BLF Plans a Robbery

[The Murderous Cop]

You aren't there.
You aren't even in the house.
You're now on the roof.

[Ad Bot]

[tber123]

take bouncers clothes and become the bouncer

You quickly strip the Bouncer of his clothes and put them on yourself! The first Mobster bursts out of the door and runs into you!

"Hudson, who the hell is that dead guy behind you? Jesus! Someone's going to see the body and call the cops!" The Mobster says as he takes a second look at the corpse.

"Wait a minute... That's HUDSON's corpse! Who the hell are you and what did you do to Hudson?" The Mobster quickdraws a pistol before you can even react, leveling it between your eyes. You have just enough time to realize how forgeted you are before---

*FWIP*



...Before John McClass swiftly puts a tranq round into the back of the Mobster's head. The rest of the Mobsters still haven't arrived to the front door yet, so you call over John McClass!

Go into hiding. Try to also call for help from any fellow friends.

You aren't there.
You aren't even in the house.
You're now on the roof.

TAKE THE GUN AND BOLT TO A NEARBY BUSH AND HIDE IN IT

Scratch that, you can't take on that many guys yet. Run off somewhere. If you see someone, get back in that pose.

John McClass agrees to stand out in the open and act as bait while you rush to the roof via a nearby ladder, since there are no nearby bushes! Before you climb to the roof, you loot the Sawn-off DB Shotgun!



The Mobsters blame John McClass for killing Bouncer Hudson, and open fire on him! Bullets fly left and right, but none of them hit John McClass yet!

If you don't hurry up, the Mobsters will shoot John McClass accidentally.

TARGET #1: House belonging to a bunch of Mobsters
Level of Security: Mobsters with knives, improvised weapons, pistols, pump-action shotguns, and SMGs
Mobster Response(If Alarmed): Mobsters with body armor, assault rifles, revolvers, and semiautomatic shotguns

Police Response: (If Police Called): Police Officers with pistols, pump-action shotguns, semiautomatic rifles, pepper spray, tasers, and batons. Police will focus on arresting you unless you open fire on them.
Level 2 Police Response(If situation escalates): SWAT members with body armor, pepperball guns, SMGs, Rifles, beanbag/taser shotguns, tear gas, stingers, and flashbangs. SWAT will focus on arresting until you start shooting them.
Level 3 Police Response(If situation escalates even further): FBI Agents swarming the area. You're screwed.
Level 4 Police Response(If FBI agents slaughtered): National Guard called in with body armor, tanks, drones, and even more sheer numbers. They shoot to kill.

Other Info: Mobster Count: Slightly more than a dozen
Mobsters Neutralized: 2
The Mobsters aren't taking kindly to their party being interrupted.

QUICK RULES/THINGS TO KNOW
1) Some semblance of sanity in your posts, please. stuffposting and thread derailing to a minimum.
2) The Protagonist only dies if he runs out of BLOOD or health in the HEAD/TORSO areas. Losing all ARM/LEG health will merely cripple you.
3) If you decide to start suddenly gaining superpowers or summoning stuff, you're in for a world of hurt.
4) Carrying an entire arsenal on your back is suspicious, and may instigate hostility from others.
NEARBY PEOPLE:
John McClass is the guy in the suit and hat. He is engaging the Mobsters.
The Bouncer(AKA Hudson) is deader than disco.
Mobster #1 is unconscious. He carries a 9mm Pistol.
Mobster #2 is engaging John McClass. He carries a Improvised Shotgun.
Mobster #3 is engaging John McClass. He carries a Pump Action Shotgun.
Mobster #4 is engaging John McClass. He carries a 9mm Machine Pistol.
Mobster #5 is engaging John McClass. He carries a .45 SMG.
Mobster #6 is engaging John McClass. He carries a knife.

WEAPONS Sawn-Off DB Shotgun 2/2 (Concealable, but hard to aim and the recoil packs a punch.) Stun Baton 10/10 Charges (Because police brutality always has to be shocking.) Sharp Rock (Impromptu brain surgery tool.) Crowbar (Open up skulls, crates, and pretty much anything else)

ITEMS Disguise: Mobster Bouncer $50 (Bribe people or buy things) "Smart" Phone Replica Laser M16 (It's a threateningly realistic prop.) Book on Gandhi's Teachings (Enlightening.) Gangsta Jacket (Disguise as a Gang Member) Pencil + Paper

SPARE AMMO Spare Rocks: 3 Stun Baton Batteries: 1 FAVORS/ASSISTANCE John McClass(ENGAGING ENEMY): Can distract the mobsters, help you silently take down a few of them nonlethally, and so on. Armed with a tranquilizer pistol. The Voices in your Head(Always Active): The ones giving you advice and controlling you. Update Schedule: I will be able to update at least twice per day since I still have Christmas Break. Current Status: MOBSTERS ALARMED! CITIZENS HEARING GUNSHOTS! Blood: [llllllllll] Head: HEALTHY [llllllllll] Torso: HEALTHY [llllllllll] Left Arm: HEALTHY [llllllllll] Right Arm: HEALTHY [llllllllll] Left Leg: HEALTHY [llllllllll] Right Leg: HEALTHY [llllllllll]

[Blue Screen]

Throw those rocks at the mobsters to give John enough time to get away.

[Blockchip]

Throw rocks in random directions and then scurry to the back of the house and enter through the back door.

[tber123]

Gmod has been acting up ever since this morning.



You toss down all of your rocks(three, exactly) at the Mobsters, killing three of them. The rest turn around to open fire at you, and a bullet strikes you in the left arm. John McClass retreats to a safe distance and tranqs the rest of the Mobsters.


What it's supposed to be: Protagonist looking down from the roof to see the guns aimed at him. Kinda screwed it up here.

You navigate the roof to the back of the house, only to see three more Mobsters noticing you. One of them runs inside the house to call for backup, while the other two draw their weapons.

TARGET #1: House belonging to a bunch of Mobsters
Level of Security: Mobsters with knives, improvised weapons, pistols, pump-action shotguns, and SMGs
Mobster Response(If Alarmed): Mobsters with body armor, assault rifles, revolvers, and semiautomatic shotguns

Police Response: (If Police Called): Police Officers with pistols, pump-action shotguns, semiautomatic rifles, pepper spray, tasers, and batons. Police will focus on arresting you unless you open fire on them.
Level 2 Police Response(If situation escalates): SWAT members with body armor, pepperball guns, SMGs, Rifles, beanbag/taser shotguns, tear gas, stingers, and flashbangs. SWAT will focus on arresting until you start shooting them.
Level 3 Police Response(If situation escalates even further): FBI Agents swarming the area. You're screwed.
Level 4 Police Response(If FBI agents slaughtered): National Guard called in with body armor, tanks, drones, and even more sheer numbers. They shoot to kill.

Other Info: Mobster Count: Slightly more than a dozen
Mobsters Neutralized: 7
The Mobsters aren't taking kindly to their party being interrupted.

QUICK RULES/THINGS TO KNOW
1) Some semblance of sanity in your posts, please. stuffposting and thread derailing to a minimum.
2) The Protagonist only dies if he runs out of BLOOD or health in the HEAD/TORSO areas. Losing all ARM/LEG health will merely cripple you.
3) If you decide to start suddenly gaining superpowers or summoning stuff, you're in for a world of hurt.
4) Carrying an entire arsenal on your back is suspicious, and may instigate hostility from others.
OTHER PEOPLE:
John McClass is the guy in the suit and hat. He is engaging the Mobsters.
The Bouncer(AKA Hudson) is deader than disco.
Mobster #1 Is unconscious. He carries a 9mm Pistol.
Mobster #2 Is dead by your hand. He carries a Improvised Shotgun.
Mobster #3 Is unconscious. He carries a Pump Action Shotgun.
Mobster #4 Is dead by your hand. He carries a 9mm Machine Pistol.
Mobster #5 Is unconscious. He carries a .45 SMG.
Mobster #6 Is dead by your hand. He carries a knife.
Mobster #7 carries a .40 Pistol.
Mobster #8 carries a Zip Gun.

WEAPONS Sawn-Off DB Shotgun 2/2 (Concealable, but hard to aim and the recoil packs a punch.) Stun Baton 10/10 Charges (Because police brutality always has to be shocking.) Crowbar (Open up skulls, crates, and pretty much anything else)

ITEMS Disguise: Mobster Bouncer $50 (Bribe people or buy things) "Smart" Phone Replica Laser M16 (It's a threateningly realistic prop.) Book on Gandhi's Teachings (Enlightening.) Gangsta Jacket (Disguise as a Gang Member) Pencil + Paper

SPARE AMMO Stun Baton Batteries: 1 FAVORS/ASSISTANCE John McClass(RETREATING): Can distract the mobsters, help you silently take down a few of them nonlethally, and so on. Armed with a tranquilizer pistol. The Voices in your Head(Always Active): The ones giving you advice and controlling you. Update Schedule: Updates at least once/twice per day. Updates may have quality or quantity affected on January 1-3 since I'm visiting family for the weekend. Current Status:  MOBSTERS ALARMED! CITIZENS HEARING GUNSHOTS! Blood: [llllllllll] Head: HEALTHY [llllllllll] Torso: HEALTHY [llllllllll] Left Arm: HEALTHY [lllllll///] Right Arm: HEALTHY [llllllllll] Left Leg: HEALTHY [llllllllll] Right Leg: HEALTHY [llllllllll]

[Blockchip]

Jump off the roof and shoot them once each with your sawn-off shotgun, then take mobster #8's zip gun and examine it.

[tber123]

Jump off the roof and shoot them once each with your sawn-off shotgun, then take mobster #8's zip gun and examine it.

You drop down from the roof as the bullets begin to fly. As you land, you open fire on Mobster #8, blowing off a good chunk of his face and killing him.

"JESUS!" Mobster #7 panics, and tries to haul ass. You take careful aim and fire at his back, but the recoil causes the shotgun to nearly smack you in the face. A single pellet strikes Mobster #8 in the back of the leg, causing him to collapse to the floor begging for mercy as he bleeds to death. You kick the Zip Gun out of his hands and examine it.

The Zip Gun is a poorly made pistol that looks like it could fall apart any second now. You doubt if you could even shoot it without the gun exploding in your hands, so you wisely ditch it.



You are now in the backyard of the house. The first and second windows to the left lead to the main area of the house, while the third window(and the first door) leads to the garage. You hear gunfire and laughter coming from the garage.

TARGET #1: House belonging to a bunch of Mobsters
Level of Security: Mobsters with knives, improvised weapons, pistols, pump-action shotguns, and SMGs
Mobster Response(If Alarmed): Mobsters with body armor, assault rifles, revolvers, and semiautomatic shotguns

Police Response: (If Police Called): Police Officers with pistols, pump-action shotguns, semiautomatic rifles, pepper spray, tasers, and batons. Police will focus on arresting you unless you open fire on them.
Level 2 Police Response(If situation escalates): SWAT members with body armor, pepperball guns, SMGs, Rifles, beanbag/taser shotguns, tear gas, stingers, and flashbangs. SWAT will focus on arresting until you start shooting them.
Level 3 Police Response(If situation escalates even further): FBI Agents swarming the area. You're screwed.
Level 4 Police Response(If FBI agents slaughtered): National Guard called in with body armor, tanks, drones, and even more sheer numbers. They shoot to kill.

Other Info: Mobster Count: Slightly more than a dozen
Mobsters Neutralized: 9
The Mobsters aren't taking kindly to their party being interrupted.
NEARBY PEOPLE:
The Bouncer(AKA Hudson) is deader than disco.
Mobster #1 Is unconscious. He carries a 9mm Pistol.
Mobster #2 Is dead by your hand. He carries a Improvised Shotgun.
Mobster #3 Is unconscious. He carries a Pump Action Shotgun.
Mobster #4 Is dead by your hand. He carries a 9mm Machine Pistol.
Mobster #5 Is unconscious. He carries a .45 SMG.
Mobster #6 Is dead by your hand. He carries a knife.
Mobster #7 Is dead by your hand. He carries a .40 Pistol.
Mobster #8 Is bleeding out.

WEAPONS Sawn-Off DB Shotgun 0/2 (Concealable, but hard to aim and the recoil packs a punch.) No Ammo Stun Baton 10/10 Charges (Because police brutality always has to be shocking.) Crowbar (Open up skulls, crates, and pretty much anything else)

ITEMS Disguise: Mobster Bouncer $50 (Bribe people or buy things) "Smart" Phone Replica Laser M16 (It's a threateningly realistic prop.) Book on Gandhi's Teachings (Enlightening.) Gangsta Jacket (Disguise as a Gang Member) Pencil + Paper

SPARE AMMO Stun Baton Batteries: 1 FAVORS/ASSISTANCE John McClass(IN HIDING): Can distract the mobsters, help you silently take down a few of them nonlethally, and so on. Armed with a tranquilizer pistol. The Voices in your Head(Always Active): The ones giving you advice and controlling you. Update Schedule: Updates at least once/twice per day. Updates may have quality or quantity affected on January 1-3 since I'm visiting family for the weekend. Current Status:  MOBSTER REINFORCEMENTS INCOMING - 5 MINUTES! CITIZENS HEARING GUNSHOTS! Blood: [llllllllll] Head: HEALTHY [llllllllll] Torso: HEALTHY [llllllllll] Left Arm: HEALTHY [lllllll///] Right Arm: HEALTHY [llllllllll] Left Leg: HEALTHY [llllllllll] Right Leg: HEALTHY [llllllllll]

[Refticus]

unzip pants and piss on the body

[Blue Screen]

unzip pants and piss on the body

GOD DAMMIT REFTI

Use your almighty crowbar of power and break the first window.

[tber123]

unzip pants and piss on the body

Feeling that the Mobsters haven't suffered enough, you decide to torment them even further by pissing on them. Mobster 7 is too dead to care, while Mobster 8 is now screaming a prayer to Jesus.

GOD DAMMIT REFTI

Use your almighty crowbar of power and break the first window.

You break the first window and leap in. You see a hallway with three things to enter: The bathroom at the end, the kitchen on the first right, and a bedroom on the first left. Behind you is the garage door, and you can still hear gunfire from there.
TARGET #1: House belonging to a bunch of Mobsters
Level of Security: Mobsters with knives, improvised weapons, pistols, pump-action shotguns, and SMGs
Mobster Response(If Alarmed): Mobsters with body armor, assault rifles, revolvers, and semiautomatic shotguns

Police Response: (If Police Called): Police Officers with pistols, pump-action shotguns, semiautomatic rifles, pepper spray, tasers, and batons. Police will focus on arresting you unless you open fire on them.
Level 2 Police Response(If situation escalates): SWAT members with body armor, pepperball guns, SMGs, Rifles, beanbag/taser shotguns, tear gas, stingers, and flashbangs. SWAT will focus on arresting until you start shooting them.
Level 3 Police Response(If situation escalates even further): FBI Agents swarming the area. You're screwed.
Level 4 Police Response(If FBI agents slaughtered): National Guard called in with body armor, tanks, drones, and even more sheer numbers. They shoot to kill.

Other Info: Mobster Count: Slightly more than a dozen
Mobsters Neutralized: 9
The Mobsters aren't taking kindly to their party being interrupted.
NEARBY PEOPLE:
The Bouncer(AKA Hudson) is deader than disco.
Mobster #1 Is unconscious. He carries a 9mm Pistol.
Mobster #2 Is dead by your hand. He carries a Improvised Shotgun.
Mobster #3 Is unconscious. He carries a Pump Action Shotgun.
Mobster #4 Is dead by your hand. He carries a 9mm Machine Pistol.
Mobster #5 Is unconscious. He carries a .45 SMG.
Mobster #6 Is dead by your hand. He carries a knife.
Mobster #7 Is dead by your hand. He carries a .40 Pistol.
Mobster #8 Is bleeding out.

WEAPONS Sawn-Off DB Shotgun 0/2 (Concealable, but hard to aim and the recoil packs a punch.) No Ammo Stun Baton 10/10 Charges (Because police brutality always has to be shocking.) Crowbar (Open up skulls, crates, and pretty much anything else)

ITEMS Disguise: Mobster Bouncer $50 (Bribe people or buy things) "Smart" Phone Replica Laser M16 (It's a threateningly realistic prop.) Book on Gandhi's Teachings (Enlightening.) Gangsta Jacket (Disguise as a Gang Member) Pencil + Paper

SPARE AMMO Stun Baton Batteries: 1 FAVORS/ASSISTANCE John McClass(IN HIDING): Can distract the mobsters, help you silently take down a few of them nonlethally, and so on. Armed with a tranquilizer pistol. The Voices in your Head(Always Active): The ones giving you advice and controlling you. Update Schedule: Updates at least once/twice per day. Updates may have quality or quantity affected on January 1-3 since I'm visiting family for the weekend. Current Status:  MOBSTER REINFORCEMENTS INCOMING - 5 MINUTES! CITIZENS HEARING GUNSHOTS! Blood: [llllllllll] Head: HEALTHY [llllllllll] Torso: HEALTHY [llllllllll] Left Arm: HEALTHY [lllllll///] Right Arm: HEALTHY [llllllllll] Left Leg: HEALTHY [llllllllll] Right Leg: HEALTHY [llllllllll]

[Blockchip]

Quickly slaughter mobster #8, and then go to the bathroom.
If there is another mobster in the bathroom, attempt to murder them with your crowbar.
Urinate in the toilet. If there is no toilet, urinate on the floor.
Proceed to wash your hands. If there is nothing to wash your hands with, wash your hands the next time you see something to wash your hands with.

[Blue Screen]

Also, prepare to start running the moment you hear the faint sound of police sirens, preferably away from the sirens.

Other than that, check the rooms for any valuables and/or weapons. Have your crowbar ready to break some skulls if theres any Mobsters in those rooms.

[Refticus]

piss on yourself to activate a camo

[tber123]

piss on yourself to activate a camo

You already emptied your bladder onto the dying Mobster. That, and being golden yellow in this environment isn't camouflage.

Quickly slaughter mobster #8, and then go to the bathroom.
If there is another mobster in the bathroom, attempt to murder them with your crowbar.
Urinate in the toilet. If there is no toilet, urinate on the floor.
Proceed to wash your hands. If there is nothing to wash your hands with, wash your hands the next time you see something to wash your hands with.

(Cannot use toilet: Already desecrated Mobsters #7 and 8)

You stand over Mobster #8 and start throttling him. You look Mobster #8 straight into the eyes as you strangle the life out of him, and you see nothing but pure fear, and Mobster #8 silently mouthing "Why?". Soon after the deed is done, you notice something that fell out of his hands during the struggle:

A photo of his teenage son in a military uniform, with the symbol of the very nation you live in prominently displaying in the background. Not a single shred of guilt seems to wash over you as you leave the corpse behind and go to the Bedroom.

Also, prepare to start running the moment you hear the faint sound of police sirens, preferably away from the sirens.

Other than that, check the rooms for any valuables and/or weapons. Have your crowbar ready to break some skulls if theres any Mobsters in those rooms.

Searching the Bedroom reveals a ton of crates and briefcases! The crates contain a shipment of disassembled firearms and materials for creating explosives, and the briefcases contain valuable diamonds. The act of looting the Bedroom takes two minutes---

"I'VE GOT YOU NOW! DIE, YOU SON OF A GUN!"



*BLAM* *BLAM* *BLAM*

A Mobster suddenly bursts in behind you, wildly firing off three rounds in rapid succession and scaring the bejeezus out of you. One bullet strikes your right arm, and another one embeds itself in your torso. You quickly bash the Mobster's skull in.

MEANWHILE IN THE FRONT YARD



"Goddamn it! Where is that McClass starfish?"

"Come out, come out where-ever you arrrrre! ~♪"

"Hey, Anyone hear gunfire?"

TARGET #1: House belonging to a bunch of Mobsters
Level of Security: Mobsters with knives, improvised weapons, pistols, pump-action shotguns, and SMGs
Mobster Response(If Alarmed): Mobsters with body armor, assault rifles, revolvers, and semiautomatic shotguns

Police Response: (If Police Called): Police Officers with pistols, pump-action shotguns, semiautomatic rifles, pepper spray, tasers, and batons. Police will focus on arresting you unless you open fire on them.
Level 2 Police Response(If situation escalates): SWAT members with body armor, pepperball guns, SMGs, Rifles, beanbag/taser shotguns, tear gas, stingers, and flashbangs. SWAT will focus on arresting until you start shooting them.
Level 3 Police Response(If situation escalates even further): FBI Agents swarming the area. You're screwed.
Level 4 Police Response(If FBI agents slaughtered): National Guard called in with body armor, tanks, drones, and even more sheer numbers. They shoot to kill.

Other Info: Mobster Count: Slightly more than a dozen
Mobsters Neutralized: 11
The Mobsters aren't taking kindly to their party being interrupted.
NEARBY PEOPLE:
The Bouncer(AKA Hudson) is deader than disco.
Mobster #1 Is unconscious. He carries a 9mm Pistol.
Mobster #2 Is dead by your hand. He carries a Improvised Shotgun.
Mobster #3 Is unconscious. He carries a Pump Action Shotgun.
Mobster #4 Is dead by your hand. He carries a 9mm Machine Pistol.
Mobster #5 Is unconscious. He carries a .45 SMG.
Mobster #6 Is dead by your hand. He carries a knife.
Mobster #7 Is dead by your hand. He carries a .40 Pistol.
Mobster #8 Is bleeding out.
Mobster #9 is dead
Mobster #10 is searching for John McClass in the front yard, and packs a 9mm Machine Pistol.
Mobster #11 is searching for John McClass in the front yard, and is using a .45 Pistol.
Mobster #12 is searching for John McClass in the front yard, and is using a Pump Action Shotgun.

WEAPONS Sawn-Off DB Shotgun 0/2 (Concealable, but hard to aim and the recoil packs a punch.) No Ammo Stun Baton 10/10 Charges (Because police brutality always has to be shocking.) Crowbar (Open up skulls, crates, and pretty much anything else)

ITEMS Disguise: Mobster Bouncer $50 (Bribe people or buy things) "Smart" Phone Replica Laser M16 (It's a threateningly realistic prop.) Book on Gandhi's Teachings (Enlightening.) Gangsta Jacket (Disguise as a Gang Member) Pencil + Paper LOOT:Disassembled Guns LOOT:Materials for Explosives LOOT:Diamonds

SPARE AMMO Stun Baton Batteries: 1 FAVORS/ASSISTANCE John McClass(IN HIDING): Can distract the mobsters, help you silently take down a few of them nonlethally, and so on. Armed with a tranquilizer pistol. The Voices in your Head(Always Active): The ones giving you advice and controlling you. Update Schedule: Updates at least once/twice per day. Updates may have quality or quantity affected on January 1-3 since I'm visiting family for the weekend. Current Status:  MOBSTER REINFORCEMENTS INCOMING - 3 MINUTES! Blood: [llllllll//] Head: HEALTHY [llllllllll] Torso: SHOT [lllllll///] Left Arm: HEALTHY [lllllll///] Right Arm: BLEEDING, SHOT [llllllll//] Left Leg: HEALTHY [llllllllll] Right Leg: HEALTHY [llllllllll]

[Blue Screen]

Attempt to reassemble some firearms and find some medical care for your bullet wounds. Also attempt to find ammo before another Mobster comes. Barricade the door and windows to give you some time, if enough props are available for barricading.