Counter Strike: Global Offensive - op rank list purged, starting fresh

[Tudoreleu]

first match:



2nd match: devastating loss on inferno, played like absolute garbage

3rd match: an actual round where all 5 of us had an autosniper (while losing)


god i love this game

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[ShadowsfeaR]

its like a wasteland rebel was part of a furry rave bukkake

[LeetZero]

Went ok I guess.

[Cortunix³]

can you add cevo efficacy, faceit rank, and esea rank/rws?

[Tudoreleu]

nah

edit: that sinking feeling when your gun runs dry and you panic pick up an m4a1-s on the floor

but it has one bullet in it

and you fail to make it count

[LeetZero]

Ho boy I might hit DMG soon
Yep :DDD

[Tudoreleu]

well that was the stupidest loving match of csgo i've ever been a part of

>queueing with a friend, ready to have a bit of fun
>rest of team: completely mute guy who wouldn't help a teammate in need if it earned him a million dollars, annoying polak squeaker who sorta knew what a teamwork is, and le master trole deranker
>my friend gets kicked and cooldowned along the way for accidentally shooting the deranker one times too (who kept standing in front of people)
>just me, a bot, a griefer, and two unintelligible east european handicaps
>end t-side half with 5-10 after CT's loving massacred us 3 rounds in a row
>my friend was second fragger, and i was third, so after he got kicked i basically gave up hope
>lose a few more rounds, 5-14
>forgetmylife.jpeg
>start winning by sheer force of dumb luck
>get to 13-14
>is this stuff for real
>it wasn't
>lose 13-16

i was going to play another match with another friend but that stupid bullstuff completely drained my powers

[JoeysWorldTourLIFE]

well that was the stupidest loving match of csgo i've ever been a part of

>queueing with a friend, ready to have a bit of fun
>rest of team: completely mute guy who wouldn't help a teammate in need if it earned him a million dollars, annoying polak squeaker who sorta knew what a teamwork is, and le master trole deranker
>my friend gets kicked and cooldowned along the way for accidentally shooting the deranker one times too (who kept standing in front of people)
>just me, a bot, a griefer, and two unintelligible east european handicaps
>end t-side half with 5-10 after CT's loving massacred us 3 rounds in a row
>my friend was second fragger, and i was third, so after he got kicked i basically gave up hope
>lose a few more rounds, 5-14
>forgetmylife.jpeg
>start winning by sheer force of dumb luck
>get to 13-14
>is this stuff for real
>it wasn't
>lose 13-16

i was going to play another match with another friend but that stupid bullstuff completely drained my powers

Something even more interesting happened to me yesterday.  I will try to use meme arrows.
>Decided to play Casual
>Someone on my team says they are looking for anyone between Silver 1 to MGE to play comp
>Decided to ask to join them
>join the lobby
>Two silver 2's, one Silver Elite, two MGs
>Map is Cache
>Game starts off very odd
>Top fragger on other team gets 2 Juan Deag aces
>first half is tied
>second half, we lose
>other team is carried by a smurf who went 30-8 and is MGE

[Tudoreleu]

>on cache
>i had tried to set my 'h' key as a bind to the tutorial thing that tells you to defuse the bomb by showing you where it is, which is useful in a smoke
>it didnt work
>try to bind it myself ingame, except absentmindedly bind it to e (and wrong)
>few rounds later
>decide to try and be a distraction at A while team plants at B
>team plants. time to rush into A while CT's distracted
>go through squeaky
>can't open blue door
>forget.jpg

>same match, still on cache
>team had planted B while i was mid, decide to go through Z and surprise any incoming CT's
>meanwhile 4 man team somehow gets absolutely wrecked by 2 guys, one of them left
>get to heaven, hear defuse sounds
>i had an auto from a dead CT, but no line of sight to the bomb
>hop down, go to back of site, see defuser, unload glock into him asap
>kill him right after he defuses the bomb
>forget.jpg

>still same match, still on cache
>last round, and we're losing. go with team through main, plant bomb A
>notice gunfire nearby, @ car. go through to there
>area was already smoked off, so i climbed onto the highway hut after letting out a p90 burst through the smoke
>teammates somehow get killed while this is going on
>jump from the hut to cat, hear defuse noises
>rush to site at the speed of light, unload p90 into defuser
>defuser finishes defusing, p90 stopped by freezetime

i give up

[Siren]

[Tudoreleu]

the more i play this game the more i think that not only am i never get out of silver - i should probably be lower as well. i'm loving s2-s3 tier. dunno why elo keeps me at SE

[JoeysWorldTourLIFE]

the more i play this game the more i think that not only am i never get out of silver - i should probably be lower as well. i'm loving s2-s3 tier. dunno why elo keeps me at SE

I have been from s4-SE like 4 times this month.  I think i am in silver forever

[Siren]

I have been from s4-SE like 4 times this month.  I think i am in silver forever

the more i play this game the more i think that not only am i never get out of silver - i should probably be lower as well. i'm loving s2-s3 tier. dunno why elo keeps me at SE

How are you actually this bad? Like seriously, silver is for legit handicaps who dont understand how the game works, I've only noticed a major change going from mg to MGE, because now every team I go against pulls tactics better than "rush b" and when they do, they do them decently or better.

[Doughboy]

How are you actually this bad? Like seriously, silver is for legit handicaps who dont understand how the game works, I've only noticed a major change going from mg to MGE, because now every team I go against pulls tactics better than "rush b" and when they do, they do them decently or better.

you could have worded that differently to make yourself sound less like a nob

[TheKid]

the only way to get out of silver is to get friends