Author Topic: there's no toilet paper at my house.  (Read 3888 times)

i really have to use the bathroom.
what do I do?


go outside and leaves

Tissue paper

Paper towels if necessary

loving wash cloths

Your best boxers

The couch

Finally,
Your fingers



wipe with hands
wipe on walls
wash hands with soap
leave

Oh btw, you must do ALL OF THESE IN ORDER or else the poop will stick to the hairs of your ass. Trust me, I'm a boy scout.

Quote from: Col. Derontchi link=topic=288897.msg8730679#msg8730679 date=1448766809

The couch

Finally,
Your fingers
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Oh btw, you must do ALL OF THESE IN ORDER or else the poop will stick to the hairs of your ass. Trust me, I'm a boy scout.

likey,t


i've used a towel before, try that


i was in a hurry

and also ohh forget I was lucky to have a poop where I don't wipe
well this thread was useless

and also ohh forget I was lucky to have a poop where I don't wipe

that's what we call a clean eugene

Take a stuff
Flush
Go into shower
Turn it on
Bend down
Let the water clean your ass hole.

i was in a hurry

and also ohh forget I was lucky to have a poop where I don't wipe
well this thread was useless
how did you test this