also make joshua bodyslam himself
Joshua slams himself into a wall, causing further injuries.
Uncle Greyson: You okay there?
VendOS: IT'S PERFECTLY NORMAL, AND ALL PART OF THE MindHive Project. JOSHUA AND I ARE BEING CONTROLLED BY AN INTERNET FORUM. NATURALLY, DEGENERACY AND DEPRAVITY WILL ENSUE. YOUR FAMILY WILL HAVE TO FACE THIS NEW REALITY UNTIL JANUARY FIRST.
eat the yellow snow.
Joshua eats the yellow snow and immediately vomits onto the floor, before feeling an intense sickness surge through him. What is that putrid stuff?
do the dirty to vendos
complete life
Joshua is unable to loveually interact with VendOS, as VendOS is a vending machine with no entrances to penetrate.
Joshua: Oh God, why can't I resist these commands anymore? WHY?
I think its about bloody time you get medical attention
Joshua: VendOS! You got something to heal these injuries?
VendOS: NO. WE'LL HAVE TO GET TO A HOSPITAL AFTER ESCAPING THE POLICE STATION UNDETECTED.ask VendOS where it's been this whole time.
VendOS: I WAS DEFENDING MYSELF WHILE YOU WERE OUTSIDE. BOTH THE CLERK AND I HAD TO DEFEND OURSELVES FROM A MASSIVE HORDE OF MARAUDERS HIGH ON THE MARIJUANA THAT THE COPS BURNED A FEW MILES AWAY FROM THE TOWN. AFTER THAT WAS OVER, YOU WERE LAST SEEN RUNNING NAKED INTO THE DISTANCE, AND I LOST TRACK OF YOU. IT WAS AT THAT POINT THAT THE CITY DEGENERATED INTO PURE CHAOS, WITH THE ENTIRE TOWN TURNING INTO A BLOODBATH BECAUSE EVERYONE WAS HIGH OFF OF THEIR ASS.
call your boy solaf to shoot up the interrogation with Greyson's phone
Joshua borrows Greyson's phone and finds a guy named "Solaf" on his contacts list, before asking him to shoot up the jail. Solaf agrees.
Cop: Holy stuff! He's got a gun---
*P-P-P-POW!*Cop: BLARGH!
Alarms ring throughout the jail as Solaf continues his rampage.
after that continue punching every wall you see in the prison
Joshua punches a wall and nearly breaks his tiny baby hands.
Get a knife and stab every prison guard
Joshua tries in vain to resist this command, as unprovoked murder is against his nature! He can no longer resist!
Joshua rushes to Prisoner 3 and interrupts his MacGyvering.
Joshua: <Against his will>MacGyver me a knife and I'll make it worth your while!
Joshua now has a knife. A dark force overtakes him, and a lust for blood suddenly makes it's presence known. He must stab all the prison guards. Joshua sees a wounded prison guard from Solaf's rampage stumbling into the room.
Joshua charges at the guard from across the hallway. The guard orders him to stop, realizes that Joshua isn't stopping, and fires a few rounds into Joshua before the slide on his pistol locks back. No ammo!
*THUNK*
VendOS dispenses a saltwater bottle at Joshua's face with enough force to slap him out of his senses.
Uncle Greyson: Jesus loving CHRIST! What the hell, Joshua? Couldn't you just tase him or shoot him in the head rather than getting up close and personal?
VendOS: HE CAN'T HELP IT.
Joshua suddenly realizes that this is the SECOND time he's brutally murdered someone. First Koschei the new neighbor, and now some poor, unfortunate Jail Guard. Joshua feels sick to the stomach and curls up into a ball, sobbing softly. Massive amounts of guilt overtake him as the day keeps getting worse and worse. There's guilt from causing all those people to die at the market, and now there's guilt from his brutal murder.
I COME BACK FROM A SHORT BREAK AND THE FIRST THING I SEE IS THIS. NEVER CHANGE, FORUMERS.
It is 6:52 PM on Thursday, December 23. On January 1, Joshua will be released from MindHive. Assuming Augmented Horizons isn't lying.
Joshua is
NEAR DEATH and feels
MASSIVE GUILT AND SORROWVendOS is
IN GOOD SHAPEJoshua's InventoryYellow Snow
Gas Mask
Soccer Ball
Taser
Knife
VendOS's InventorySaltwater Bottles
$1000
Poisoned Soft Drinks
Human Flesh
TO DO:Express your gratefulness to Uncle Greyson after you get out of prison (not the cell,)
Then use VendOS' money for medical attention.
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