MindHive [Thread finished, now planning for Quest to Save Kompressor Redux]

[NotBomberguy]

taser them all
then piss on them
tell the cops it was to defend your unborn baby

[Ad Bot]

[gebenuwell]

run away to home
you can't deal with this stuff right now. it's christmas eve.

[d]

Accept your fate

[Space1255]

Just let yourself get killed while stuffting yourself violently.

[Refticus]

engage the ass rocket to fly out of here

[NotBomberguy]

taser them all
then piss on them
tell the cops it was to defend your unborn baby

[Nicepoint]

Take the soccer foot ball and do sick soccer football tricks

[Space1255]

Do a plasma tornado 360 whammy kablammy with the soccer foot ball.

[NotBomberguy]

Do a plasma tornado 360 whammy kablammy with the soccer foot ball.

and then

taser them all
then piss on them
tell the cops it was to defend your unborn baby

[Refticus]

proceed to defend your unborn baby by pissing yourself and yodelling

[Mr Queeba]

Ignore all commands from Refticus.

[NotBomberguy]

ignore all commands from queeba
otherwise we are gonna cause another meltdown
QUEEBA
stop being a fun ruiner

[tber123]

Ignore all commands from Refticus.

No

ignore all commands from queeba

Also No

taser them all
then piss on them
tell the cops it was to defend your unborn baby

run away to home
you can't deal with this stuff right now. it's christmas eve.

Joshua quickly whips out the taser and tases the crap out of everyone before trying in vain to urinate on the mob. His bladder is already empty, so that sucks. Joshua then starts running away to home---

Accept your fate

Just let yourself get killed while stuffting yourself violently.

When the voices of D and Space order Joshua to accept that he's a dead motherforgeter, and Space also wants Joshua to stuff himself violently as he dies. Joshua's feet refuse to move, and he's unable to crap himself since he just did it all over 6024's grave. The angry mob starts closing in on Joshua, ready to RIP AND TEAR!

engage the ass rocket to fly out of here

Joshua does not have any ass rockets.

Do a plasma tornado 360 whammy kablammy with the soccer foot ball.

Take the soccer foot ball and do sick soccer football tricks

Do a plasma tornado 360 whammy kablammy with the soccer foot ball.

Joshua does some SICK SOCCER MOVES, constantly kicking soccer balls into people's faces and (probably) breaking their fragile skulls into pieces. Another Angry Mob notices Joshua murdering the previous Angry Mob, and this one is too numerous for Joshua to handle. "Zerg Rush" doesn't even describe it.


It's a picture of the Gallows

proceed to defend your unborn baby by pissing yourself and yodelling

As the second Angry Mob closes in to lynch Joshua, he tries in vain to piss himself while yodeling. Joshua is overwhelmed by the angry mob and taken away to his doom.

GOOD JOB, GENTLEMEN. IF YOU HAVEN'T ALREADY REALIZED, GETTING JOSHUA KILLED WOULD MEAN A FAILED EXPERIMENT. HE HAD A PERFECTLY GOOD CHANCE TO ESCAPE AND YOU SQUANDERED IT.

It is 10:01 AM on Friday, December 24. On January 1, Joshua will be released from MindHive. Assuming Augmented Horizons isn't lying.
Joshua is ABOUT TO BE LYNCHED
VendOS is IN GOOD SHAPE and ESCORTING THE SWAT ZOMBIES TO RED ROBIN

Joshua's Inventory
Gas Mask
Soccer Ball
Taser
Knife

VendOS's Inventory
Saltwater Bottles
$1000
Poisoned Soft Drinks
Human Flesh

[gebenuwell]

as your last hope: firmly grasp onto the knife and tase yourself so you will wiggle around uncontrollably while wielding a knife, cutting whatever mob stands in your way

[Refticus]

screech "it was just a prank bro" to calm them down