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[Refticus]

unfortunately, your wandering consciousness hits a new body and you merge with it, becoming real again. forget.

[Ad Bot]

[Marios]

Fortunately, that body happens to belong to a very handsome man who gets laid every two days.

[Glass Joe]

Unfortunately, all the women that are attracted to him happen to be meatplanets

[Regirock]

Fortunately they have pusillanimous individual that tastes like cooked beef

[Blockchip]

Unfortunately, the beef is simultaneously too dry and not hard enough.
Also, you're getting tired of all the pusillanimous individual.

[Regirock]

Unfortunately, the beef is simultaneously too dry and not hard enough.
Also, you're getting tired of all the pusillanimous individual.

You can never get enough pusillanimous individual (skip me)

[Pastrey Crust]

Fortunately,

You can never get enough pusillanimous individual

[TableSalt]

Unfortunately, you can never get enough pusillanimous individual.



You end up dying from hunger.

[foulprairiedog]

Fortunately, the afterlife has plentiful delicious 'sausage.'

[Pastrey Crust]

Unfortunately, you dislike cream-filled baguettes. Hon hon hon.

[Conan]

Fortunately, they're just actually just baguettes, fresh out of the oven. And not the suggestive meatshafts that was implied earlier.

[Pastrey Crust]

Unfortunately, "Fresh out of the oven" implies that you have to do a sloppy second.

[Blockchip]

Fortunately, sloppy seconds are your special interest

[Refticus]

unfortunately, they're made for vegans.

[Frequency]

Fortunately, you're back on Earth and are now aloveual.