The TF2 Zombie Apocalypse [PROLOGUE BOSS: Zombie Heavy]

[lord techno]

Stab the zombie with my hat, then cackle maniacally.
"Zis hat is not just for ze lüks!"

*TristanLuigi rears his head back and slams it into the zombie, stabbing it with his helmet spike*

*"Zis hat is not just for ze lüks!" Cackles TristanLuigi*

*"Come mein friends, to safety" says TristanLuigi*

*The three follow TristanLuigi up to the structure above, entering into what looks like a comfy shelter*

*"Welcome to mein home friends! Make yourselves comfortable, if you have any questions, feel free to ask"*

*The three look around the shelter, at the same time, pondering what questions to ask, if to ask any at all*

[Ad Bot]

[NotBomberguy]

I call dibs on the couch

[tber123]

Raid the fridge

[Duck Quackington]

walk back to Redconer and apologize for being a rude forget (duck q's heavy has no idea how control panel things work)

and answer him "i think we just shoot him down like in those times we fought him before"

*Memories flash back of everybody just shooting the stuff out of him*

[lord techno]

I call dibs on the couch

Raid the fridge

*NotBomberguy immediately plops on the couch, claiming dibs*

*(DAMN YOU TOOLS POPUP!)*

*tber123 attempts to raid the fridge, while TheKid just watches him*

*"...riiight...." says TristanLuigi*

[Nicepoint]

FFS, WHERE AM I? WHAT AM I DOING?

[Marios]

FFS, WHERE AM I? WHAT AM I DOING?

Your guess is as good as mine about either of us.

[Potatoh]

Your guess is as good as mine about either of us.

WE WILL FIND BODIES SOON JEBUS

[TristanLuigi]

*facepalm*
"Un zombie apocalypse, and zis is vat you are vorried about?"

[TheKid]

also me irl


ot: sry tber im getting that food first

[NotBomberguy]

well gee I wonder if I can fire bullets by whacking them on the back with a hammer, not aimed at anyone of course

[lord techno]

FFS, WHERE AM I? WHAT AM I DOING?

*Outside, Nicepoint manages to find something interesting*

*A weapon cache!*

*he rummages inside, finding some interesting items!*

WEAPON ACQUIRED

Stock Revolver

The Stock Revolver is in Pristine Condition

• A powerful single-shot weapon that can inflict heavy damage to the undead, especially if shot in the head
• The weapon has a small (6) clip size, so manage your shots well
• This weapon is more efficient at long-range shooting compared to other firearms

*"Excellent" says Nicepoint*

*suddenly, he hears growling from above!*

*a pair of zombies stare down angrily at him*

*one leaps infront of him, ready to attack!*

[Nicepoint]

I put a bullet trough it's head and run away

[tber123]

Investigate the gunfire I just heard

[lord techno]

I put a bullet trough it's head and run away

Investigate the gunfire I just heard

*"Go to hell, you monster!" says nicepoint as he aims his revolver at the zombies head*

*he fires a single shot, instantly killing the zombie with a head-shot*

*a few moments earlier, in the shelter*

*"Un zombie apocalypse, and zis is vat you are vorried about?" exclaims TristanLuigi as he facepalms himself*

*suddenly, a gunshot is heard, catching their attention*

[I could not acquire your cape TheKid so i have substituted with the Thief cape]

*tber123 steps outside, noticing nicepoint running from a zombie! Its very fast and he has no time to shoot back at it*

*"HELP!!" screams Nicepoint as he runs from the zombie*