Dice With 100 Sides - I Never Asked For This

[Clownfish]

roll a d3
may destroy universe

[Ad Bot]

[Refticus]

roll a 100 for the next roll

[Mr Queeba]

summon baguette and eat it

[HULKHOGANWWFWORLDCHAMPION]

summon arm healing hoagie

[startacker]

roll a d3

13, The Dice Gods ban you from receiving different dice

roll a 100 for the next roll

ERROR 53-USER BANNED FROM DICE RIGGING

summon baguette and eat it

You summon a baguette of all things and eat it.

summon arm healing hoagie

59, You summon whatever a hoagie is.

INVENTORY
Tornado Staff
M1911A1(3/7 shots)
M4A1(17/30 shots)
STANAG Magazine (30 shots)
G27 (9/9 shots)
G27 Magazine (9 shots)
AKS-74U (15/30 shots)
RPK Magazine (45 shots)
Dice TechTM Swiss Army Knife
P228 (11/13 shots)
$25,010

STATUS EFFECTS
Broken Left Arm

[Refticus]

unban self

[Tornado Kirby]

eat dice gods

[Peacock]

eat hoagie to save arm

[HULKHOGANWWFWORLDCHAMPION]

eat John Cena

[Clownfish]

wrestle with john cena himself to get dice privileges back

[Bears]

rip off your broken arm, rub your interject all over the nub, grow back your arm but cybernetically enhanced, allowing you to literally point at something and deconstruct it

[GoldenLego]

vomit dice gods and tickle their pickle

[startacker]

unban self

71, You unban yourself

eat dice gods

33, You try to climb up to them, but fall off the ladder.

eat hoagie to save arm

98, You eat hoagie and heal your arm.

eat John Cena

85, You reach behind you and grab John Cena, you then proceed to shove him down your throat.

wrestle with john cena himself to get dice privileges back

81, You vomit Cena out and start wrestling him, you won with a reversal or whatever, you unlocked your dice privileges.

rip off your broken arm, rub your interject all over the nub, grow back your arm but cybernetically enhanced, allowing you to literally point at something and deconstruct it

25, You rip off your arm, not realizing it's no longer broken, you have no arm now, and major bleeding.

vomit dice gods and tickle their pickle

52, You vomit out a dice god and... tickled their pickle.

INVENTORY
Tornado Staff
M1911A1(3/7 shots)
M4A1(17/30 shots)
STANAG Magazine (30 shots)
G27 (9/9 shots)
G27 Magazine (9 shots)
AKS-74U (15/30 shots)
RPK Magazine (45 shots)
Dice TechTM Swiss Army Knife
P228 (11/13 shots)
$25,010

STATUS EFFECTS
Missing Left Arm
Major Bleeding

[Captcha Catcher]

steal a brother's bike

[Tornado Kirby]

roll a d100 to roll a d100 to roll a d100 to roll a d100 to roll a d100 to roll a d100 to roll a d100 to roll a d100 to roll a d100