Dice With 100 Sides - I Never Asked For This

[Captcha Catcher]

roll a d100 to roll a d100 to roll a d100 to roll a d100 to roll a d100 to roll a d100 to roll a d100 to roll a d100 to roll a d100

kill tornado kirby

[Ad Bot]

[Tornado Kirby]

assume form of clownfish

[startacker]

steal a brother's bike

41, You try to steal a bike that was near you, but since you have one arm, you can't actually drive it.

roll a d100 to roll a d100 to roll a d100 to roll a d100 to roll a d100 to roll a d100 to roll a d100 to roll a d100 to roll a d100

70, You roll a d100 to roll a d100 to roll a...
You decide to stop

kill tornado kirby

83, You fire a shot into a computer, hitting Tornado Kirby, killing him instantly!

Tornado Kirby must be revived or assume control of another forumer if he wants to play again

assume form of clownfish

55, You take form of clownfish.

INVENTORY
Tornado Staff
M1911A1(3/7 shots)
M4A1(17/30 shots)
STANAG Magazine (30 shots)
G27 (8/9 shots)
G27 Magazine (9 shots)
AKS-74U (15/30 shots)
RPK Magazine (45 shots)
Dice TechTM Swiss Army Knife
P228 (11/13 shots)
$25,010
Left Arm

STATUS EFFECTS
Missing Left Arm
Major Bleeding

[Blockchip]

revive tornado kirby i guess for some reason
Add more indicators as to where we currently are or what is currently going on. It's like we're playing as ants-in-his-eyes johnson.

[Tornado Kirby]

use clownfish to revive tornado kirby

[Clownfish]

revive tornado kirby

[Tornado Kirby]

revive tornado kirby

squad on point

[Captcha Catcher]

kill tornado kirby again and put him in no revive mode by pressing his buttcheeks rapidly
also reattach left arm via duck tape

[Refticus]

try to regain understanding of where we are and what we are doing.

[Clownfish]

perma capatcha

[GoldenLego]

kill everybodi

[Tornado Kirby]

lock thread

[CypherX]

lock thread

[startacker]

revive tornado kirby i guess for some reason
Add more indicators as to where we currently are or what is currently going on. It's like we're playing as ants-in-his-eyes johnson.

59, You revive tornado kirby from 50 thousand miles away

use clownfish to revive tornado kirby

52, You use clownfish to revive tornado kirby again

kill tornado kirby again and put him in no revive mode by pressing his buttcheeks rapidly
also reattach left arm via duck tape

92, Kirby is dead again, he will auto revive in a day
43, It's messy, but your Left Arm is back in place

try to regain understanding of where we are and what we are doing.

66, You are currently on a bicycle in now destroyed Salt Lake City, next to a sinkhole.

perma capatcha

88, You perma capatcha, whoever capatcha is

kill everybodi

36, There's no one around you anyway

lock thread

96, Locking thread, but only for a day since I still want to do this.

INVENTORY
Tornado Staff
M1911A1(3/7 shots)
M4A1(17/30 shots)
STANAG Magazine (30 shots)
G27 (8/9 shots)
G27 Magazine (9 shots)
AKS-74U (15/30 shots)
RPK Magazine (45 shots)
Dice TechTM Swiss Army Knife
P228 (11/13 shots)
$25,010

[startacker]

Well that was stupid

Don't do that