Author Topic: Remember that chick I met a couple months ago? Meet The Parents Edition!  (Read 82348 times)

Hey wait a minute, we're helping the wrong person!
Haircut would be good tho, you should go for it. You get acne because you have long hair.

Also while I don't have acne, I have read about how smoking can worsen acne. Hill, this is something to think about (drugs are bad for you, along with smoking, but that isn't the point).

I banged your dad too

Slowly approaching hardcore

Hey wait a minute, we're helping the wrong person!
Haircut would be good tho, you should go for it. You get acne because you have long hair.

even when i cut my hair to about an inch, it's still there and doesn't even fade.

even when i cut my hair to about an inch, it's still there and doesn't even fade.
You have to cut it more and wait or else it won't change
Do that as well as treating it.

The grease from your bangs is giving you acne.

Here's a good way to rid yourself of acne:

Soak washcloth in scalding hot water

Apply washcloth to forehead for about a minute

Repeat

Add cream

i can't get contact because i have this condition where my left eye is right in the corner of my eye. the only thing that makes it straight are my glasses. i have this hairstyle because i have cystic acne that can't be fixed (i've tried almost every treatment out there).
understanding the cause of acne is important too,
1. dont touch your face. if you do then punch yourself until you learn not to. also don't punch yourself in public.
2. wash your hair with shampoo once a day until the acne is gone.
3. wash your pillow case more often
4. wash your face with cream once a day after heating it up to open up your pores (like akio said up there ^ )

The grease from your bangs is giving you acne.

Here's a good way to rid yourself of acne:

Soak washcloth in scalding hot water

Apply washcloth to forehead for about a minute

Repeat

Add cream


What would happen if you soaked the washcloth in the cream first and then in the scalding hot water?  :cookieMonster:

What would happen if you soaked the washcloth in the cream first and then in the scalding hot water?  :cookieMonster:
you want to open your pores before putting on the cream so it actually does something

What would happen if you soaked the washcloth in the cream first and then in the scalding hot water?  :cookieMonster:
Wow, you must study comedy.

I think if Elecro was my pet I'd have had him put down by now

I think if Elecro was my pet I'd have had him put down by now

are you even human?

Wow, you must study comedy.

I'm a geology major

I think if Elecro was my pet I'd have had him put down by now

If you were my pet, I'd do the same.

Elecro your looks don't matter unless you dress like a homeless person and wear honor student glasses. Get a haircut that isn't literally a bowl cut and you're (probably) good. Ask your mom to schedule an appointment with an optometrist earlier to get contacts. Take some loving control of your life, girls probably don't talk to you because you walk around with a pathetic external locus of control, AKA being massively wishy-washy beta. Girls subconsciously like a confident man that takes charge of his life and sitting around making excuses is the legitimate opposite of that.

I've never had to think too much about my outfit or my hairstyle. I just hamfist it and look in the mirror and if I don't look like a total moron, I'm good.

I think if Elecro was my pet I'd have had him put down by now

I get the feeling that natural selection is going to kick him out of the genetic race anyway.

i've said why i can't get contacts

Elecro your looks don't matter unless you dress like a homeless person and wear honor student glasses. Get a haircut that isn't literally a bowl cut and you're (probably) good. Ask your mom to scheduled an appointment with the optometrist earlier to get contacts. Take some loving control of your life, girls probably don't talk to you because you walk around with a pathetic external locus of control, AKA being massively wishy-washy beta. Girls subconsciously like a confident man that takes charge of his life and sitting around making excuses is the legitimate opposite of that.

I've never had to think too much about my outfit or my hairstyle. I just hamfist it and look in the mirror and if I don't look like a total moron, I'm good.

I get the feeling that natural selection is going to kick him out of the genetic race anyway.

Overly confident males tend to be severely obnoxious. I don't think that's a wanted quality, unless the female going with that male is also obnoxious.