Corrupt A Wish

[Space1255]

You have to carry it around with you everywhere you go.

I wish to lose weight

[Ad Bot]

[RACCOONNEER1214]

You got even bigger.
I wish to get a fursuit one day.

[TheAviationFanatic]

Granted but then the fursuit is roasted over a fire with you inside.


I wish for that third grade bully not to have beaten me.

[The Murderous Cop]

The third grade bully doesn't beat you up. The fourth grade bully does.

I wish to die from a STD (: any one of various diseases that you can get by having love with a person who has the disease) -free (To relieve of a burden, obligation, or restraint: a people who were at last freed from fear.), non (:  not :  other than :  reverse of :  absence of <nontoxic> <nonlinear>) -ugly (: unpleasant to look at : not pretty or attractive
: unpleasant to hear), non-special interestist (extremely strong devotion to something -- most common use of word is loveual), lovey (1:  loveually suggestive or stimulating :  erotic) succubus (...a female demon or supernatural entity in folklore (traced back to medieval legend) that appears in dreams and takes the form of a woman in order to seduce men, usually through loveual activity.).

try me.

[AtlasBlue]

Wish granted, but you don't die from the STD and have to suffer through treatment.

I wish for something to happen.

[Space1255]

I snap your neck.

I wish to have love with an attractive female who doesn't have a transmittable disease

[Lukas75TheSecond]

Wish granted, but you accidentally make her bleed a lot, she starts dying

I wish for a cape that I can fly with

[AtlasBlue]

Wish granted, but it gets caught in the intake of a jet engine and you die a horrible death.

I wish for a sign.

[bestguy22]

granted but its just a stop sign

i wish for a wish

[Blockchip]

you just made the wish
I wish for nukes.

[77x5ghost2]

granted but USA gets nuked

i wish for saus

[Freedom Bringer]

The saus turns into a massive conch shell that insults you.

I wish I had great animation, that has no relation to bronies, furries, and superwholocks what soever

[RACCOONNEER1214]

granted but it is related to furries and bronies.
i wish to run for president of United States Of Furries.

[Blockchip]

You run for president of the united states of furries, which means that the united states of furries are a thing.
I wish for a pet turtle.

[Drydess]

You run for president of the united states of furries, which means that the united states of furries are a thing.
I wish for a pet turtle.

granted, but you get a pet furdle.
I wish for an extra hour in every day.