MindHive [Thread finished, now planning for Quest to Save Kompressor Redux]

[The Murderous Cop]

tell them it was a social experiment and it was staged and fake

[Ad Bot]

[NotBomberguy]

tell them it was a social experiment and it was staged and fake

[tber123]

Finally back home again until Sunday, yay.

as your last hope: firmly grasp onto the knife and tase yourself so you will wiggle around uncontrollably while wielding a knife, cutting whatever mob stands in your way

Joshua prepares to tase himself while firmly grasping a knife in his hands.

screech "it was just a prank bro" to calm them down

tell them it was a social experiment and it was staged and fake

Before Joshua can do that, he receives better advice: The "Just a Prank" card and the "Social Experiment" excuse rolled into one! Joshua loudly screeches into the air that everything the Angry Mob just saw was a prank and a social experiment! None of that was actually real!

Angry Citizen: Oh. What the hell? Another goddamned Prankster in this town.



The second Angry Mob disperses, leaving Joshua alone. As he turns to walk away, another group of civilians approach him. Hey, one of them looks familiar...



These people don't look too happy. The guy dressed as a security guard constantly stares at the ground, a dead, despairing look in his eyes. The other guy and the two women present glare at Joshua with intense animosity.



Single Husband: So YOU'RE the starfish that got my wife killed?
Nameless McRedshirt: <Almost whispering>...And the guy that almost got my partner killed....
Grieving Woman: <In an eerily calm tone that barely conceals her anger> My little brother's dead because of you. His future was snuffed out in an instant all thanks to you. He was only 16, and all he wanted to do in his life was to help people. Now he'll never see his dream come true.
Miserable Woman: <Dejected> You killed my only friend....



Single Husband: <Grabbing Joshua> My wife's dead because of YOU! If it wasn't for that damn incident at the market you caused, I wouldn't be here! Do you not realize what the hell you've done? Do you not even CARE? Three babies, no job, and I'm probably going to lose my house, too!
Grieving Woman: <Still in a tranquil tone> I swore on my brother's grave that justice would be served to the man who caused his death. I'm going to keep my word, you know that?
Miserable Woman: Who the heck even brings a freakin MINIGUN to the market? Especially when it's been TWO MONTHS after the Halloween Minigun Massacre?
Nameless McRedshirt: Frankie, Frankie, Frankie.... What the hell did both of us even do to deserve this? Please don't leave me, Frankie...





The Single Husband begins shaking Joshua violently while demanding an answer. The Grieving Woman's hands suddenly shoot towards her waist. The Miserable Woman starts shouting something at Joshua, and Nameless McRedshirt continues staring at the ground.

It is 10:05 AM on Friday, December 24. On January 1, Joshua will be released from MindHive. Assuming Augmented Horizons isn't lying.
Joshua is HEALTHY
VendOS is IN GOOD SHAPE and ESCORTING THE SWAT ZOMBIES TO RED ROBIN

Joshua's Inventory
Gas Mask
Soccer Ball
Taser
Knife

VendOS's Inventory
Saltwater Bottles
$1000
Poisoned Soft Drinks
Human Flesh

[Whackin]

do the crash bandicoot spin attack

[KristoB]

SHANK EVERYONE AND RUN TO YOUR HOUSE

[TableSalt]

ATATATATATATATATATATATATATATA TATATATATATA

[Refticus]

squat away

[tber123]

do the crash bandicoot spin attack

Joshua spins around and starts attacking, but only the Single Husband and Grieving Woman are close enough! Nameless McRedshirt and the Miserable Woman are too far away, and they're smart enough to take a step back when they see Joshua about to spin around.

ATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATA

As the Single Husband and Grieving Woman collapse to the floor, stunned from the blows, the Miserable Woman suddenly screams for help! Joshua closes in on her and lays down the smackdown!



The Grieving Woman soon collapses onto the pavement, the back of her head smacking loudly against it! Joshua turns to Nameless McRedshirt, who doesn't even try to resist or run away.

Nameless McRedshirt: Just end it already. Goodbye, Frankie.... No more beautiful wife and kids, and no more Uncle McRedshirt.

Joshua delivers another intense series of blows on Nameless McRedshirt, finishing him off with a final uppercut.



Everyone else is now lying on the floor, bleeding.

SHANK EVERYONE

squat away

Joshua finishes each and every single one of them off with his knife. Joshua thinks that he hears someone making a phone call in the distance, but he's just hearing things, right? Right.



Finally, after several minutes, it is all done. Joshua, now back in control, immediately begins sobbing and cursing out the Blockland Forums for making his life a living hell before preparing to squat-walk away. He suddenly hears voices in the distance.



Policeman: Dispatch, I've arrived on scene now. Investigating disturbance!
Dispatch: 10-4. Suspect is male and was last seen stabbing several people. Proceed with caution!
Policeman 2: Police! Freeze!
Policeman: Hands up! Drop the knife or I'll put you down!
Policeman 2: Don't do it, don't make me shoot you!

AND RUN TO YOUR HOUSE

Squatting away is too slow! Joshua breaks into a sprint!

Policeman: Son of a bitch! He's getting away! We're going after the bastard, Dispatch!
Policeman 2: You're loving with the wrong police officer! GET HIM!

It is 10:31 AM on Friday, December 24. On January 1, Joshua will be released from MindHive. Assuming Augmented Horizons isn't lying.
Joshua is HEALTHY
VendOS is IN GOOD SHAPE and ESCORTING THE SWAT ZOMBIES TO RED ROBIN

Joshua's Inventory
Gas Mask
Soccer Ball
Taser
Knife

VendOS's Inventory
Saltwater Bottles
$1000
Poisoned Soft Drinks
Human Flesh

JOSHUA IS WANTED FOR MURDER BY POLICE - LETHAL FORCE UNAUTHORIZED

[Refticus]

your genocide crusade begins here

rip out their spines and make necklaces out of them

[bigcapitalbaka]

summon forth your god powers and create a red pulp out of those officers

[gebenuwell]

taser them
from now on until you reach your home, equip gas mask

[?Sir Info? 2]

say that we are practicing for a movie like hardcore henry

[tber123]

say that we are practicing for a movie like hardcore henry

Joshua: Waitwaitwait! It's just for a movie! I'm doing a spiritual successor to Hardcore Henry!
Policeman 2: Bullstuff!
Policeman 1: Tell that to the Judge! And where the hell is your filming permit?
Policeman 2: And why the heck aren't your actors getting up to reassure us that it's not a murder?
Joshua: They're really into acting, that's all! And I've got my filming permit right here!

taser them
from now on until you reach your home, equip gas mask

Joshua quickly tazes both of the cops, stunning them. He then puts on a gas mask, hiding his face.

your genocide crusade begins here

rip out their spines and make necklaces out of them

Joshua tries to rip out their spines like he's in Mortal Kombat or something, but unfortunately, he's not that strong. How can he get their spines now?

create a red pulp out of those officers

Joshua decides that he's going to need to smash the officers into a bloody red pulp. Grabbing his soccer ball, he bashes them both into unconsciousness first, and then starts wailing on them as the police radio crackles to life. Joshua soon discovers that his soccer ball is too inefficient for turning someone into gibs(meaning no spine necklace), and he'll need something better. Before Joshua can grab something better, police reinforcements arrive on scene.



Cop: FREEZE!
Cop 2: Police! Step away from the unconscious officers NOW!
Cop 3: You're surrounded!
Police Robot: STOP RIGHT THERE, CRIMINAL SCUM! CEASE ALL CRIMINAL ACTIVITIES AND SUBMIT TO THE ARMS OF THE LAW. DO NOT ATTEMPT TO RESIST JUSTICE, OR YOUR HEALTH WILL BE ENDANGERED.

All that time spent trying to rip out spines and turn someone into a pulp has given the other cops enough time to arrive on the scene. Joshua hears a police helicopter overhead, and notices a police robot.

It is 10:59 AM on Friday, December 24. On January 1, Joshua will be released from MindHive. Assuming Augmented Horizons isn't lying.
Joshua is HEALTHY
VendOS is IN GOOD SHAPE and HAS ARRIVED AT RED ROBIN

Joshua's Inventory
Gas Mask
Soccer Ball
Taser
Knife

VendOS's Inventory
Saltwater Bottles
$1000
Poisoned Soft Drinks
Human Flesh

JOSHUA IS WANTED FOR MULTIPLE HOMICIDES AND ASSAULTING POLICE OFFICERS. The Police are currently withholding from using lethal force, but will not hesitate to use pepperballs, beanbag shotguns, and taser shotguns.
A News Helicopter will be arriving shortly to report on this incident. Here's to ending up on America's Wildest Police Chases! Or America's Dumbest Criminals, if you're unlucky.

[plad101]

Tase the chopper, no filming around us, also loot the cops bodies for stuff.

[bigcapitalbaka]

the forget
your god powers are still nigh, annihilate these unbelievers and that heretical automaton in the name of the MindHive