Fortunately, Unfortunately v777

Author Topic: Fortunately, Unfortunately v777  (Read 20839 times)

Because the old thread has been lost to time, I decided to bring this pretty alright concept back to life.

Basically, you make the event above your post have a good outcome or bad outcome, alternating between the two. This is tough for me to explain, so something like:

1: Fortunately, you survive a car crash.
2: Unfortunately, you lost your dominant arm.
3: Fortunately, you purchased a mechanical replacement so you can truly become Götz von Berlichingen.
4: Unfortunately, being Götz von Berlichingen makes you an enemy of the Holy Roman Empire.
5: Fortunately, you can tell them to lick your ass.
6: Unfortunately, they actually do.

You see where I'm going here. I'm gonna start with a neutral sentence, you can make it unfortunate or fortunate, you decide.

You receive a mysterious letter in the mail.
« Last Edit: February 24, 2016, 04:43:46 PM by Glass Joe »

Fortunately, it's not blackmail.

unfortunately it's filled with pennies

fortunately, there were only 12

Unfortunately, there is a suspicious package below you, beeping.

fortunately you are skilled enough to know how to defuse bombs

Unfortunately, the bomb explodes before you disarm it and you die.

Fortunately, you go to the bootleg afterlife.

Unfortunately, you grow a thick beard and become Blackbeard the pirate
people now recognize you as a threat to society

Fortunately, you're a gay muslim.

Unfortunately, bootleg blackbeard gay muslims go to bootleg hell.

Fortunately, the Bootleg Devil pardons you.

Unfortunately, when you are returned to earth, you wake up naked inside an areoplane with a gun shoved up your star fish. Knowing what you must do, you hijack the plane and crash it into the twin towers.

fortunately, this was just a dream. you wake up in you bedroom, in a cold sweat, instead.

Unfortunately, you also had a nocturnal emission. (i'm really loving liking this game already)