Poll

Which target should we engage?

the tank, i came here to bust tanks not brains
2 (11.1%)
lets kill those soldiers
4 (22.2%)
forget IT I WANT THE TANK AND SOLDIERS TOGETHER
12 (66.7%)

Total Members Voted: 18

Author Topic: Tank Busters! That forum game where you destroy tanks. (SOLDIERS OR TANKS?)  (Read 130718 times)


tablesalt has had 2 turns left in his boost since 3 turns ago

tablesalt has had 2 turns left in his boost since 3 turns ago

We had to compensate for past forget ups, so i havent reduced his MAD counter. But i will start on this turn.


i need to shield myself using 4chan

Attack Results
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As with a past update, a REAL dice will be used (and random.org)

SubDaWoofer: rolled 3
You simply jump down into hell. What now?

kidplasma: flipped heads
As satan watches you flip on ramps, he is impressed on how you can fly through a bunch of fire hoops and out of hell.


TableSalt: rolled 4
You pull out your Nebula Arcanum and throw a nebula orb. The orb explodes right where you wanted it to, dealing 83 damage. Wait no, I actually meant 249 damage! But the shield halved it to 125 damage. Coincidentally, Mini Tank #3's shield health is 249.

NotBomberGuy: rolled 6 (5+1)
In a massive fury you start repairing your old tank. Space1255 starts helping you repair it, taking 3 turns instead of 4.

ZeUberMedic: rolled 3
You try to build faster. It appears you are out of building supplies. You call in a chopper to make sure you get the supplies to repair this turn and next turn.

Redconer: rolled 6
As you flip through your engineering book, something catches your eye. You gain expertise, cutting 1 turn off of repairing, but you fainted from exhaustion! You will wake up in 2 turns but may do things in your head. If someone helps you, you will awake again.

CRITAWAKETS: rolled 5
Grabbing a machete, you hack at the heavier tank's armor, dealing 133 damage to it!

Twix: rolled 3
You run to the machine guns and try to shove a cork in them. However, it looks like a laser is on your head...
You back away after that, dropping your corks.


tber123: revived SubDaWoofer
Pulling your buddy up from hell, SubDaWoofer is back to life.

JamesH: rolled 2
You try to get 4channers to shield you. Too bad they struck you with hate comments. Actual hate comments. Like real physical ones.

Microsoft EDGE: rolled 2
You stab yourself with a syringe. Turns out you stabbed it in your already injured body parts. Oh yeah, the syringe was full of air too.

Bronson: Rolled: 2
Bronson launches OOO buckshot at the tank. The pellets ricochet and hit an innocent bystander (Juncoph)

Heavier Tank
The heavier tank fires its 60mm cannons, hitting Just M2, CRITAWAKETS, and Twix for 2 damage each.
HP: 1000/1000 Armor: 344/500 SHIELD: 0/750
The tank is actually green. Maybe we are colorblind? Who cares, its got massive guns!
Machineguns hit 4 people for 1 damage, main cannon is 2 dmg for 3 people

Mini Tank
The mini tank fires its gun at GrapeJellyToastMan inflicting 1 damage.
HP: 800/800 Armor: 400/400 Shield: 500/500
Such a cool tank!
Mini Tank #2
The mini tank fires its gun at Cybertails1998 inflicting 1 damage.
HP: 800/800 Armor: 400/400 Shield: 500/500
Totally not a clone of Mini Tank #1.
Mini Tank #3
The mini tank fires it's gun at tber123 inflicting 1 damage.
HP: 800/800 Armor: 400/400 Shield: 249/500
I still wonder how someone would fit in this...?

The tank's shields are Protector Shields. They reduce ranged attacks by 1/2 of their damage and increase melee damage by 50%. Get your knives out!

PLAYERS:
tber123: 2/3
Twix: Tank shell to the face
Mr Queeba: 3/3
Cybertails1998: 2/3  
NotBomberGuy: 2/3
MoltenKitten: 3/3
Space1255: 3/3 Preparing Medicine [2 Turns Left]
Rabbot32: 2/3 Constructing Defensive Line [2 Turns Left]
TristianLuigi: 3/3
cromartini: look before you dab
kidplasma: 3/3
crazies alt: Built up speed for 12 hours and forgeted up.
eboyblue10: 3/3
SubDaWoofer: 3/3
Juncoph: 2/3
CRITAWAKETS: 1/3 | 3/3 Bandos Defense/Saradomin Lightning active [2 Attacks till Lightning]
Potatoh: 3/3
Notorious B.I.G: 3/3
GrapeJellyToastMan: 3/3
Man of Greenish: 3/3
Somemong: 3/3
Nix the Glaceon: Drank his laundry detergent
Redconer: 3/3 Sleeping, 2 turns left
JamesH: 1/3 Constructing 400mm Autocannon Turret [4 Turns Left]
Microsoft EDGE: 1/3
Pngu12970: 2/3
Deoxys And One Noob: kablammo
Gojira: 3/3
crazies alt: punched a falcon
Rigel: 3/3
ZeUberMedic: 3/3 Preparing Defenses [1 Turn Left]
Malleo100: 2/3
TableSalt: 2/3 Got MAD (triple damage, cannot roll 3 or less) (1 turn left)
Just M2: Ate a 60mm shell
shinyarceus4: 2/3
Clownfish: 3/3

ALLIES:
}]Crazy[{‘s skeleton with Churchill’s soul: NUKED
Tiger II: NUKED
Engineer: 3/3
Bronson: 6/6 3/3
TOG II: 3/4
Daemon Prince: NUKED
M2’s Howitzer: NUKED
ZeUberMedic's BIG Howitzer: NUKED
Twix's Rototank: NUKED
KV-2: Destroyed by the Precursor

BUILDINGS:
Amazon Prime TerminalTM: 15/15
CRIT's Fortress: NUKED
Mercenary Vault: 15/15
Mobile Command Center: NUKED
Fallout Shelter / Superbunker: Took too much abuse
GrapeJellyToastMan's Compound: Destroyed by the Precursor
CRITAWAKET's P.S.V: freaking blammed itself

The Mercenary Vault has been added! As long as it is standing, mercenaries will be able to hire after each round!


build up MAD energy
complete in x turns


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i was gonna do that in super stick
but i wasnt sure if you ACTUALLY had megaman starforce 3 black ace avatar

make a deal with satan
send a drone into the 'overworld'

when building finished, try to carpet bomb them

Wake up and realise that my legs are blasted off


Dream of a magical world of engineering.