100000 ways to get kicked out of Wal-Mart/Target/Bestbuy etc

[Refticus]

95: walk in with a briefcase which has a clock inside of it

[Ad Bot]

[GoldenLego]

96. tickle fight with all the children in the store

[Rabbot32]

97: Run around screaming WHO PUT SPIDERS ON MY richard at the top of your lungs.

[Mr Queeba]

98. Run into the bathroom screaming allahu ackbar.
99. Smash the televisions with a sledgehammer.
100. Be the king of 100.

[Maxwell.]

wow do you know how fast we would get through this thread if we all put 100 points into our posts

[Space1255]

101: Beat up someone
102: Verbal abuse
103: Terrorism
104: Take a bicycle and stuff on it
105: pop all the bicycle tires
106: sing really badly

[Rabbot32]

107: Get your richard stuck in a toaster and try to return it without a receipt.

[joe411]

108: kill the manager's family

[Copy Kirby]

108. Try to eat pills like pacman

[Mr. Hurricane]

109. Throw cans or gallon jugs across isles, attempting to hit customers.

[Insert Name Here]

110: fix the loving number

[Rigel]

111: Sleep in the meat aisle while covered in sausages.

[Nonnel]

112: Stand by the door and ask someone to kick you really hard in the ass

[Blockchip]

114: throw a giant metal "1" at someone and repeatedly do so until they die

[Copy Kirby]

113. Skiping 113.