What's our other job again?
You recall that you also have a job above ground verifying shipments and stocking shelves...
roll on the floor and then stop, contemplating your existence
The world around you fades away as you focus your thoughts on where you stand in the universe...
clog all of the toilets
try to remain unnoticed
You ask your new (and second) boss where the bathroom is and he tells you. Down the hall to the right, first right, and on the left...
You note that the underground society is kind of structured like a mall and that there are probably hundreds to thousands of toilets that you would have to clog.
Well, the only way to eat an elephant is one bite at a time; you proceed to unleash the beast. You ensure that the toilet is thoroughly clogged.
attempt to steal that head in a jar and pawn it off for money
ask him the price of the head in the jar
You make your way back to your boss's office to inquire about that spooky head. If he won't sell it to you, you'll take it.
"How much for the head, daddio?"
"THAT HEAD IN THAT JAR WAS A GIFT FROM MY SISTER. SHE'S ALWAYS PASSING HER GARBAGE OFF ON ME. JUST GET IT OUT OF HERE."
"Can do, boss."
Flirt with your boss
"Hey, b0ss, before I head outta here, I just wanted to let you know that I'm happy to be working for such a handsome man as yourself."
"WHY I AM VERY FLATTERED. YOU'RE NOT TOO BAD YOURSELF. NOW GET OUTTA HERE I'M BUSY."
Skip flirting and go for brown town right away
And then ask him to give you head
You begin approaching your boss with little more than your intentions.
"How much for the
head?"
"LOOK YOU NEED TO GET OUT OF HERE RIGHT NOW AND LET ME WORK OR YOU'RE FIRED."
"WOOP! Look at the time! Gotta blast! Cya!"
You grab the head from its container as you run out of the office.
Now you're carrying around some poor soul's stuffed head, immortalized forever. Where could you sell a thing like this?
Environment:Time:
7:05 AM, Sunday, 01/17/2027Exterior Temperature: N/A
Interior Temperature: Comfortable.
Weather: N/A
Inventory:-Overworld I.D.
-Temporary Room Access
-Neat Clothes
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Modded Handset, 69% charge-94 Credits
Information:Name: Clutch Powers, AKA "Evil"
Armor: 4
Skill: 1d6
Movement: (5") per action turn
Bonuses and Perks ---
Trichophagia: Can survive on the nutrients in hair alone.
Charming: 20% chance of receiving +1 to Skill Roll when interacting with women.
(Improvable by 10% intervals with training) Catlike: 20% chance of receiving +1 to Skill Roll when performing maneuvers that require agility.
(Improvable by 10% intervals with training)Smooth Talker: 10% chance of receiving +1 to Skill Roll when conversing.
(Improvable by 10% intervals with training)Status:Condition: Normal
Hunger: Hungry
Bowels: Charging...
Libido: Charging...
Energy: Normal
Karma: -50
Overall Infamy: 10 (You streaked through the downtown area of a city, broke into an apartment, and assaulted the tenant)
Immediate Notoriety: 0
Schedule:(Underworld) Delivery Job: Sunday-Saturday, 7PM-11PM
(Overworld) Stocking Job: Monday-Saturday, 9AM-6PM