Author Topic: Fortunately, Unfortunately v777  (Read 51297 times)

fortunately, you can eat your way out of the bread

unfortunately, the bread tumors give you cancer

fortunately, you already removed those

Unfortunately, you are now all out of bread

Fortunately, nothing is attacking you now so you are able to seek a job for money to get bread.

unfortunately there are no jobs and all the jobs involve eating bread so NONE FOR YOU

fortunately, that's your special interest

unfortunately, your special interest gives you a boner, in public

Fortunately, this causes a desperate businessman to offer you a job as a research star.

Unfortunately, you'll only do scar research.

fortunately, he mispronounced it, scat research. this is your special interest.

Unfortunately, you realize you have so many special interestes you feel mentally sick about it.

Fortunately, mental illness is another one of your special interestes.

Unfortunately, you become insane after that.

Fortunately, you don't actually exist