALTHY
Arms: HEALTHY
Legs: HEALTHY

[Space1255]

Spontaneously combust.

[startacker]

Some Other Robber armed with Kobus 90, Heavy Body Armor

The weapons and stuff I guess we can say is me is

Kross Vector
Lebensauger Sniper Rifle
Three Frag Grenades
Two Medbags
Two Zipties
Trautman Knife
Heavy Ballistic Armor

anyway


Oh hey you're still alive actually, huh...
Well my name is Startacker or Hoxton with some gay mask on and stuff so you wanna help or some stuff?
Oh by the way you hear that REALLY LOUD alarm going off? Yea SWAT is coming to kill us both so lets get going if you're ok with that

[Refticus]

my name is not important
what is important is what i'm going to do

[tber123]

Can't afford to draw today because homework



"My name is not important. Whats important is what I'm going to do."

"So is that a yes or...."

"Yes."

A SWAT Team storms the Bank!

SWAT Officer1 armed with MP5
SWAT Officer2 armed with M4
SWAT Officer3 armed with MP5
SWAT Officer4 armed with M4
SWAT Officer5 armed with MP5
SWAT Officer6 armed with M4
Some Other Robber(Friendly) armed with Vector, Lebensauger Sniper, Frag Grenade x3, Medibags x2, Zipties x2, Trautman Knife, Heavy Armor

WEAPONS: MP5 SMG, 9mm PACK OF C4 x2 Sawn-Off Shotgun GOLDEN entrepreneur  STAFF Sniper Cannon DUAL COMMUNISM MINIGUN

OTHER ITEMS: Car Keys Mad Max Jacket Flashlight Umbrella Pencil Bag of Marbles $100 Personal Teleporter Newspaper Satan's Organs

$50 IN CASH
BLOODLUST: 62%(Somewhat Sane)
WANTED LEVEL: SWAT ARRIVED - SHOOT TO KILL
Sven Svenson is SICK, BADLY WOUNDED, and stuck in 2001
Head: SHOT
Torso: HEALTHY
Arms: HEALTHY
Legs: HEALTHY

[Space1255]

Fast forward to 3024 AD

[XR-7]

Get back to the wtc and climb the stairs before the buildings fall. Urinate on the steel beams to put out the fire and ultimately prove that Jet fuel can't melt steel beams.

[Nicepoint]

Shoot the cops

[tber123]

Shoot the cops

Sven Svenson fires the Minigun at SWAT Officer 1, hitting the torso five times!
SWAT Officer 1 collapses to the floor bleeding and fires the MP5 at Sven Svenson!

Fast forward to 3024 AD

You time travel to 3024 AD to see the skeleton of the other bank robber and a stuffton of SWAT Guys. You also realize that you are standing in the middle of a war between aliens and the last remnants of humanity.

Get back to the wtc and climb the stairs before the buildings fall. Urinate on the steel beams to put out the fire and ultimately prove that Jet fuel can't melt steel beams.

Time travelling back to 2001 again, you find yourself near the flaming steel beams and urinate on them to put out the fire, only for your urine to somehow melt the steel beams. Unbeknownst to you, a random photographer takes a picture and later publishes a conspiracy theory proving that urine can melt steel beams and that Ronald Reagan was responsible for 9/11.

WEAPONS: MP5 SMG, 9mm PACK OF C4 x2 Sawn-Off Shotgun GOLDEN entrepreneur  STAFF Sniper Cannon DUAL COMMUNISM MINIGUN

OTHER ITEMS: Car Keys Mad Max Jacket Flashlight Umbrella Pencil Bag of Marbles $100 Personal Teleporter Newspaper Satan's Organs

$50 IN CASH
BLOODLUST: 62%(Somewhat Sane)
Sven Svenson is SICK, BADLY WOUNDED, and stuck in 2001
Head: SHOT
Torso: HEALTHY
Arms: HEALTHY
Legs: HEALTHY

Not enough plot derailing and batstuff insanity
Don't you remember Only Sane Man and the Gunslinger along with everyone else from the first BLOODLUST

[Space1255]

Nuke the entire planet and plant an antimatter bomb in the core of the planet