Author Topic: Krampus is the worst movie I've ever seen ever.  (Read 3097 times)

I can't believe you expected it to be anything other than screamer surprise stuff horror. It's about loving Krampus


Never heard of this Krampus you speak of OP. Is he a Klingon? :iceCream:

saw it today

i lmao'd because it was such a horrible horror movie
they did that ass quality cgi cliche jumpscare at the end too

wtf.


I could already tell how bad it was from the ads alone.

wheres swholli when you need em

idk man I saw barely lethal the other day and that was pretty loving bad

The premise seemed stuffty anyways.
I can't believe you expected it to be anything other than screamer surprise stuff horror. It's about loving Krampus
Well I knew it wasn't gonna be great but I wasn't ready for how bad it was

And Krampus could of been this really dark spirit who kidnapped the kids and ate them or dragged them to hell but instead his 3 musketeer gingerbread dinks did all the work

The camera during the action attack scene in the attic was like you gave it to a man with Parkinsons. You literally can't tell whats going on besides this winged baby doll thing licking the ladies cheek which was kinda hot to be honest
it's pretty uncommon for a horror movie to be good anyways unless there is zombies
I mean I thought the grudge was decent and I dont think Ive seen a zombie movie actually but I find zombies kind of boring anyways

The only horror movies I liked were It Follows, Babadook, The Grudge, and The Loved Ones (Which is just gory not scary)

not really the worst movie ever title is aung the movie (its called the last airbender but its not worthy of the name)

don't agree? fight me


well it doesn't look too bad on rotten tomatoes though

wat
if you saw that stuffheap of a movie you would know exactly what I mean.

...they called aang aung for no goddamn reason


also
Dead Rising
Plants vs Zombies
Typing of the Dead
dead rising did zombies so well because 1:
you didn't feel bad for killing them
2: you could mow them down (quite literally if you want) really easily and it was so satisfying because you knew it was helping the world too