CALL SWAT
Joshua tries to call the Police while McRedshirt and Ruby trade gunfire with the Gangbangers. The Dispatcher can't hear Joshua's screaming all over the gunfire, but the gunfire alone is enough to make her send in a SWAT Team. Which should be arriving in five minutes.
Joshua suddenly realizes that the box he's hiding behind is being flanked by the incoming gangbangers. He vaults the box and gets to the other side of it, which is less exposed to gunfire. McRedshirt and Ruby continue shooting at the gangbangers while the nearby civilians, now trapped in the market, continue playing dead so they don't get shot.
I knew this would happen. I had one of our employee roosterroaches hide a vehicle next to the pillars. Its really badass and is faster than anything. With the car is a c4 bomb. Its timed for 5 seconds, so as soon as you plant it at the fruit stand, escape in your badass getaway vehicle I just told you about.
*cough* 
*cough*
Joshua looks behind him and spots a Tricycle with some C4 on the seat! He considers making a break for the C4, but that would most likely get him shot in the back!
Joshua is drowning in gunfire right now!
minigun mayhem
You have a flare minigun. Use it.
Joshua leans out from the crate and shoots UNDER the open table, striking four of the gangbangers and lighting them on fire!
The Gangster with a grenade, in his last act of defiance, throws the active grenade at Joshua! The grenade lands right next to Joshua.
Security Guard McRedshirt suddenly grabs the grenade and throws it at the next group of gangbangers, bouncing the grenade off the wall in order to ensure that they all die in a fireball!
The guns that the Gangsters were using(before Joshua flare minigunned them) are caught in the raging inferno right in the market!
The loaded guns suffer an ammo cook-off and start discharging by themselves, sending bullets flying haphazardly!
Joshua's Flare Minigun saves him from death by accidentally being in the way of the bullets, but Security Guard McRedshirt takes a bullet to the stomach and the right leg, and Security Guard Ruby is struck in the chest, arms, and hands!
Some of the nearby civilians playing dead are also struck by the bullets!
McRedshirt and Ruby both collapse to the floor from their injuries. Ruby doesn't seem to be breathing(as far as Joshua can tell from a distance) and McRedshirt is still breathing, but unresponsive.
All is silent. At least 17-ish people are dead, and at least three people are about to be dead once they bleed out. Could this day get any worse? All Joshua can do for a minute or two is look around in shock at the carnage.
A SWAT van arrives at the market, but this entrance is blocked off by both the Gangster's Van and the raging inferno! The SWAT Van is going to have to go around! The Police are gonna want to take him in and question him, and Joshua doesn't think that running away from a massive pile of corpses would help his case.
The hairs on Joshua's neck suddenly stand up. If he can still hear the SWAT Van driving around and trying to find a way into the Market, why does he hear loud, heavy footsteps, guns being roostered, and voices already? That's definitely not the SWAT Team!
One last group of Pistol Brotherhood thugs pop out from around the corner, intentionally waiting until the gunfire died down to ambush Joshua! Joshua is forced to dive over the table to evade a hail of gunfire!
Joshua whips out the Flare Minigun and tries to return fire, only to discover that his Flare Minigun is too damaged to fire AND it has no ammo!
(and no, no amount of console commands is going to fix that stuff.)
Changing character a bit, still have a little bit of access to root access, still able to tell josha and give him guns, but the only exception with the guns and stuff is that it cant be overkill (eg a machinegun or a Minigun or a Rocket launcher) and it has to be golden because everything has to be golden.
Hey, here have root access and help Joshua, im going on a break (i will eventually return this character)
Wakkala Wayo, thank yo.
Welcome to NuclearHiveOS
$!: cd music
$!: play Music103
$@: Now playing 103
$!: cd RESTRICTED
$!: cd RESTRICTED
$!: tools
$%: Inventory
$#: Mind.Hive.Inventory("Golden-Revolver", "Bullet-Ammo x1337")
$!: tools
$%: Thought
$#: Mind.Hive.SpecimenYV.("Wakkala Wayo, call me Yung, pop pop kill those useless pieces of stuffe.")
Wakkala Wayo, call me Yung, pop pop kill those useless pieces of stuffe!Joshua suddenly sees a golden Raging Bull on the boxes! He grabs it and retreats back into cover as the gangbangers shoot at him again.
It is 11:10 AM on Thursday, December 23. On January 1, Joshua will be released from MindHive. Assuming Augmented Horizons isn't lying.
Joshua is
Healthy.Joshua's InventoryVendOS's New Arms
Golden Raging Bull
BROKEN, NO AMMO Flare Minigun
Soccer Ball
Yellow Snow x12
Subject 6024's Electronic Multi-Tool
Subject 6024's Tablet
SWAT TEAM ARRIVING AS BACKUP: SOON-ISH
Poll
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