Remember that chick I met a couple months ago? Meet The Parents Edition!

[Lord Tony®]

what about your family?

I don't talk to them unless it's food related.

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[Col. Derontchi]

God damn y'all some munchers

I'm a little aggravated because she hasn't texted me in three hours

[Clownfish]

God damn y'all some munchers

I'm a little aggravated because she hasn't texted me in three hours

my best friend hasn't texted me in three days
some people just get busy, don't fret

[Col. Derontchi]

my best friend hasn't texted me in three days
some people just get busy, don't fret

That's a friend. She is an acquaintance. I want to act NOW. It's been almost a loving week since we first talked.

[Col. Derontchi]

she gave me the number 5

[Col. Derontchi]

the loving number 5

How do I egg her on without being pushy? Be like "great, only 9 more to go!" or get sarcastic or what

[Clone v.117]

she gave me the number 5

what does that mean?

Don't get so antsy over not hearing from her, there are a million factors as to why she might not have texted you in x amount of time and none of them are worth getting fussed over.
Don't cling too hard bro, I go days-weeks without talking to some of my best friends, not because I'm avoiding them or anything but because either there is something stopping me or just my stuffty efforts at communication.
Be chill.

[Col. Derontchi]

what does that mean?

Don't get so antsy over not hearing from her, there are a million factors as to why she might not have texted you in x amount of time and none of them are worth getting fussed over.
Don't cling too hard bro, I go days-weeks without talking to some of my best friends, not because I'm avoiding them or anything but because either there is something stopping me or just my stuffty efforts at communication.
Be chill.

I said "yo what's yo numbah". Three and a half hours later, she just says "5" lmao. Still p convinced she's playing hard to get. Unless I'm worse at reading people over text than I thought.

Right now, I just need a funny rebounder. I'm not worried that I won't get the rest of her number, just it'll take more time than I thought perhaps, but nothing that sounds needy.

[Clownfish]

That's a friend. She is an acquaintance. I want to act NOW. It's been almost a loving week since we first talked.

sometimes I wish she wasn't more than just a friend but

anyways do you have her number or not? You're receiving texts but you don't have her number or something?
I'm confused

[Col. Derontchi]

sometimes I wish she wasn't more than just a friend but

anyways do you have her number or not? You're receiving texts but you don't have her number or something?
I'm confused

Instagram's version of PM

[Clownfish]

Instagram's version of PM

Alright, makes sense

[Col. Derontchi]

Still, how should I respond? I'm gonna wait awhile to show her that it really doesn't bother me (because it honestly doesn't rn), then I need some funny response to just brush it off, or maybe get the rest of the number out. I need to get creative. By I, I mean we.

Let's do this think tank!

[Clownfish]

Still, how should I respond? I'm gonna wait awhile to show her that it really doesn't bother me (because it honestly doesn't rn), then I need some funny response to just brush it off, or maybe get the rest of the number out. I need to get creative. By I, I mean we.

Let's do this think tank!

I've personally got nothing to help you with but I will say, blf won't date this girl for you. We're a seething bunch of eels half the time we don't have time for relationships. I understand that you need assistance but if you can't even handle small talk with this girl then what happens next? You gonna post on blf in the middle of a date? I'm not trying to be hostile but this specific instance here seems silly.

[Col. Derontchi]

I've personally got nothing to help you with but I will say, blf won't date this girl for you. We're a seething bunch of eels half the time we don't have time for relationships. I understand that you need assistance but if you can't even handle small talk with this girl then what happens next? You gonna post on blf in the middle of a date? I'm not trying to be hostile but this specific instance here seems silly.

I'm just asking for ideas. I have some of my own, but I would like to hear more. The reason I'm using BLF right now is because I have the ability to. I have time to think and respond.

[Frequency]

"yo what's yo numbah".

uhhhh