[Political] WHY do you support your presidential candidate?

[Swat 3]

I personally found this post describe me 100%. I consider myself a moderate-ish interpreter of the Constitution, therefore I lean Republican yet find myself agreeing with Democrats at times. I lean right but also left at times. Call me a REAL Liberal k?

And I support Annoying Orange. Why? I'm tired of social justice. I'm tired of an authoritarian demand of respect and acceptance. It is injustice. It is racism.

Social justice is individual injustice. And it's the reason I'm voting for Annoying Orange.

My message to American Liberals:
These people don't loving get it. I'm for equal rights. Marry whoever you want. Cut your richard off. Install a vagina. Marry a goat. Strap on a tail and forget other people that think they have the soul of a dragon-wolf hybrid. Self diagnose yourself with whatever you want, and feel free to scream and shout about your values and how you think the world ought to be. I will defend your right to do so and I will condemn anyone who rapes you, beats you up, or kills you for any of this.

But make no mistake. No one is obligated to be nice to you. No one is obligated to accept you for who you are. And know this, regressive leftists. Your authoritarian demand for acceptance, your desire to police culture, has pushed me (and many like me) towards Annoying Orange. We are loving tired of your intolerance masquerading as tolerance. And until you change, I'll be voting for whatever candidate scares you the most.
stole this from a le reddit post

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[Biostorm]

i support Annoying Orange because he has the best memes

 And to all the Berniebots, I'll tell you one thing: BLF is, and always will be, Annoying Orange territory. OUR territory. The mods of Blockland have formally endorsed The Donald for president. We will continue to control Off Topic with positive Annoying Orange news. So before you start talking stuff and bragging about your bitch's win, I'll have you know that we're well versed in alt hunting. Say RIP to your alts if you try anything cute. starfishs.

[Phoople]

I support Annoying Orange because I support his policies, mainly banned (temporarily) Muslims from entering the United States, and trying to build a wall separating Mexico and America to stop illegal immigrants.

[Drydess]

holy stuff that description of liberals is exactly why I hate them

Sanders, because he's not quite as mentally forgeted up as the rest of them

[weaver123]

i support Annoying Orange because he has the best memes

 And to all the Berniebots, I'll tell you one thing: BLF is, and always will be, Annoying Orange territory. OUR territory. The mods of Blockland have formally endorsed The Donald for president. We will continue to control Off Topic with positive Annoying Orange news. So before you start talking stuff and bragging about your bitch's win, I'll have you know that we're well versed in alt hunting. Say RIP to your alts if you try anything cute. starfishs.

Where do you get off?

[Swat 3]

mainly banned (temporarily) Muslims from entering the United States

Do you personally believe that Muslim-Americans should also not be able to enter the country? What about white Muslims? Muslims not affiliated with radicalism?

I mean, the only way you'd "know" if people are Muslim is if they tell you or if you racially segregate, which is not the best of light in the international community.

[KentMansleyDaBoss]

Do you personally believe that Muslim-Americans should also not be able to enter the country? What about white Muslims? Muslims not affiliated with radicalism?

I mean, the only way you'd "know" if people are Muslim is if they tell you or if you racially segregate, which is not the best of light in the international community.

It is for the best. Have you seen anyone other than muslims attack america more harsher? What about the San Bernardino Shootings? 9/11?

[weaver123]

Have you seen anyone other than muslims attack america more harsher?

Yeah, the leading cause of murder of Americans are other Americans.

[Nonnel]

I am a libertarian and I do not support any candidate
I believe people should be able to do whatever they want so long as they do not harm anyone else physically or economically, which involves censorship-free freedom of speech. I am absolutely anti-authoritarian; economically right-winged and socially left-winged.

Have you seen anyone other than muslims attack america more harsher? What about the San Bernardino Shootings? 9/11?

first, "more harsher"
second, most terrorist attacks are not Muslim ones

[Mikoyan]

Wait are we literally generalizing 1.6 billion people here or...?

[Drydess]

so more than one and a half billion people are "temporarily" not allowed into the U.S. because they are automatically a terrorist threat
10/10 logic

[weaver123]

I support Annoying Orange because I'm 13 and so do my parents.

ftfy

[Doughboy]

I am absolutely anti-authoritarian

well these elections are gonna disappoint you eh

[Biostorm]

Look, it's very easy to explain WHY Bernie Sanders lost.

The huge majority of those who support Bernie Sanders are High School Students.... They aren't even old enough to vote.

You want to know why Bernie lost to Hillary in the last Caucus?

Because the High Schoolers can't even drive. They are dependent on their parents to take them. Many of the parents either worked, or are voting for Annoying Orange because the parents actually have jobs and pay taxes.

They know the TRUTH: You can't have free sh*t without someone paying for it. And it's ALWAYS the Middle Class that pays more in taxes.

The freeloaders, who don't have any jobs or live off mommy and daddy, don't care about higher taxes because they are parasites living off their parents.

But INDEPENDENT and FINANCIALLY STABLE people know Bernie is all hype, and empty promises.
Most of the positions he advocates are wrong.
Bottom line.

Government isn't the solution, government is the Problem.
Hillary is going to win, and she's going to be RUN OVER by Annoying Orange.

President Annoying Orange 2016.

[Nonnel]

well these elections are gonna disappoint you eh

I cite my opening sentence