Tank Busters! That forum game where you destroy tanks. (SOLDIERS OR TANKS?)

Poll

Which target should we engage?

the tank, i came here to bust tanks not brains
2 (11.1%)
lets kill those soldiers
4 (22.2%)
forget IT I WANT THE TANK AND SOLDIERS TOGETHER
12 (66.7%)

Total Members Voted: 18

Author Topic: Tank Busters! That forum game where you destroy tanks. (SOLDIERS OR TANKS?)  (Read 114587 times)

throw a book at the tank

What roll? This isn't a real update!
The tank got educated. Good game, well played.

The tank now has a tiny chance to avoid attacks on a roll of 4 or 5. 6 is unaffected.

but it was a loving winnie the pooh book

build up speed for 12 hours
and then talk about parallel universes

bump
dont worry folks update on the way

Attack Results

eboyblue10: rolled 6
You weaponize the hatred towards UCG. You may use it next turn. A chunk of your arm had to be removed to weaponize it. Game-
Oops. You have armor.
Twix: rolled 6
You rebuild the terminal. You work on the radio systems. Now, the deliveries come 1 turn faster! However, you shock yourself because you are bad at wiring.
CRITAWAKETS: rolled 6!
You try to build yourself a P.S.V. Whatever the heck it had, you somehow installed. You added an extra shield that absorbs an attack. However, you tripped over an undone screw, hitting yourself on your head.

666
The devil throws his trident at the tank, dealing 100 damage and piercing armor!

NotBomberGuy: rolled 4
You start rebuilding the HQ and crap. Due to losing the blueprints of it, it will take 5 turns to repair all of it.
Deoxys and One Noob: rolled 1
You pull out your anti material rifle and fire. Turns out you actually held fire. Actual fire. You are then burnt to a crisp.
this battle is lit
SubDaWoofer: rolled 6
You start preparing a nuke, scavenge with a bag, and request a spear with that number. You worked your head off. Literally. However, you managed to screw your head back on before the bad stuff happens.
TableSalt: rolled 3
You cry salty tears. But nothing happens.
crazies alt: rolled 3
You try to scare the Russians. Too bad you're... uh... a soundproof box?
Redconer: cant' revive crazies alt
You can't find him. The Russians will decide the verdict on crazy.
cromartini: rolled 2
The next thing you are going to say- AAAAGH!!!
That's the sound of you being run over. Thankfully, you survived.
ZeUberMedic: rolled 2
You fire an anti tank rifle. The thing was, the shot was so wild and loud it burst your eardrums and missed the tank.
Malleo100: rolled 3
After making those carrot guns, you shoot it. Then it jams. Well, what do you know!
JamesH: rolled 1
You try to harness the moon beam. The beam refuses to be taken hold of and blasts itself at you. Don't play with moonbeams
Nix the Glaceon: rolled 1
You throw a book at the tank. Nothing happens. You pick up the book and read it. Souls instantly possess your body. Was that... Winnie the Cursed Soul???
Pngu12970: rolled 1
You shoot a tank at the tank. The tank is a tank so the tank blocks the tank and the tank bounces off the tank which hits you who launched the tank. tankity tank tank you died
Microsoft EDGE: rolled 5
You gulp a morphine, giving the strength you needed. Then, you take the tank up into the air and freaking suplex it, dealing 83 damage.

y u do this to us random.org

T-34
HP: 600/700 (Armor: 336/700)
Soviet tank used during WWII. Much better than those puny panzers.
machinegun attacks every turn, cannon attacks every 2 turns
The machinegun shoots Potatoh!

tber123: 3/3
Twix: 3/3 [Flak Cannon active]
Mr Queeba: 3/3
Cybertails1998: 2/3
NotBomberGuy: 3/3 Rebuilding stuff: 5 turns left
MoltenKitten: 3/3
Space1255: 2/3 [Soccer Ball Equipped
Rabbot32: 2/3
TristianLuigi: 3/3
cromartini: 2/3
eboyblue10: 1/3 1/3 [Tactical Vest Equipped] Weaponized UCG's hatred
SubDaWoofer: 2/3 [Plutonium Hunger installed] Ordering spears w/ Rayo's Number: 4 turns left
Juncoph: 3/3
CRITAWAKETS: 2/3 (P.S.V: 3/3)
CRIT's Fortress: Destroyed by the Precursor
Potatoh: 2/3
GrapeJellyToastMan: 3/3 (Compound: Destroyed by the Precursor)
Man of Greenish: 3/3
Mobile Command Center: Destroyed by the Precursor
}]Crazy[{: 3/3
Somemong: 3/3
Nix the Glaceon: Possesed by Winnie the Pooh
KV-2[DESTROYED]: Destroyed by the Precursor
Redconer: 3/3
JamesH: got freaking blasted by moonlight[Sun Beam Exhausted]
Microsoft EDGE: 1/3
Pngu12970: Hit by a tank deflected from the tank that hit the tank shooter
Deoxys And One Noob: ashes
Gojira: 3/3
Rigel: 2/3
ZeUberMedic: 3/3
Malleo100: 3/3
TableSalt: 3/3
Amazon Prime TerminalTM: 3/3

Stalin has decided the verdict for crazies alt...
Безумцы альт теперь должны делать принудительный труд на 2 оборота. Красноармейцы не могут напасть на него или они столкнутся со смертью.
(Crazies alt must now do forced labor for 2 turns. Red Army soldiers may not attack him or they will face death.)
crazies alt cannot perform attacks until his 2 turns have ended. He cannot be hurt either.
crazies alt: Invincible Labor turns left: 2
« Last Edit: October 10, 2016, 10:01:07 AM by failbros2 »

I uh-

I try my best to revive as many as I can.

shove a lit stick of dynamite down the machinegun barrels

also that google-translate is killing me irl

I begin charging a weeby soccer attack
Geeet reeeady

revive self
then check if the book is a necronomicon before throwing it

throw an anti-tank grenade

I throw the double carrot gun because I have no other MacGyvered carrot weapons left.

Cut my finger off to escape the tank.

The precursor vessel launches an attack with the hellbore cannons. The tracking devices make it so that the 3 shots that are fired all hit the tank.


deploy a temporary shield