im gonna lie on the floor and contemplate how I didn't get to make any bear puns with my wife
Rolled a 5!You lie on the floor. You're quite upset about how you didn't get to do bear pun madness with your beloved Slime Girl. Then, all of a sudden...
You become some deadly loving pink bear and do this for about 10 times to the Gun Nut:
Then after that you go back to normal. Sonic Unleashed I guess.
Oh and I should mention the Gun Nut just took about
60HP of damage. Or 75 because of that boost.I GOT SKIPPED 2 TIMES IN A ROW
loving INSTA-KILL MEGA KICK OF MADNESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS S
Rolled a 1...By 'insta-kill mega kick of madness', do you mean promptly kicking your self into the Earth's core?
Because I'm pretty sure that's not what you're supposed to do.
Rolled a 3....Uh, ok. It's not like you're going to be rolling THAT much, but whatever. You have it equipped I guess??
rape
Rolled a 1...No.Show the boss a heavily customized awesome gun to get him on our side.
Rolled a 5!You proceed to reach into your backpack you somehow have filled with amazing guns, and take out 'Blasphemy'.
You swing it around a couple times, noting that since you're at full health, it creates cool af looking piercing energy sword projectiles.
The Gun Nut admires this, and wishes to join you in case you find even more amazing weaponry. And so, they do.
YOU WIN!
i'd like to join the frey
Oh, look, it's someone. Hello, someone.
Another room done, onto the next. Looks different though. Like, almost like a fast-food place.
And there's a clown.
VS.
Ronald McDonald
While known for being a fast-food mascot, he's also a damn good fighter.
He's also pretty weak. But make no mistake, he can combo you really badly.❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤ - 240/240 HP
⚔ - 1 ATK
The Adventurers (75% defense boost!)tber123
♥♥♥♥ - 4/4 HP | Clownfish
♥♥♥♥ - 4/4 HP | Merp
♥♥♡♡ - 2/4 HP | Zoltan
♥♥♡♡ - 2/4 HP | TableSalt
(and 2 clones)
♥♥♡♡ - 2/4 HP | }]Crazy[{
♥♥♥♥ - 4/4 HP |
WaterOre
☠☠☠☠ - DEAD | Nicepoint
♥♥♥♥ - 4/4 HP | hotremox
♥♥♡♡ - 2/4 HP | KristoB
♥♥♥♥ - 4/4 HP | Space1255
♥♥♡♡ - 2/4 HP | Flatflyer
♥♥♥♥ - 4/4 HP |
Satan From
Wreck-It-Ralph
♥♥♥♥ - 4/4 HP | Copy Kirby
♥♥♥♥ - 4/4 HP | MeiValentine
♥♥♡♡ - 2/4 HP | Rose the Floran
♥♥♥♥ - 8/4 HP | kongo
♥♥♥♥ - 4/4 HP | Starbound
♥♥♥♥ - 4/4 HP |
maplelink64
♥♥♥♥ - 4/4 HP | Potatoh
♥♥♥♥ - 4/4 HP | Pearooster
♥♥♥♥ - 4/4 HP | Bow
♥♥♥♥ - 4/4 HP | NotBomberguy
♥♥♥♥ - 4/4 HP | startacker
♥♥♡♡ - 2/4 HP |
ArmyUnit
♥♥♡♡ - 2/4 HP | Mr.Blocko
♥♥♥♥ - 4/4 HP | Ahead
♥♥♥♥ - 4/4 HP | Whackin
♥♥♡♡ - 2/4 HP | DrHitius
♥♥♥♥ - 4/4 HP | Cybertails1998/
♥♥♡♡ - 2/4 HP |
Mr Noobler
♥♥♥♥ - 4/4 HP | CRITAWAKETS
♥♥♥♥ - 4/4 HP | Twix
♥♥♡♡ - 2/4 HP | d
♥♥♥♥ - 4/4 HP | Tornado Kirby
♥♥♥♥ - 4/4 HP | Slime Girl
8/8 HP - 2 ATK |
dat boi!!!!!
10/10 HP - 6 ATK | Lilith & Lilim
16/16 HP - 9 ATK | Kraken
25/25 HP - 10 ATK | Gun Nut
30/30 HP - 6 ATK |
And now to write the next one tomorrow because today is a busy day
