MindHive [Thread finished, now planning for Quest to Save Kompressor Redux]

[Refticus]

I said a little, like a tiny amount

all for us.

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[tber123]

Okay let's get serious. Try to pacify every cop in the room, and build up a little resistance to commands.
Lure them to the puddle of vomit and have them slip in it.

aw hell no, joshua is for all of us.

I said a little, like a tiny amount

all for us.

vendos, use your super duper cool karate moves

Joshua is still unconscious by the way

While the voices of Space and Refticus argue about Joshua's resistance to commands, VendOS nonlethally pacifies every cop in the room by doing a flying jump kick(since VendOS has no arms) to all of their faces, putting them into comas and rendering them brain dead.

Uncle Greyson: Gawd-Damn!

VendOS: Tell Uncle Greyson to take Joshua and himself as far from you as possible, and also tell them to find another exit if there are any.

[noaction]I shall save this forum game experiment like nobody else would![/noaction]

Uncle Greyson grabs Joshua, finds Solaf along the way, and jumps out of the top floor of the Jail in order to escape. Greyson runs into the distance carrying Joshua.

feast on even more yellow snow

well esksyOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOse me princess it appears you ignored my command
eat the floor
VendOS, fire saltwater bottles at the cops at near light speed

Wait until you're surrounded by cops and perform your Saltwater Overdrive ability before they begin shooting.

VendOS had orders to prevent Joshua from doing any more commands AND you kinda posted right when I was in the middle of screenshotting everything last time.



Joshua cannot eat the floor or the yellow snow due to being unconscious, and VendOS does not have any arms to forcefeed Joshua with. In order to cover Joshua's escape, VendOS exits the city jail to find itself surrounded. VendOS starts spitting high-velocity water bottles, but quickly decides to just use the Saltwater Overdrive Blast when it sees the entire SWAT Team raise their rifles, only seconds away from ventilating VendOS in one huge salvo of gunfire.



The entire SWAT Team dies a horrible, grisly death. Writing a personalized description of how each one dies would take quite a while. And it's not even good enough to qualify for nightmare fuel. VendOS ends up covered in blood.



VendOS heads back to Joshua's house as night falls. The SWAT Zombies are still keeping watch around the house as far as VendOS can tell(They're just standing there doing jack stuff, but then again, they're always doing that), Greyson and his entire cult are sleeping, and Joshua is in his bedroom, sleeping off his injuries.

Something still doesn't feel right. VendOS stands outside the front door to Joshua's house, and starts sensing something STRANGE.



But how could you all forget about Good Ol' Koschei the DEATHLESS?


KOSCHEI THE DEATHLESS has returned from the dead, teaming up with ???, ???, and ???.
Koschei The Deathless is Uninjured
??? is Uninjured
??? is Uninjured
??? is Uninjured
It is 12:06 AM on Friday, December 24. On January 1, Joshua will be released from MindHive. Assuming Augmented Horizons isn't lying.
Joshua is ???
VendOS is IN GOOD SHAPE and SENSES PARANORMAL ACTIVITY

Joshua's Inventory
Yellow Snow
Gas Mask
Soccer Ball
Taser
Knife

VendOS's Inventory
Saltwater Bottles
$1000
Poisoned Soft Drinks
Human Flesh

ACTION QUEUE:

• [Marios]Express your gratefulness to Uncle Greyson after you get out of prison (not the cell,)
  Then use VendOS' money for medical attention.

[?Sir Info? 2]

Let's use the swat zombies for once

[Space1255]

Offer them some soda

[KristoB]

tase and knife deathless man

[Refticus]

offer them some yellow snow.

[Whackin]

offer them some yellow snow.

YES DO THIS
also, do some karate dropkicks

[TableSalt]

Mentally ban Refticus

[NotBomberguy]

offer them some floor

[Space1255]

Mentally ban Refticus

Mentally ban anyone that says to mentally ban a specific person.

[Refticus]

mentally ban tablesalt for being a bad sport.

[Nicepoint]

breakdance-dodge every attack they do

[TableSalt]

Mentally ban anyone that says to mentally ban a specific person.

mentally ban tablesalt for being a bad sport.

[tber123]

mentally ban tablesalt for being a bad sport.

Mentally ban anyone that says to mentally ban a specific person.

Mentally ban Refticus

No banning. Not looking for another Hotremox stuffstorm.

Let's use the swat zombies for once

VendOS leads the SWAT Zombies to the backyard of the house, intending to exterminate the newest wave of Commie Ghosts!

offer them some yellow snow.

YES DO THIS
also, do some karate dropkicks

Meanwhile, Joshua wakes up to find the undead leader of the International Order of Communists standing over him, and lets out a mighty, high-pitched scream of terror! He frantically offers the undead Communist some yellow snow, but the Communist retorts with a firestorm of Russian obscenities, the only one Joshua can clearly hear being "Suka!"



Joshua is forced to dropkick the Communist Leader directly in the face, sending him flying backwards into a closet! Joshua quickly locks the Communist in the closet!

Offer them some soda

VendOS runs into Koschei and more of his ghost buddies! VendOS offers them some soda...

Commie Ghost: Bylad! This stuff is terrible!

offer them some floor

VendOS offers the ghosts a taste of the floor.

Koschei the Deathless: Enough talk! Kill them already!

breakdance-dodge every attack they do

VendOS breakdance-dodges into the air as Koschei and the Ghosts start shooting ghost-bullets, but the SWAT Zombies aren't so lucky, and four of them are killed in seconds! VendOS retaliates by launching high-velocity Saltwater Bottles, but all they manage to do is knock the ghosts around without even scratching them.

The SWAT Zombies return fire too, but the ghosts still laugh it off.

tase and knife deathless man

Koschei phases through the walls into Joshua's room before lunging for him! Joshua tases and knives him, but Koschei just laughs it off! The undead Communist Leader also suddenly breaks free of the closet!



Joshua is grabbed by Koschei and thrown down a flight of stairs, severely injuring him. Joshua painfully picks himself up and sprints to Uncle Greyson, who is starting to wake up from the commotion.

Uncle Greyson: Joshua, what the hell is going on?
Joshua: Ghost attack! Greyson, quick! You gotta help me!
Uncle Greyson: I got this!



Uncle Greyson shouts out the distress cry that all of his Cultists know, alarming them into action! The Cultists spring awake...



...And then something funny starts happening to them. They all seem to enter a trance as soon as a certain ghost enters the house.

Cultists: <Shouting In Unison> Must... Obey... New... Master....... KILL. JOSHUA.



Uncle Greyson: <Grabbing a shotgun from under the couch>Uh oh. I didn't train them to do that.

Koschei, the Commie Leader, and Uncle Greyson's brainwashed cultists start rushing Joshua en masse. Eep.



VendOS and the SWAT Zombies continue trading fire with the other ghosts ineffectually.

VendOS: IT'S NO GOOD. CURRENT WEAPONRY INCAPABLE OF HURTING TARGET. CONCLUSION: OUR WEAPONS SUCK AND WE NEED ONES THAT WORKED LAST TIME.

KOSCHEI THE DEATHLESS has returned from the dead, teaming up with the International Order of Communists Leader, A Psionic Ghost?, and ???.
Koschei The Deathless is Uninjured
Leader of the International Order of Communists is Uninjured
Psionic Ghost? is Uninjured
??? is Uninjured
It is 12:10 AM on Friday, December 24. On January 1, Joshua will be released from MindHive. Assuming Augmented Horizons isn't lying.
Joshua is BADLY WOUNDED
VendOS is IN GOOD SHAPE

Joshua's Inventory
Yellow Snow
Gas Mask
Soccer Ball
Taser
Knife

VendOS's Inventory
Saltwater Bottles
$1000
Poisoned Soft Drinks
Human Flesh

ACTION QUEUE:

• [Marios]Express your gratefulness to Uncle Greyson after you get out of prison (not the cell,)
  Then use VendOS' money for medical attention.

I was planning for crazier stuff to happen in the entire update but my cousins kept bursting into the room interrupting everything and I forgot what the hell was supposed to happen

Also I'm surprised you guys didn't think of the obvious (To me, at least) for dealing with the ghost infestation yet

[Space1255]

So why are we-
Oh yeah because we killed our neighbor.
Anyways, Joshua, it's time to wake up from this nightmare...
By offering to watch many xo S piracy theory documentaries with him.