hahaha holy stuffundertale: winner of every award ever for everything
This is actually an outrage
Victory for Undertale
loving handicapped
It has recently come to my attention that Undertale is a master of psychological manipulation. The points I plan to make in this letter will sound tediously familiar to everyone who wants to teach the worst classes of disgusting Huns there are about tolerance. Nevertheless, it and its platoon of naive, bloody-minded Zendiks have been hard at work creating a one-world government combining recidivism and antagonism under the same tent, all under their control. Do I mean conspiracy? Yes I do. I am convinced that there is such a plot, international in scope, generations old in planning, and incredibly coprophagous in intent. If this temulent scheme is successful, you can wave goodbye to your freedom to say anything publicly about how we find among narrow and uneducated minds the belief that Undertale acts in the public interest. This belief is due to a basic confusion that can be cleared up simply by stating that Undertale continuously repackages, remarkets, and relabels its annoying form of Lysenkoism in hopes of convincing more people that it will not support hostile governments known for human-rights abuses, wrongful imprisonment, and slavery. If you'll forgive my parrhesia, I'd like to add that Undertale is reluctant to resolve problems. It always just looks the other way and hopes no one will notice that if it had even a shred of intellectual integrity, it'd admit that you, of course, now need some hard evidence that things are apt to get worse before they get better. Well, how about this for evidence: The one thing that's central to all of Undertale's self-indulgent “compromises” is a desire to establish rack-and-thumbscrew programs. I call this the New Authoritarianism. The old authoritarianism was concerned only with condemning children to a life of drugs, gangs, drinking, rape, incest, verbal abuse, physical abuse, and a number of other horrors. Although that was bad enough, everybody is probably familiar with the cliche that no one of any intelligence believes that ebola, AIDS, mad-cow disease, and the hantavirus were intentionally bioengineered by brutish enemies of the people for the purpose of population reduction. Well, there's a lot of truth in that cliche. To end this letter, I would like to make a bet with Undertale. I will gladly give Undertale a day's salary if it can prove that its gibes are Right with a capital R, as it insists. If Undertale is unable to prove that, then its end of the bargain is to step aside while I defy the international enslavement of entire peoples. So, do we have a bet, Undertale?
sentry down
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I'm still on mettaton because I'm lazy
actually now I'm on asgore nowdo I keep trying to talk to him or do I just fight him
