progress ad venture

[TableSalt]

and then the rest of the tape is just ads

[Ad Bot]

[Refticus]

watch the training video to improve your reputation with the company

[Conan]

hold an ad for popcorn and imagine eating the buttery, warm popcorn advertised on it

[Drydess]

eat the popcorn ad

[bigcapitalbaka]

watch the training video to improve your reputation with the company

[The Resonte!]

and then the rest of the tape is just ads

a new revolutionary technique by our company! the latest in a series of consumerism-based revolutions to increase the spread and precision of the advertisement industry!


















































by utilizing the mailing system, our advertisements can now be spread to people all over the world!

























































yes, our brilliant methods can send any sort of consumer digest to anyone, anywhere, at any time!

all around the world!

no matter where you are, our advertisement techniques will always reach you
for your convenience!






























































magazines! infomercials! cover spreads! coupons! we ship them all!

there's no need for window shopping when it can be delivered right to the luxury of your mail box!




















































truly, there will be absolutely nothing that will ever top th-





















































a new revolutionary technique by our company! the latest in a series of consumerism-based revolutions to increase the spread and precision of the advertisement industry!





it really is a bunch of ads.

there's still a lot more.

truly a fascinating insight into the historical progress of the company.

[Legodude77]

fast forward to the good part

[bigcapitalbaka]

cut to the mad genius who revolutionized the consumerist advertising industry twofold

[Drydess]

overwrite this tape with ads about you yourself and how great it is to be a manager

[NotBomberguy]

C O N S U M E

[gr8dayseth]

overwrite this tape with ads about you yourself and how great it is to be a manager

then set fire to the tape inadvertently when u get to the part about ur fire mixtape filled with hot ads

[Superfun909]

sit in silence and awe

[Conan]

ad bots aka automated calling center server

[theviacom]

demonstrate that homestuck, jail break, or bard quest inspired or based comics SUCK

[Refticus]

demonstrate that homestuck, jail break, or bard quest inspired or based comics SUCK

implying you can do better