Why don't storm troopers shoot bullets?

[Blockchip]

They don't have guns or bullets.
And even if they did, it's not like they would be ultimate-guaranteed-jedi-killers
They can just dodge the bullet.

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[Nickpb 2.0]

They don't have guns or bullets.
And even if they did, it's not like they would be ultimate-guaranteed-jedi-killers
They can just dodge the bullet.

How do you dodge 10 soldiers firing at different moments and also do you know how quickly a bullet travels???

[HellHound]

How do you dodge 10 soldiers firing at different moments and also do you know how quickly a bullet travels???

They can deflect beams of light and you're asking if they can dodge a bunch of bullets???

[Nickpb 2.0]

They can deflect beams of light and you're asking if they can dodge a bunch of bullets???

They don't deflect stuff? They use a glow wand that hits it away. Also Yeah whats unreasonable about asking the legitimacy of being able to dodge something that actually breaks the sound barrier
Why am I even still arguing this. Jedi suck

[JamesH]

They don't deflect stuff? They use a glow wand that hits it away. Also Yeah whats unreasonable about asking the legitimacy of being able to dodge something that actually breaks the sound barrier
Why am I even still arguing this. Jedi suck

are you constantly bluntly trolling so that we get a flame war 
like Jesus Christ its pathetic

[Nickpb 2.0]

are you constantly bluntly trolling so that we get a flame war 
like Jesus Christ its pathetic

How am I trolling? I'm stating an opinion in a thread that is about a fictional universe. If this triggers you so much idk what to tell you

[WaterOre]

How am I trolling? I'm stating an opinion in a thread that is about a fictional universe. If this triggers you so much idk what to tell you

Correction: You're very hostilely stating your opinion on a thread that is about a fictional universe.

[Nickpb 2.0]

Correction: You're very hostilely stating your opinion on a thread that is about a fictional universe.

that's more accurate

[Foxscotch]

I love all the nerds getting actually upset at the idea of their jedi lovers bleeding from bullet wounds because they were 2 mediocre to be an actual viable soldier when faced with conventional weapons
Jedi are literally the biggest pussies  

you are at least as upset about the fact that people like them

[TheABELBOTO]

The better question is why doesn't the empire try to extract the force essence and make a super bio weapon that grants the stormtroopers with op powers tbh.

[MunkeyCheez]

Technically they do shoot bullets because in the behind the scenes the actors would shoot blanks from a modified sterling sub machine gun.

[Filipe]

Because lasers are awesome, basicly that.

[Foopster]

If anyone wants reference to metal vs lightsabers.

Argument invalid.

like Jesus Christ its pathetic

[Lockebox]

Just finished watching The Force Awakens

I won't spoil anything but i now consider most of what i argued null. It's still dumb tho.

 

[Nickpb 2.0]

jedi r still gay