Attack Results
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As with a past update, a REAL dice will be used (and random.org)
SubDaWoofer: rolled
3You simply jump down into hell. What now?kidplasma: flipped heads
As satan watches you flip on ramps,
he is impressed on how you can fly through a bunch of fire hoops and out of hell.
TableSalt: rolled
4You pull out your Nebula Arcanum and throw a nebula orb.
The orb explodes right where you wanted it to, dealing 83 damage. Wait no, I actually meant
249 damage! But the shield halved it to 125 damage. Coincidentally, Mini Tank #3's shield health is 249.
NotBomberGuy: rolled
6 (5+1)
In a massive fury you start repairing your old tank.
Space1255 starts helping you repair it, taking 3 turns instead of 4.ZeUberMedic: rolled
3You try to build faster.
It appears you are out of building supplies. You call in a chopper to make sure you get the supplies to repair this turn and next turn.Redconer: rolled
6As you flip through your engineering book, something catches your eye. You gain expertise, cutting 1 turn off of repairing, but you fainted from exhaustion!
You will wake up in 2 turns but may do things in your head. If someone helps you, you will awake again.CRITAWAKETS: rolled
5Grabbing a machete, you hack at the heavier tank's armor, dealing 133 damage to it!
Twix: rolled
3You run to the machine guns and try to shove a cork in them.
However, it looks like a laser is on your head...
You back away after that, dropping your corks.tber123: revived SubDaWoofer
Pulling your buddy up from hell, SubDaWoofer is back to life.
JamesH: rolled
2You try to get 4channers to shield you. Too bad they struck you with hate comments.
Actual hate comments. Like real physical ones.Microsoft EDGE: rolled
2You stab yourself with a syringe.
Turns out you stabbed it in your already injured body parts. Oh yeah, the syringe was full of air too.
Bronson: Rolled: 2Bronson launches OOO buckshot at the tank. The pellets ricochet and hit an innocent bystander (Juncoph)
Heavier Tank
The heavier tank fires its 60mm cannons, hitting Just M2, CRITAWAKETS, and Twix for 2 damage each.
HP: 1000/1000 Armor: 344/500 SHIELD: 0/750
The tank is actually green. Maybe we are colorblind? Who cares, its got massive guns!
Machineguns hit 4 people for 1 damage, main cannon is 2 dmg for 3 people
Mini Tank
The mini tank fires its gun at GrapeJellyToastMan inflicting 1 damage.
HP: 800/800 Armor: 400/400 Shield: 500/500
Such a cool tank!
Mini Tank #2
The mini tank fires its gun at Cybertails1998 inflicting 1 damage.
HP: 800/800 Armor: 400/400 Shield: 500/500
Totally not a clone of Mini Tank #1.
Mini Tank #3
The mini tank fires it's gun at tber123 inflicting 1 damage.
HP: 800/800 Armor: 400/400 Shield: 249/500
I still wonder how someone would fit in this...?
The tank's shields are Protector Shields. They reduce ranged attacks by 1/2 of their damage and increase melee damage by 50%. Get your knives out!
PLAYERS:tber123:
2/3 Twix:
Tank shell to the faceMr Queeba:
3/3 Cybertails1998:
2/3 NotBomberGuy:
2/3MoltenKitten:
3/3 Space1255:
3/3 Preparing Medicine [2 Turns Left]Rabbot32:
2/3 Constructing Defensive Line [2 Turns Left]TristianLuigi:
3/3cromartini:
look before you dabkidplasma:
3/3 crazies alt:
Built up speed for 12 hours and forgeted up. eboyblue10:
3/3 SubDaWoofer:
3/3 Juncoph:
2/3 CRITAWAKETS: 1/3 |
3/3 Bandos Defense/Saradomin Lightning active [2 Attacks till Lightning]Potatoh:
3/3 Notorious B.I.G:
3/3GrapeJellyToastMan:
3/3Man of Greenish:
3/3 Somemong:
3/3 Nix the Glaceon:
Drank his laundry detergent Redconer:
3/3 Sleeping, 2 turns leftJamesH:
1/3 Constructing 400mm Autocannon Turret [4 Turns Left]Microsoft EDGE:
1/3Pngu12970:
2/3 Deoxys And One Noob:
kablammoGojira:
3/3 crazies alt:
punched a falconRigel:
3/3 ZeUberMedic:
3/3 Preparing Defenses [1 Turn Left]Malleo100:
2/3 TableSalt:
2/3 Got MAD (triple damage, cannot roll 3 or less) (1 turn left)Just M2:
Ate a 60mm shellshinyarceus4:
2/3 Clownfish:
3/3 ALLIES:}]Crazy[{‘s skeleton with Churchill’s soul:
NUKEDTiger II:
NUKEDEngineer:
3/3Bronson: 6/6 3/3TOG II:
3/4Daemon Prince:
NUKEDM2’s Howitzer:
NUKEDZeUberMedic's BIG Howitzer:
NUKEDTwix's Rototank:
NUKEDKV-2:
Destroyed by the PrecursorBUILDINGS:Amazon Prime TerminalTM:
15/15CRIT's Fortress:
NUKEDMercenary Vault: 15/15Mobile Command Center: NUKED
Fallout Shelter / Superbunker: Took too much abuse
GrapeJellyToastMan's Compound: Destroyed by the Precursor
CRITAWAKET's P.S.V: freaking blammed itself
The Mercenary Vault has been added! As long as it is standing, mercenaries will be able to hire after each round!
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