MindHive [Thread finished, now planning for Quest to Save Kompressor Redux]

[plad101]

We gotta blend in man
Become the pig

[Ad Bot]

[d]

use the flare minigun

[SuperSuit12]

use the flare minigun

can you stop with this now
replace it with "taser shotgun"
solves all problems and nobody has to die!


except that robot
murder that thing to death it is an abomination
KILL
IT

also, if you get out of this alive, get standard adventurer's gear. I forget the exact details but it's something like this: Rope, three hours of torches, three days of rations, somethingorother-foot-long-pole for poking traps, a bunch of other stuff that I forget.

primary thing here is rope
actually, just the rope and rations would be best

//Oh, and guys? I recommend not sending VendOS away anymore.

[Mr Queeba]

Taser EnforceOS to electrocute it's circuits.

[Marios]

Find a medium-sized container, like a bucket. You'll need it later to terminate EnforceOS with water, since he said he isn't waterproof himself.

[Refticus]

waddle back to the other side of the waterway to confuse the robot.

[Space1255]

Get VendOS to fight EnforceOS
I'd legit want to see that

[The Murderous Cop]

hide in the middle of the waterway where no one can see you
the perfect crime

[CRITAWAKETS]

Scream that you are nearsighted jeego, even if you dont have blue skin. But you have got the golden shotgun.

[tber123]

Get VendOS to fight EnforceOS
I'd legit want to see that

VendOS: COMMAND RECEIVED. HEADING OVER TO JOSHUA'S LOCATION NOW. PLEASE WAIT.
The Clerk: Who you talkin to?

waddle back to the other side of the waterway to confuse the robot.

Joshua waddles to the other side of the waterway.

EnforceOS: WHERE ARE YOU?

hide in the middle of the waterway where no one can see you
the perfect crime

Joshua tries hiding in the middle of the waterway, but there's no spot to come up for air! Joshua's oxygen is running out!

We gotta blend in man
Become the pig

Joshua climbs back up for air on the side without EnforceOS overlooking it, and he finds one of the cops alone AND in an area where the News Helicopter can't see very well. The cop is tased and his clothes are stolen. Joshua then tries to slink away from the area, but a cop spots him and gets suspicious.



Cop: Hey, who the hell are you?

Scream that you are nearsighted jeego, even if you dont have blue skin. But you have got the golden shotgun.

Joshua: I am Nearsighted Jeego, and this is my golden shotgun! I may not have blue skin, but I do have a golden shotgun!
Cop: That's a Taser XREP, you know.

can you stop with this now
replace it with "taser shotgun"
solves all problems and nobody has to die!


except that robot
murder that thing to death it is an abomination
KILL
IT

Taser EnforceOS to electrocute it's circuits.

Joshua approaches EnforceOS and shoots it with the taser shotgun again, trying to kill it.... Only for the projectile to BOUNCE OFF OF IT AGAIN. Seriously, it's already been established that the Taser XREP/Taser Shotgun just bounces off of him, damn it.



EnforceOS: WHO JUST DID THAT? I WILL REPORT THIS TO THE CHIEF OF POLICE.



EnforceOS spots Joshua(still in disguise) holding the XREP.



EnforceOS: STOP IT. I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF MY FELLOW OFFICERS SHOOTING ME JUST FOR FUN. I'M GOING TO PETITION THE POLICE CHIEF TO REPLACE YOU ALL WITH ROBOTIC OFFICERS WHEN THIS IS ALL OVER.

EnforceOS: MOVE ALONG AND DON'T TRY THAT AGAIN.

Find a medium-sized container, like a bucket. You'll need it later to terminate EnforceOS with water, since he said he isn't waterproof himself.

Moved to Action Queue.

It is 11:25 AM on Friday, December 24. On January 1, Joshua will be released from MindHive. Assuming Augmented Horizons isn't lying.
Joshua is MODERATELY WOUNDED
VendOS is IN GOOD SHAPE and is HEADING TOWARDS JOSHUA: ETA 6 Minutes

Joshua's Inventory
Gas Mask
Soccer Ball
Taser
Knife
Taser XREP Shotgun
Stun Gun (Not actually a gun)

VendOS's Inventory
Saltwater Bottles
$1000
Poisoned Soft Drinks
Human Flesh

Joshua is undetected by either the News Helicopter, the Police Helicopters, or the rest of the cops.

Action Queue:

also, if you get out of this alive, get standard adventurer's gear. I forget the exact details but it's something like this: Rope, three hours of torches, three days of rations, somethingorother-foot-long-pole for poking traps, a bunch of other stuff that I forget.

primary thing here is rope
actually, just the rope and rations would be best

Find a medium-sized container, like a bucket. You'll need it later to terminate EnforceOS with water, since he said he isn't waterproof himself.

[Space1255]

Hop in a cruiser and say that he's in Bob Town.

[The Murderous Cop]

this is your chance, you have to get out of here

say your wife is in labor or something and dash away

[SuperSuit12]

//Wait, when did the taser bounce of the robot? I missed that bit the first time. found it
//Anyways, I was responding to the fact that someone was saying to use the flare minigun, that wasn't a command XD
//Also, you skipped the thing that was my first command, though, didn't you? somehow I missed a whole update in there somewhere. I are such a dumb.

All right... Wander off nonchalantly in the direction of the least people and danger.

[tber123]

All right... Wander off nonchalantly in the direction of the least people and danger.

this is your chance, you have to get out of here

say your wife is in labor or something

Hop in a cruiser and say that he's in Bob Town.

Joshua: Uh oh, my wife is in labor! Gotta go! By the way, I think the suspect ran to Bob's Town.



Joshua turns around and starts walking to a nearby police car before EnforceOS suddenly gets alarmed.

EnforceOS: WAIT A MINUTE! I JUST REALIZED YOUR VOICE IS UNCANNILY SIMILAR TO THE CRIMINAL SCUMBAG I JUST KICKED INTO THE WATER AND ELECTROCUTED. PROBABILITY OF POLICE OFFICER WITH EXACT SAME VOICE AS CRIMINAL SCUM: 12%. I HAVE REASON TO BELIEVE YOU ARE NOT A POLICE OFFICER. PLEASE TAKE OFF YOUR HELMET AND SUNGLASSES SO I CAN SEE YOUR FACE TO MAKE SURE.



His cover about to be blown(Either submit to the check and get exposed, or run away and be exposed), Joshua suddenly breaks into a sprint before jumping into the police car! Some idiot left the doors unlocked and the keys in the ignition, so Joshua speeds the hell away!



EnforceOS: I'VE GOT A VISUAL ON THE SUSPECT! HE'S IMPERSONATING A POLICE OFFICER AND SPEEDING AWAY IN A STOLEN POLICE VEHICLE RIGHT BEHIND US! GET HIM!



Police Sniper: Roger that, EnforceOS! He's not getting away!



The Police Sniper and his partner(AKA Police Spotter) open fire on Joshua's vehicle, aiming for the tires! All of the bullets end up harmlessly hitting the ground or slightly to the left/right of the tires.



Police Sniper: Let's go! Into the chopper! He's not getting away!



EnforceOS: GET IN THE CAR! WHAT ARE YOU GUYS WAITING FOR?



Joshua is now being chased by a lot of cops, with a news helicopter hovering over him and a police helicopter trying to shoot his tires out. He might be able to use the subway tunnels, or he could just stay on the roads...

It is 11:30 AM on Friday, December 24. On January 1, Joshua will be released from MindHive. Assuming Augmented Horizons isn't lying.
Joshua is MODERATELY WOUNDED
VendOS is IN GOOD SHAPE and is HEADING TOWARDS JOSHUA: ETA 1 Minute

Joshua's Inventory
Gas Mask
Soccer Ball
Taser
Knife
Taser XREP Shotgun
Stun Gun (Not actually a gun)

VendOS's Inventory
Saltwater Bottles
$1000
Poisoned Soft Drinks
Human Flesh

Action Queue:

also, if you get out of this alive, get standard adventurer's gear. I forget the exact details but it's something like this: Rope, three hours of torches, three days of rations, somethingorother-foot-long-pole for poking traps, a bunch of other stuff that I forget.

primary thing here is rope
actually, just the rope and rations would be best

Find a medium-sized container, like a bucket. You'll need it later to terminate EnforceOS with water, since he said he isn't waterproof himself.

[Turbo_Charge]

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