So my girlfriend broke up with me, Adult Swim has spoken.

[SlayerZ99]

I would probably tell her you need a break and stop talking for a couple day

Probably the best thing to do right now

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[Lord Tony®]

I would probably tell her you need a break and stop talking for a couple day

Probably the best thing to do right now

She said what I did is irreversible and will never recover.


I've said and done worse to ex girlfriends before and I know for a fact she had worse boyfriends than me. I don't honestly see the big deal here. It's not like a killed her dog or anything.

[SlayerZ99]

Im telling you literally say to her "I need a break right now. I'll talk to you soon" and thats it man

Anything you do past this point is just you causing/continuing problems

[Path]

It's not like a killed her dog or anything.

don't feel sad about your dog. Sadness is just a mere human emotion and it's so irrelevant compared the billions of stars and organisms that die every second. All sadness is is a chemical reaction going on in your head. Just move on your dog was only a dog it doesn't even matter there's more important things in this universe. Your feelings are not important.

[Shift Kitty]

Tony should take Kevin's Fanta away and when Kevin gets sad, Tony should say the stars thing.

[Yosher]

in tony's defense, reincarnation really is stupid

[Blockchip]

in tony's defense, reincarnation really is stupid

And living forever because you put your brain in a robot isn't?

[Rally]

And living forever because you put your brain in a robot isn't?

Compared to reincarnation? ...no?

[Bisjac]

And living forever because you put your brain in a robot isn't?

way, way more stupid

[Shift Kitty]

And living forever because you put your brain in a robot isn't?

Robots and brains are definitely confirmed to be real.
Souls and spirits are definitely not.

[Yosher]

And living forever because you put your brain in a robot isn't?

brains & robots: exist
your spirit being put into a dog after you die or something: not proven to exist

robots: 1
reincarnation: 0

[Lord Tony®]

And living forever because you put your brain in a robot isn't?

Buried 0% chance of revival.

Cremated 0% chance of revival.

Frozen 1% chance of revival.


If I'm going to die I'll pick the frozen option. I literally have nothing to lose. When they unfreeze me I'll be a robot

[sir dooble]

Buried 0% chance of revival.
Cremated 0% chance of revival.
Frozen 1% chance of revival.

You have significantly less than 1% chance of survival.

[Lord Tony®]

All I know is that buried or cremated are the dumbest ways to expect to be revived/renew.

[Lord Tony®]

You have significantly less than 1% chance of survival.

They aren't freezing me alive. They freeze me when I die and preserve my body.

Which also preserves my body better than a mummy. I don't see any mummies coming back to life. They had the right idea though to preserve the body and organs.