Remember that chick I met a couple months ago? Meet The Parents Edition!

[Clownfish]

I've only been in one relationship and it was terrible and forgeted me up and I somehow am the go-to guy when it comes to relationships with people in my area :/

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[hillkill]

I've only been in one relationship and it was terrible and forgeted me up and I somehow am the go-to guy when it comes to relationships with people in my area :/

same in a way.

[SlayerZ99]

It's not 1920 anymore. Cologne is about as much of a turn off as a fedora now. I don't know any woman out there that likes cologne. They hate cologne as much as I hate perfume.

You must know like 2 woman and they probably are fat and blew you next to the dumpster behind walmart

"I dont know any woman out there that likes cologne"

A lot of women like cologne...
A nice smelling cologne can make a girls panties soaking wet

[Col. Derontchi]

I have a very serious hint for the OP.

ASK HER OUT TO COFFEE YOU CUNT.

What are you, stupid? The longer you prolong the bullstuff, the more somebody will stop being interested and find something else to get entertained with.

Just forgetin' take her to the goddam coffee shop or washing machine store or whatever the forget you kids do these days, lay her down with some facts about how you feel and ask if she wants to try something out.

forget loving lord, there's FOURTY-SIX pages of you acting like a keg in the middle of a tsunami. Get it together, mate, because otherwise the boat stops here and Tony'll forget her.

Mate, I did. She said yes. Then she had something come up. So I was supposed to go to the field. The field got rained out that day. I'm gonna call her tonight because there's this movie I really wanna see and so I might as well ask her to go with me.

[Frequency]

I don't know any woman out there that likes cologne.

pillows aren't women

[The Resonte!]

Mate, I did. She said yes. Then she had something come up. So I was supposed to go to the field. The field got rained out that day. I'm gonna call her tonight because there's this movie I really wanna see and so I might as well ask her to go with me.

remember: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9dGSQ4duoAU

[Lord Tony®]

Mate, I did. She said yes. Then she had something come up. So I was supposed to go to the field. The field got rained out that day. I'm gonna call her tonight because there's this movie I really wanna see and so I might as well ask her to go with me.

Oh man, that means she is trying to get out of it.

[e-maxx]

Oh man, that means she is trying to get out of it.

or you know
she just has a busy life

[Col. Derontchi]

Oh man, that means she is trying to get out of it.

If she was, it was most likely because she didn't feel like she knew me well enough yet, which is fine. The reason I say this is because she wanted me to come to the field that following sunday instead, a place that's comfortable for both of us. She is a busy person as well. She still has texted me everyday for 3 weeks now.

[Maxx°]

so is this another awesomebread blog on "how do i date women"

[Nonnel]

If the movie isn't Alvin and the Chipmunks: Road Chip, she won't be interested.

[e-maxx]

If the movie isn't Alvin and the Chipmunks: Road Chip, she won't be interested.

this is true
i get laid every time i play this movie

[Col. Derontchi]

If the movie isn't Alvin and the Chipmunks: Road Chip, she won't be interested.

It's that new Ferrel-Wahlberg movie you sick freak

[Tumbleweed]

If the movie isn't Alvin and the Chipmunks: Road Chip, she won't be interested.

does that mean I should cancel my date tonight?

[Lord Tony®]

it was most likely because she didn't feel like she knew me well enough yet, which is fine.

I remember reading this story of these two virgin couples that were dating. The male went to kiss the female, she felt like he was wanting to do more she told him to stop, he stops.

The next day she claims he attempted to rape her.

Guy went to jail.




This is why I don't deal with those kind of relationships that don't involve in love.