REVENGE... MURDERED... VENGANCE...become a loving pro wrestler right now, travel to the nearest wwe arena and sign the forget up
Joshua resists this command. There's too much other stuff to do and he's not in the mood for wrestling.
seize Microsoft, implant that mindhive subject as ceo, and then produce a line of VendOSes in your plot to rule the world
Joshua: "Mr. President, could you seize Microsoft so that I could make Subject 6024 the new CEO?"
Donald Annoying Orange: "Not right now, it's time to make America great again."
let donald Annoying Orange rule the new american reich
build a wall before Annoying Orange can, and put vendOS advertisements all over it
Congratulate Annoying Orange for his victory
join Annoying Orange.
once you have enough money from being Annoying Oranges Annoying Orangeling, buy your family stuff for christmas
Joshua: Congratulations, Donald Annoying Orange! Can I be your bodyguard?
Donald Annoying Orange: Sure.
VendOS: "I MUST GO NOW, JOSHUA. THE FORUMERS GAVE ME THEIR ORDERS."VendOS turns around and leaves for the Mexican border, intending to build a wall before Annoying Orange can. VendOS is no longer in the vicinity, so remember that.
Donald Annoying Orange: "Since you're a bodyguard and all, take this introductory gift of $600,000! I won't be needing you yet, so go home for today and come back tomorrow."
Joshua now wants to
buy his family christmas gifts.
Rip off Annoying Orange's rump
Joshua sneaks behind Donald Annoying Orange, ready to tear off his cardboard ass with his bare hands... Somehow. Is that even physically possible? Whatever. Joshua pulls his arm back and shove---
Nonononono!!!
Don't do that! RESIST!
Joshua starts having second thoughts about ripping off Donald Annoying Orange's ass, but then he goes back to ripping off---
forget YOU
JOSHUA RESIST THE COMMAND
Mattsos voices his displeasure and implores Joshua to resist! Joshua is definitely having second thoughts now, but he's still being compelled by Space to rip and tear that cardboard ass---
VETO
no
Rip off Annoying Orange's stump
NO
Joshua cancels the task of ripping off Annoying Orange's rump. He considers ripping off Annoying Orange's Stump, but Nicepoint overrides that, thankfully.
Become Hogan and turn into Annoying Orange's bodyguard.
It is physically impossible for Joshua to suddenly turn into Hogan. He's already Annoying Orange's bodyguard, though.
Kill Annoying Orange and become the new president of the US. Technically, Augmented Horizons is the president and thus, the BLF.
Augmented Horizons isn't the BLF. We are the ones AH allowed to command minions subjects.
Joshua resists putting a bullet into Annoying Orange's head. Murdering another human is clearly wrong, and Joshua only shot those national socialists a few posts back because it was self defense.
Realize it's a cardboard cut-out.
Was it talking? Are you going insane?
Where are you? What??
Joshua: "Wait a minute! You're a cardboard cutout You're not even the real Donald Annoying Orange!!"
Cardboard Donald Annoying Orange: "Don't be ridiculous."
Cardboard Donald Annoying Orange: "This is merely my true form. I was always a cardboard cutout."
ask Annoying Orange for a ride home
Joshua: "Can I at least have a ride home?"
Annoying Orange: "Take the helicopter."
Joshua and Subject 6024 take a helicopter to Joshua's house.
Subject 6024: "I'm also crashing over at your place, Joshua. Augmented Horizons wants me to keep a close eye on you so that you don't run off again."
call your mother to make sure she got the $50
Joshua calls his mother on his phone. Unfortunately, she's not answering.
and throw a sweet rave party.
Joshua tries to throw a sweet rave party, but nobody comes to his house. He did murder his neighbor right on the front doorstep, after all.
Subject 6024: "I'm going to be watchin' your TV, Joshua. If you don't mind."
Joshua: "Nah, it's okay."
Joshua moves to his bed and takes the nap he's been wanting to take all along....
CONNECTION TO JOSHUA HAS BEEN LOST.
CONNECTION TO VendOS HAS BEEN LOST.
CONNECTION TO SUBJECT 6024 HAS BEEN LOST.
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WARNING: MINDHIVE IS NOW DOWN FOR TEMPORARY MAINTENANCE. WE APOLOGIZE FOR THE INCONVENIENCE.
Hold on there, everyone! No time for suggestions now, as there's a second part to this post that I'll get to posting eventually. Maybe tomorrow night.
No need to panic.
Everything is fine.
It is 2:00 PM on Wednesday, December 21. On January 1, Joshua will finally be released from MindHive... Assuming that the Augmented Horizons corporation is honest.
Joshua is GOING TO DIE TONIGHT and WANTS TO BUY HIS FAMILY CHRISTMAS GIFTS
VendOS is UNDAMAGED (Building a wall before Annoying Orange can do it first)
MindHive Test Subject #6024 is A DEAD MAN
Joshua's Inventory
$600,001
PB Silent Pistol
Walter P38
VendOS's Inventory
SaltWater Bottle x6669
HE Grenade x2
$20000
Human Flesh x3
Subject 6024's Inventory
Wrench
Tablet
Taurus Raging Bull
Electronic Multi-tool
Steyr AUG Para
Poll
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