The evil genie

[UltraCraftGames]

granted but you got no brain and stuff so you dont exist Logic

i wish for my wishes to be taken by the good genie

[Ad Bot]

[startacker]

Granted, but the good genie was just fired, actually, he never existed in the first place.

I wish for a ruler

[Rigel]

The leader of an undiscovered tribe appears before you.

I wish for my vision to return.

[Master Matthew²]

The leader of an undiscovered tribe appears before you.

I wish for my vision to return.

You're not blind yet.

I wish for Badspot to stop becoming a meme.

[UltraCraftGames]

granted but everyone but badspot starts becoming a meme

i wish for a mech

[Refticus]

the mech is actually sentient and immediately shoots you

i wish for a bottle of water

[Space1255]

The bottle is made of hair.

I wish for a rapier.

[plexy]

granted but you eventually stab and kill yourself with it by accident
noʎ ɥʇᴉʍ llᴉɥɔ ʎllɐnʇɔɐ plnoʍ puɐ ǝlqnoɹʇ ǝsnɐɔ ʇ,usǝop ʇɐɥʇ ƃnd ɐ ɹoɟ ɥsᴉʍ ᴉ

[TheMrDoors]

ǝsɐǝsᴉp ɐ sɐɥ ƃnd ǝɥʇ ʇnq 'pǝʇuɐɹƃ

i wish for a dollar

[Space1255]

It's coated with cocaine and you get arrested instantly.

I wish for programming knowledge.

[UltraCraftGames]

hey guys try actign like a genie using dirty tricks a genie cant make up stuff like that the  bad thign must be linked to the wish

[Rigel]

It's coated with cocaine and you get arrested instantly.

I wish for programming knowledge.

Granted, but you only know how to "Hello, World!" in Python.

I wish that UltraCraftGames would use proper grammar and spelling.

[UltraCraftGames]

Granted but its impossible

i wish to be mortal (reverse)

[Refticus]

granted, but your immortality is gone.
also reverse psychology prevention kicked in and gave you cancer.

i wish for a single snour cream and snonion potato chip

[UltraCraftGames]

Granted but theyre poisonous

i wish for a