Poll

Which target should we engage?

the tank, i came here to bust tanks not brains
2 (11.1%)
lets kill those soldiers
4 (22.2%)
forget IT I WANT THE TANK AND SOLDIERS TOGETHER
12 (66.7%)

Total Members Voted: 18

Author Topic: Tank Busters! That forum game where you destroy tanks. (SOLDIERS OR TANKS?)  (Read 130560 times)

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#import <iostream>
#import <botstream>
void main(){
       BS.initiate(" Machine Gun ");
}
« Last Edit: December 10, 2016, 10:49:28 AM by SubDaWoofer »


slap redconer till he wakes up

if not call a doctor

Attack Results

Bloo Kirby the 2nd: rolled 6
You gulp down an entire bottle of vodka and take out your AK47 Tetrakakimbo +1. The sheer amount of bullets smashes into the Heavier Tank, dealing 173 damage! Your hands are not stronk enough, and they fall off!

ZeUberMedic: rolled 4 (3+1)
You call some artillery crews to fire on each tank. Space1255 punches in some coordinates, dealing 98 damage to each tank. Tanks with armor on take 49 damage.

Rabbot32: began work on field guns
You begin to make the field guns. They'll be done in 5 turns.

JamesH: rolled 4
You call an engineer on the phone and he agrees to help you. He takes one turn off your building.

Redconer: woke up
I love the smell of gunpowder in the morning...

Twix: Consumed heal
In the afterlife, you use your free heal. Back to life!

CRITAWAKETS: became Black Ace
You morph with Alpha-Bro and become Black Ace! This will last until the end of the fight.aint got nothing on omega-xis

SubDaWoofer: rolled 3
You get your drone to fire on the tanks. Too bad someone forgot to load the machinegun.

TheMrDoors: rolled 3
You slap Redconer. He's awake now, calm down.

Microsoft EDGE: rolled 4
You find your mouse and click. Welcome back to life.

Bronson: rolled 2
Bronson fires his triple barrel shotgun at the Heavier Tank. A flashback causes him to accidentally partially fill someone else with lead (Amazon Prime Terminal).

Heavier Tank
The heavier tank fires its cannons, hitting Gojira, TOG II, and Twix for 2 damage each.
HP: 13/1000 Armor: 0/500 SHIELD: 0/750
The tank is actually green. Maybe we are colorblind? Who cares, its got massive guns!
Machineguns hit 4 people for 1 damage, main cannon is 2 dmg for 3 people

Mini Tank
The mini tank fires its gun at Notorious B.I.G inflicting 1 damage.
HP: 800/800 Armor: 400/400 Shield: 391/500
Such a cool tank!
Mini Tank #2
The mini tank fires its gun at the Defensive Line inflicting 1 damage.
HP: 800/800 Armor: 400/400 Shield: 391/500
Totally not a clone of Mini Tank #1.
Mini Tank #3
The mini tank fires its gun at CRITAWAKETS inflicting 1 damage.
HP: 800/800 Armor: 400/400 Shield: 40/500
I still wonder how someone would fit in this...?

The tank's shields are Protector Shields. They reduce ranged attacks by 1/2 of their damage and increase melee damage by 50%. Get your knives out!

PLAYERS:
tber123: 2/3 [+Free Heal Available]
Twix: 1/3
Mr Queeba: 2/3 [+Free Heal Available]
Cybertails1998: 1/3 [+Free Heal Available]
NotBomberGuy: 2/3 Becoming MAD [1 Turns Left] [+Free Heal Available]
MoltenKitten: 3/3 [+Free Heal Available]
Space1255: 3/3 [+Free Heal Available]
Rabbot32: 2/3 [+Free Heal Available] Building Field Guns- 5 turns left
TristianLuigi: 3/3 [+Free Heal Available]
cromartini: look before you dab [+Free Heal Available]
kidplasma: 3/3 [+Free Heal Available]
crazies other alt: Built up speed for 12 hours and forgeted up. [+Free Heal Available]
eboyblue10: 3/3 [+Free Heal Available]
SubDaWoofer: 3/3 [+Free Heal Available]
Juncoph: 2/3 [+Free Heal Available]
CRITAWAKETS: | 3/3 Bandos Defense/Saradomin Lightning active [1 Attack until Lightning] [+Free Heal Available] Transformed into Black Ace: lasts until battle ends
Potatoh: 3/3 [+Free Heal Available]
Notorious B.I.G: 2/3 [+Free Heal Available]
GrapeJellyToastMan: 3/3 [+Free Heal Available]
Man of Greenish: 3/3 [+Free Heal Available]
Somemong: 3/3 [+Free Heal Available]
Nix the Glaceon: Drank his laundry detergent [+Free Heal Available]
Redconer: 3/3 [+Free Heal Available]
JamesH: 3/3 Constructing 400mm Autocannon Turret [1 Turn Left] [+Free Heal Available]
Microsoft EDGE: 3/3 [+Free Heal Available]
Pngu12970: 2/3 [+Free Heal Available]
Deoxys And One Noob: kablammo [+Free Heal Available]
Gojira: 3/3 [+Free Heal Available]
crazies alt: punched a falcon [+Free Heal Available]
Rigel: 3/3 [+Free Heal Available]
ZeUberMedic: 3/3 [+Free Heal Available]
Malleo100: 2/3 [+Free Heal Available]
TableSalt: 1/3 [+Free Heal Available]
Just M2: 2/3 [+Free Heal Available]
shinyarceus4: 2/3 [+Free Heal Available]
Clownfish: 3/3 [+Free Heal Available]
Bloo Kirby the 2nd: 1/3

ALLIES:
SubDaWoofers Combat Drone: 3/3
}]Crazy[{‘s skeleton with Churchill’s soul: NUKED
Tiger II: NUKED
Engineer: 2/3
Bronson: 6/6 3/3
TOG II: 1/4
Daemon Prince: NUKED
M2’s Howitzer: NUKED
ZeUberMedic's BIG Howitzer: NUKED
Twix's Rototank: NUKED
KV-2: Destroyed by the Precursor

BUILDINGS:
Defensive Fortification: 10/10
Defensive Line: 8/10
Amazon Prime TerminalTM: 14/15
CRIT's Fortress: NUKED
Mercenary Vault: 15/15
Mobile Command Center: NUKED
Fallout Shelter / Superbunker: Took too much abuse
GrapeJellyToastMan's Compound: Destroyed by the Precursor
CRITAWAKET's P.S.V: freaking blammed itself

The defensive fortification has a 50% chance to divert enemy attacks to itself. While the defensive line will make any players who move behind it immune to damage, at the cost of itself taking damage every time one of those players is attacked.

Free heals may be used to fully restore yourself. They are one-time use only, so be wise. Using a free heal while dead will revive you with guaranteed success.
« Last Edit: December 11, 2016, 01:00:02 AM by failbros2 »

Leap in the air, and begin to spin extremely fast, attempting to drill into the tanks.

Finish the heavier tank off!

Summon a lightning field around Mini Tank #3, dealing damage every turn.

Dyna Wave! I launch 3 waves at the Mini Tank #3!

If it were ANYTHING like a real finalization, 3 turns at most.

drink some water to regain health

Code: [Select]
#import <iostream>
#import <botstream>
int main(){
while(BS.ammo > 0){
BS.initiate( " Grenade Launcher " );
} else {
BS.initiate( " Reload " );
}
}

once the cannon is done, shot it at the heavy tank mini tank 2
« Last Edit: December 11, 2016, 10:12:56 AM by JamesH »

forget me im joining in on this

I call in a North Korean air strike piloted by Dennis Rodman's Pal himself to drop several bombs that explode into dogs and cats that have nuclear reactors in them that have meltdowns that blow up the mini tanks

I could use a hand here.

Regrow my arms and rush b to plant C4 Explosives on the Heavier Tank