MindHive [Thread finished, now planning for Quest to Save Kompressor Redux]

[Refticus]

ignore refticus commands if they have "eat yellow snow" in them

eat the winter weather residue which is stained in a vibrant colour.

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[Marios]

Give in to your secret desires, Joshua. You know you want to do it.

Joshua is NEAR DEATH and  feels MASSIVE GUILT AND SORROW

Secret desires my green ass.

eat the winter weather residue which is stained in a vibrant colour.

ignore refticus commands completely until you escape prison

[Refticus]

Secret desires my green ass.

don't silence me you cunt
he wants to eat the winter weather residue stained yellow.

[TableSalt]

throw away yellow snow

[Refticus]

eat yellow snow off the floor

[Space1255]

Vomit yellow snow and make a sudoku puzzle out of it

[NotBomberguy]

eat yellow snow off the floor

instead of this, eat the floor

[tber123]

Sob copiously.

Joshua is already sobbing copiously.

stab yourself
blood for the blood gods

Joshua is forced to stab himself. Somehow, he feels no pain from the action, only something bouncing off of his skin. Joshua realizes that he accidentally stabbed himself with the handle instead of the blade.

eat some yellow snow to restore health

Joshua grabs some yellow snow and prepares to eat it---

ignore refticus commands if they have "eat yellow snow" in them

But Whackin orders Joshua not to eat yellow snow!

eat the winter weather residue which is stained in a vibrant colour.

eat the winter weather residue which is stained in a vibrant colour.

ignore refticus commands completely until you escape prison

Refticus then orders Joshua to eat the winter weather residue, cleverly skirting around the "Don't eat yellow snow" order! Marios also tries to silence Refticus.

don't silence me you cunt
he wants to eat the winter weather residue stained yellow.

Vomit yellow snow and make a sudoku puzzle out of it

Joshua eats the yellow snow and vomits again(No health restored, either!). He tries to make a sudoku puzzle out of the vomit, but he's too disoriented from the puking sensation to do it with accuracy worth a damn.

VendOS: Keep Joshua from doing any and all commands.

(Note: This is just for the duration of this post)

VendOS: AFFIRMATIVE. PREVENTING JOSHUA FROM DOING ANY OTHER COMMANDS. THIS IS FOR YOUR OWN GOOD, JOSHUA.

Joshua, I'm so sorry for what I'm about to make you do:
Whip out your mighty "bean stalk", tape a knife to it, and start slapping every enemy you see using your "bean stalk". You are the ultimate helicopter and nobody can prove otherwise.

dont do this either like please dont

Give in to your secret desires, Joshua. You know you want to do it.
jk, I just read it and please don't. Just continue stabbing every hostile.

throw away yellow snow

eat yellow snow off the floor

Before Joshua can do any of these commands, VendOS starts mercilessly pelting him with water bottles, knocking him out.

Uncle Greyson: Was that really necessary?
VendOS: YES.

MEANWHILE



*BRRRAAAAAAP*

Cop: AAAAAAAAGH!
Cop 2: AIIEEEEE!

*BLAM BLAM BLAM*

Cop 3: Get that son of a bitch!

*RATATATATATAT*

Cop 3: HRK!
Cop 4: ACK!
Cop 5: AAAAAAAAH.
Cop 6: NOOO!



Solaf finishes massacring all the cops he can see.

Solaf: Hang in there, buddy! I'm coming!



Solaf kicks in the door to the upper floors of the city jail and continues running and gunning.



Four cops burst into the room where Joshua is.



Cop: Stop right there, "Mr. Freedomson"! You're under arrest for impersonating a philanthropic lawyer in order to bust this guy out! The real Mr. Freedomson died of testicular cancer twenty-two years ago!
Cop 2: <Into Radio> Dispatch, where the hell is our backup? We got multiple officers KIA here!



Police reinforcements start rapidly deploying.



Greyson: <Whispering to VendOS> Do something!
 

It is 7:06 PM on Thursday, December 23. On January 1, Joshua will be released from MindHive. Assuming Augmented Horizons isn't lying.
Joshua is NEAR DEATH, UNCONSCIOUS, and feels MASSIVE GUILT AND SORROW
VendOS is IN GOOD SHAPE

Joshua's Inventory
Yellow Snow
Gas Mask
Soccer Ball
Taser
Knife

VendOS's Inventory
Saltwater Bottles
$1000
Poisoned Soft Drinks
Human Flesh

ACTION QUEUE:

• [Marios]Express your gratefulness to Uncle Greyson after you get out of prison (not the cell,)
  Then use VendOS' money for medical attention.

FYI Greyson is using "Freedomson" as a fake last name, that's not his actual last name

[gebenuwell]

vendos, use your super duper cool karate moves

[Marios]

VendOS: Tell Uncle Greyson to take Joshua and himself as far from you as possible, and also tell them to find another exit if there are any. Wait until you're surrounded by cops and perform your Saltwater Overdrive ability before they begin shooting.

[noaction]I shall save this forum game experiment like nobody else would![/noaction]

[Refticus]

feast on even more yellow snow

[NotBomberguy]

instead of this, eat the floor

well esksyOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOse me princess it appears you ignored my command
eat the floor
VendOS, fire saltwater bottles at the cops at near light speed

[Space1255]

Okay let's get serious. Try to pacify every cop in the room, and build up a little resistance to commands.
Lure them to the puddle of vomit and have them slip in it.

[Refticus]

and build up a little resistance to commands.

aw hell no, joshua is for all of us.

[Space1255]

I said a little, like a tiny amount