BLOODLUST: Off The Rails [BLF Derails BLOODLUST]

[tber123]

How would you like the idea of having a forumer temporarily take control of the thread(Since Sven murdered the OP and shattered the Fourth Wall)?

Thinking of creating a poll to determine who gets to take control of the thread for a short while.

Say hello to Zharthon

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[Zharthon]

ladies and gentlemen my name is zharthon and tber has given me his official seal of approval to take over this thread:



see i swear it's not fake, please believe me.

Summon lucifer.

you do the deed and summon the dark lord himself, he proceeds to slaughter most people around you in really brutal ways

before he leaves he pats you on the back for being a good guy and summoning him, he leaves you unharmed.

Saw people get brutally killed around you. +15 Bloodlust.

Hmm, ill let him be if ima character somewhere

pick your poison, as in pm me what your punk ass to be and i'll make it a reality babyyyyyyy.

become tber and take his place in the thread.

hey look, i guess dreams really do come true

WEAPONS: MP5 SMG, 9mm PACK OF C4 x2 Sawn-Off Shotgun GOLDEN entrepreneur  STAFF Sniper Cannon DUAL COMMUNISM MINIGUN

OTHER ITEMS: Car Keys Mad Max Jacket Flashlight Umbrella Pencil Bag of Marbles $100 Personal Teleporter Newspaper Satan's Organs

$100 IN CASH
BLOODLUST: 82% (Very little sanity)
Sven Svenson is SICK, BADLY WOUNDED, and stuck in an alternate universe Communist Venturon
Head: SHOT
Torso: HEALTHY
Arms: HEALTHY
Legs: HEALTHY sieghail

[Refticus]

have hot love with zharthon

[gebenuwell]

find me and sneak up on me and snap my neck

[Space1255]

Revive tber then Jack him off after giving him a tboner then kill him again.

[Zharthon]

have hot love with zharthon

the current op denies your request to have hot love with him, although he offers you to have love with other people in the forums like tenshi

find me and sneak up on me and snap my neck

everybody except geben walk up to him and break his neck at the same time, geben is now dead.

you killed somebody horray +5 bloodlust or something

Revive tber then Jack him off after giving him a tboner then kill him again.

you revive tber and proceed to jack off and jack in, giving him a tboner and then sending him back where he came from with six bullets so he can meet his creator

oh yeah you also killed tber +3 bloodlust

WEAPONS: MP5 SMG, 9mm PACK OF C4 x2 Sawn-Off Shotgun GOLDEN entrepreneur  STAFF Sniper Cannon DUAL COMMUNISM MINIGUN

OTHER ITEMS: Car Keys Mad Max Jacket Flashlight Umbrella Pencil Bag of Marbles $100 Personal Teleporter Newspaper Satan's Organs

$100 IN CASH
BLOODLUST: 90% (Insane)
Sven Svenson is SICK, BADLY WOUNDED, and stuck in an alternate universe Communist Venturon
Head: SHOT
Torso: HEALTHY
Arms: HEALTHY
Legs: HEALTHY sieghail

[Space1255]

Get yourself 101% bloodlust through pure will.

[Nicepoint]

Then compress Eiffel tower to a black hole.

[Zharthon]

Get yourself 101% bloodlust through pure will.

you become the edgiest man on earth, your name is not important but what's important is what you are going to do.

Then compress Eiffel tower to a black hole.

through the sheer power of derailment, you compress the eiffel tower into a black hole, it magically teleports into your pocket.

you can now enable and disable the black hole you have created at will.

oh yeah and you also killed a couple of guys who were standing around the tower.

WEAPONS: MP5 SMG, 9mm PACK OF C4 x2 Sawn-Off Shotgun GOLDEN entrepreneur  STAFF Sniper Cannon DUAL COMMUNISM MINIGUN

OTHER ITEMS: Car Keys Mad Max Jacket Flashlight Umbrella Pencil Bag of Marbles $100 Personal Teleporter Eiffel Tower Black Hole Newspaper Satan's Organs

$100 IN CASH
BLOODLUST: 101% (MY NAME IS NOT IMPORTANT)
Sven Svenson is SICK, BADLY WOUNDED, and stuck in an alternate universe Communist Venturon
Head: SHOT
Torso: HEALTHY
Arms: HEALTHY
Legs: HEALTHY sieghail

[tber123]

Force yourself into the original BLOODLUST Timeline and kill the original Sven Svenson

[Space1255]

Revive tber and give him a tboner

[Nicepoint]

This sentence is false

[Zharthon]

Force yourself into the original BLOODLUST Timeline and kill the original Sven Svenson

you stick yourself in the original timeline and kill a very important character, the entire system fails due to the buttefly effect and now you are stuck in an original alternate universe somehow.

but then again, you are sven svenson yourself so you have technically taken over his place in this universe and now you are the true and only sven svenson

Revive tber and give him a tboner

you revive tber and enlarge his dong by 5000 miles.

This sentence is false

yes

WEAPONS: MP5 SMG, 9mm PACK OF C4 x2 Sawn-Off Shotgun GOLDEN entrepreneur  STAFF Sniper Cannon DUAL COMMUNISM MINIGUN

OTHER ITEMS: Car Keys Mad Max Jacket Flashlight Umbrella Pencil Bag of Marbles $100 Personal Teleporter Eiffel Tower Black Hole Newspaper Satan's Organs

$100 IN CASH
BLOODLUST: 101% (MY NAME IS NOT IMPORTANT)
Sven Svenson is SICK, BADLY WOUNDED, and stuck in the original alternative Venturion where Sven Svenson is dead but still alive.
Head: SHOT
Torso: HEALTHY
Arms: HEALTHY
Legs: HEALTHY sieghail

[Nicepoint]

Notice that your head has been shot and die, then wait till burial. When their lowering the coffin jump up and summon an army of disco zombies.

[TableSalt]

-and then mow everyone down with the minigun while singing rickroll