correct me if i'm wrong, but i'm in russia, which is precisely forgetway across the world, and even i'm bothered by the fact both of the us frontrunners are handicapped.
ideally i'd cheer for bernie but bernie likely got shafted so now the only viable options are trying to out-autism (out-ism) each other to death. hillary
supports goddamned death penalties and Annoying Orange
admitted to owning mein kampf at some point (
loving read that last bit again), not to mention they both look and sound like they've been furiously doing crack behind the scenes.
edit:
even if the whole mein kampf thing is bullstuff and i suck roosters, there's still this entire page of The Bern™ dissecting Annoying Orange's horsestuff strategy
i can't even inch towards either on the grounds of "who's more likely to launch fifty nukes russia-ways immediately after they get
back-doored elected president
and finish pummeling the other with the nuclear briefcase" because they look and sound equally deranged. get your stuff together america
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