Destroy the white house with the Ion cannon.
80, You fire the Ion Cannon at the White House, destroying it immediately
Jerk rooster 2.0
61, You jerk it, nothing else happens
eat rooster 2.0
40, You can't even reach it with your mouth
Tap dance on balls
93, You tap dance on your balls so well that people throw money at you. Ooookay then
make hip and rad rap song and sell it
1, Your musical skills are horrible and the crowd that you formed while tap dancing is now trying to kill you
Oh no
ENEMIESRandom Hobo (Armed with stick)
Some guy (Armed with fists)
Another guy (Armed with pocket knife)
Off-duty police officer (Armed with Glock 17)
A bird (Armed with claws)
You are shot almost immediately by Off-duty Police Officer
You now have minor bleeding
go to local market, shoot a dude then say "it's just a prank bro, there's cameras right there".
use this to advertise your mixtape
90, Ignoring the crowd and your wounds, you walk over to the local market, and immediately shoot a guy in the knee.
"Dude don't worry there's a camera right there"
"Oh hey there is haha guys don't worry it was just a prank"Laughter
"Don't forget to buy my mixtape!"
You get $25,000 from mixtape sales and a standing ovation.
Be confused and jump out of the nearest window.
Examine where you landed in an attempt to find out where you are.
54, But since you're outside, you just jump to the ground
You realize you're actually in Salt Lake city
That mob caught up to you again.
INVENTORYTornado Staff
M1911A1(3/7 shots)
$25,010
STATUS EFFECTSMinor Bleeding
Minor Headache
