Twix: Rolled 2You grab the tank's cannon and try to bend it. You accidentally pull a muscle in your back, injuring yourself. -1 HPTableSalt: Rolled 3You pull out extremely sharp chocolate bars, hurling them at the tank. They melt in mid-air, harmlessly splattering against the tanks armor.Crazies Alt: Escaped LaborYou labor so hard that you actually impress stalin. He sets you free, allowing you to perform attacks again.SubDaWoofer: Rolled 5You open up a book of calculus and try to broaden your intellect. You create an equation that restores your health fully.tber123: Revived Space1255You create an exact replica of space1255's face and stitch it back on. Space1255 is returned to life.Rabbot32: Rolled 3You violently begin to question why your attacks are not being mentioned. Nothing happens, but this does get you mentioned so hopefully it won't happen in the future.ZeÜberMedic!: Rolled 2You command an artillery cannon to fire on the tank. It instead shoots the ground near you, injuring you with an explosion. -1 HPSpace1255: Healed tber123As thanks for reviving you, you chuck a medkit in tber123's face. His health is buffed.Redconer: Rolled 3You pull out a small peashooter and fire it at the tank. It bounces off the armor, what did you think it would do?The Murderous Cop: Rolled 5You vaguely direct the launch of a nuclear warhead somewhere near the tank. The shockwaves inflict 103 damage.cromartini: Rolled 5You engage the tank by punching the tank with the power of a tank. Tanky tank tank, 99 damage.CRITAWAKETS: Rolled 5You say "forget this" and unleash a big bang attack on the tank. A massive explosion engulfs the tank, inflicting 104 damage, and somehow NOT killing everyone.Cybertails1998: Rolled 1You ask god for help. God refuses rather angrily, in fact he even sends you to hell for it. Cannot be revived for 2 turnsNix the Glaceon: Rolled 6You rudely bitch slap the tank. The tank starts to cry, exclaiming how you are a terrible person. You inflict 98 damage but suffer emotional trauma. -1 HPNotBomberguy: Rolled 4You reprimand the soviet tank, berating it for the terrible job it's done. The tank suffers 81 emotional damage.GrapeJellyToastMan: Rolled 1You call in a maus. Because it's a tank, it doesn't like you. It flattens you under it's treads and leaves.Just M2: Building HowitzerYou gather up a large amount of scrap metal and set to work on building a howitzer. It will take 3 turns to construct. If you are attacked during this time, the howitzer will be destroyed.
T-34
The T-34 fires it's cannon at Somemong! Inflicting 2 damage.
HP: 375/700 (Armor: 0/700)
Soviet tank used during WWII. Much better than those puny panzers.
tber123: 4/3
Twix: 1/3 [Flak Cannon active] [Shield HP: 3/3]
Mr Queeba: 3/3
Cybertails1998: cast into hell [Cannot be revived for 2 turns.]
NotBomberGuy: 3/3 Rebuilding stuff: 4 turns left
MoltenKitten:
3/3Space1255:
3/3 [Soccer Ball Equipped]Rabbot32:
2/3TristianLuigi: 3/3
cromartini: 2/3
crazies alt: 3/3
eboyblue10: 1/3 1/3 [Tactical Vest Equipped] Weaponized UCG's hatred
SubDaWoofer: 3/3 [Plutonium Hunger installed] Ordering spears w/ Rayo's Number: 2 turns left
Juncoph:
3/3CRITAWAKETS:
2/3 (
P.S.V:
freaking blammed itself)
CRIT's Fortress: Destroyed by the Precursor
Potatoh:
2/3Notorious B.I.G: 2/3
GrapeJellyToastMan: Flat as a pancake (Compound: Destroyed by the Precursor)
Man of Greenish:
3/3Mobile Command Center: Destroyed by the Precursor
}]Crazy[{: 3/3
Somemong: 1/3
Nix the Glaceon: 1/3
KV-2[DESTROYED]: Destroyed by the Precursor
Redconer:
3/3JamesH: 3/3 [Supernova Ready]
Microsoft EDGE: Slapped 2 deth
Pngu12970:
3/3Deoxys And One Noob: 4/3
Gojira:
3/3Rigel:
2/3ZeUberMedic: 1/3
Malleo100: 3/3
TableSalt: 2/3
Just M2: 3/3 [Building Howitzer: 3 Turns left]
Amazon Prime TerminalTM:
3/3If Just M2 takes any damage while building his howitzer, the howitzer will be destroyed.
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