So my girlfriend broke up with me, Adult Swim has spoken.

[MoltenKitten]

Well you're 17 and never had a girlfriend. I'm sure her mind is racing.

I did have a girlfriend but I am not insecure and don't have to brag about it

[Ad Bot]

[Blue Screen]

"my girlfriend broke up with me because of CHEMICAL REACTIONS and the BLF isn't a big help at this point! better take it to adult swim with me looking like the good guy and they'll make some publicity out of it! THAT'LL SHOW HER!"

good grief

[Threule]

And then she's like crying and I told her what she is feeling is just chemical reactions

11/10 loving gold

[Lord Tony®]

I did have a girlfriend but I am not insecure and don't have to brag about it

How long did that last and please rate how attractive she was on a scale of 0/10.

[MoltenKitten]

How long did that last and please rate how attractive she was on a scale of 0/10.

I can tell you she didn't look like a blobfish

[kidplasma]

Did you read blockchops post then decide to repeat it in your own words?

Sure, if that's what you want to think. As soon as I saw his post I had a drive, an insatiable hunger to rephrase it, I just can't think of any valid reason for it.

[Lord Tony®]

I just can't think of any valid reason for it.

You people know what Adult Swim is but you don't know what SMB is and if I say "hey guys I got advice from SMB" you would then waste time by demanding to know what SMB is.

Also it's a weird thing for you people to complain about.

 Not only that the show is broadcasted live in the Adult Swim headquarters in Atlanta Georgia and run by people that actually work for loving adult swim. I've chatted with high ups and Mike Lazzo himself.

So yes, it is Adult Swim.

Shows like squid billies, athf, venture bros, etc are not run by adult swim. They are run by independent studios that made deals with adult swim.

SMB is run offically by Adult Swim staff. The gay guy is the loving public adviser too.

So basically "Adult Swim" right? What are you complaining about exactly?

[Lord Tony®]

I can tell you she didn't look like a blobfish

Show pics.

All we've seen from you is your eyeball because you're afraid to show your face and then we found your monobrow.

So we can already assume what your appearance is.

[MoltenKitten]

Show pics.

All we've seen from you is your eyeball because you're afraid to show your face and then we found your monobrow.

So we can already assume what your appearance is.

This phone doesn't have any pictures and I moved so I can't possibly get pictures. I also don't want to share pictures of her without her consent.

My monobrow is gone but in all honesty I'd rather look like a dork than hatred guy's annorexic cousin.

[Lord Tony®]

Anorexic? I weigh 140 pounds, lol.

[MoltenKitten]

Anorexic? I weigh 140 pounds, lol.

Do you have any pictures of this?

[Lord Tony®]

Do you have any pictures of this?

Yes, you've seen my pictures.

What pictures you got besides this one?



If you're going to call someone out on their appearance you better back it up with your own appearance.

[MoltenKitten]

Yes, you've seen my pictures.

How do I know they aren't photoshopped? You seem very good at it, I wouldn't be surprised if your "girlfriend" was photoshopped into those pictures with you.

[Rally]

I wouldn't be surprised if your "girlfriend" was photoshopped into those pictures with you.

...

[Lord Tony®]

How do I know they aren't photoshopped? You seem very good at it, I wouldn't be surprised if your "girlfriend" was photoshopped into those pictures with you.

So then I guess providing a picture to you like you just requested would be worthless because you would assume it's photoshopped.

You wouldn't be a great lawyer.