Attack Results
ZeÜberMedic!: rolled
2You grab a pretty bland, generic anti-tank gun and fire at Mini Tank #3's... treads. It appears as if they're rubber and you're glue,
which causes the bullets to bounce back onto you.Twix: landed on
Satan knows of many ways to punish the evildoers that end up down here. Some of these ways include beating IT monkeys up with electronic devices, such as Hell's server itself. Oh crap - you dash toward the server and quickly type "reviveplayer(Twix);" onto it. The command is not recognized for some reason, and Satan is about to borrow the server, as he found a person worthy of being beaten up with it - the creator of Dwarf Fortress. Too soon? No time to think about it - you type "revivesoul(Twix);" at the last second and it works!
Your soul is straight outta Hell, and your body rises once again.Redconer: landed on
You try to revive.
It fails.That's the most boring action I've ever written.
NotBomberguy: landed on
Everyone knows the dab is so dank and evil nobody approves of it. Excluding MineCon regulars. Anyway, you dab, and you begin flying out of Hell.
The devil witnessed you dab and he got so angry, he put you at the same level of Hell with SubDaWoofer. Crap.SubDaWoofer: rolled
1You kill yourself again to go deeper in Hell for more power. However, you go one level
out of Hell. Why is that? Was it that you stabbed your pancreas instead of your stomach? Is there a difference? Who knows?
Texan101: Enters Battle!
A fresh fighter has arrived from the wild, wild west! He doesn't seem like he'll necessarily use revolvers, but he should be able to aim well as the gunslinger that he is.
He begins fighting the instant he arrives to the battlefield. For whatever reason, instead of going for a good old Kalashnikov, he uses a Chinese knockoff called "HK 417". At least it has armor-piercing rounds.
He shoots with his 417 at Mini Tank #2 and fills the tank with a lot, and I mean
a lot holes! By now, it has more holes than hull.
153 damage inflicted!Mini Tank #2's armor has been torn off!TableSalt: rolled
3There's no kill like overkill. So you get a giant hammer and aim at Mini Tank #2 to obliterate it.
You bash a new crater next to it, but otherwise nothing is hit.Rabbot32: rolled
5You request fire from land, sea and air. A passer-by ground soldier briefly fires his P90 at Mini Tank #1. A submarine emerges from under the sea and fires a unique water-to-ground torcreep at Mini Tank #2. Finally, an airplane flies above Mini Tank #2 and drops a small bomb it had on its reserves.
These attacks deal 48, 53 and 87 damage each!JamesH: constructing another pair of cannons
You have a pair of autocannons ready to fire and destroy! But screw that, let's not utilize the autocannons and keep building stuff we probably won't get to use until it's too late.
Construct of the Dual Tesla Cannons will take 7 turns, and aborting construction means starting from the top.Microsoft EDGE: rolled
1Instead of taking a giant hammer you can't lift like TableSalt you go for a standard hammer and you flip Mini Tank #3 over. You end up making it roll toward your direction, effectively making you a pancake of organs. In the end, the tank is right-side up as it was rolled toward the crater TableSalt made earlier. The tank gets off the crater and back into action.
Stop. Hammertime is lethal.Bronson: Rolled
4Bronson roosters his triple shotgun, aims at Mini Tank #2, fires, and each of his bullets scores as can be expected.
He effectively deals 151 damage!
Miscellaneous Events
Rabbot32 has left his field guns, or at least their rubble, out in the open unattended for too long. Therefore, progress is lost for good.
Mini Tank #3 is nearing death and is making a final dash to kill at least one person before its demise! Any and all of its attacks have a 100% chance to hit their target, but it may not attack buildings. The Defensive Line or Twix's Trench cannot prevent or redirect attacks of this enemy anymore.
Mini TankThe tank is about to fire its gun at Mr Queeba when one of the defenders of the Defensive Line takes the hit, killing them!HP: 800/800 Armor: 113/400 Shield: 0/500
Such a cool tank!
Mini Tank #2The tank fires its gun at the Engineer, dealing 1 damage!HP: 488/800 Armor: 0/400 Shield: 0/500
Totally not a clone of Mini Tank #1.
Mini Tank #3 (Currently on a near-death rampage)The tank fires its gun at Potatoh and runs over shinyarceus4, dealing 1 damage to each! Mini Tank #3 succeeds on its quest to kill at least one person before it's dismantled, specifically Potatoh.HP:
41/800 Armor: 0/400 Shield: 0/500
I still wonder how someone would fit in this...?
The tank's shields reduce ranged attacks by 1/2 of their damage and increase melee damage by 50%. Get your knives out!
Playerstber123:
tank pew, you dead [+Free Heal Available]Twix:
2/3Mr Queeba:
1/3 [+Free Heal Available]Cybertails1998:
1/3 [+Free Heal Available]NotBomberguy:
watch your stepMoltenKitten:
3/3 [+Free Heal Available]Space1255:
incremental combo denied + extreme rigor mortis [+Free Heal Available]Rabbot32:
2/3 [+Free Heal Available]TristianLuigi:
1/3 [+Free Heal Available]cromartini:
look before you dab [+Free Heal Available]kidplasma:
2/3eboyblue10:
3/3 [+Free Heal Available]SubDaWoofer:
in hell's sub-basement or something [+Free Heal Available]Juncoph:
2/3 [+Free Heal Available]CRITAWAKETS:
3/3 3/3 Bandos Defense active [+Free Heal Available] Transformed into Black Ace: lasts until battle endsPotatoh:
the victim of mini tank #3's rampage [+Free Heal Available]GrapeJellyToastMan:
2/3 [+Free Heal Available]Man of Greenish:
3/3 [+Free Heal Available]Somemong:
2/3 [+Free Heal Available]Nix the Glaceon:
Drank his laundry detergent [+Free Heal Available]Redconer:
bad with cauldrons [+Free Heal Available]JamesH:
3/3 [+Free Heal Available]Microsoft EDGE:
stop: death time [+Free Heal Available]Pngu12970:
2/3 [+Free Heal Available]Deoxys And One Noob:
kablammo [+Free Heal Available]Gojira:
3/3 [+Free Heal Available]crazies alt:
first to touch the kill border Built up speed: lasts until end of battleRigel:
3/3 [+Free Heal Available]ZeUberMedic:
2/3Malleo100:
tank shell up the butt [+Free Heal Available]TableSalt:
3/3Just M2:
2/3 [+Free Heal Available]shinyarceus4:
1/3 [+Free Heal Available]Clownfish:
2/3 [+Free Heal Available]Bloo Kirby the 2nd:
fruit ninja with grenades is unhealthyDELL:
10000 degree white-hot assTexan101:
3/3AlliesSubDaWoofer's Combat Drone:
1/3Engineer:
1/3Bronson: 5/6
0/3TOG II:
1/4ZeUberMedic's BIG Howitzer: Construction paused, 3 turns to build BuildingsOffenseJamesH's 400mm Autocannon: 5/5JamesH's Second 400mm Autocannon: 5/5JamesH's Dual Tesla Cannons: Built in 7 turnsDefenseDefensive Fortification: 9/10Defensive Line: 19/10Twix's Trench: 3/3 1/1 Inside: Twix. One slot remaining.UtilityAmazon Prime TerminalTM:
14/15CRIT's Fortress: 10/10Mercenary Vault: 14/15
The defensive fortification has a 50% chance to divert enemy attacks to itself. While the defensive line will make any players who move behind it immune to damage, at the cost of itself taking damage every time one of those players is attacked.
Twix's Trench will absorb damage for players when they get attacked or when they roll 2. It has limited room, but players may hop in or out as they wish. Players cannot push players in or out the trench. NPCs may use the trench if ordered to. Enemies cannot attack the trench itself, but can damage it if they aim for a player currently in the trench. The trench can get repaired instantly the turn after it is destroyed. A dice roll of 1 will not affect or be affected by the trench. Players or NPCs in the trench who are killed get kicked out of the trench.
Bandos Defense Armor adds 3 armor points to the wearer. The armor regenerates after every battle.
Free heals may be used to fully restore yourself. They are one-time use only, so be wise. Using a free heal while dead will revive you with guaranteed success.
Dead/destroyed allies and buildings that get repaired and then destroyed again will dissapear from the list the turn after they are destroyed. Nothing's stopping you from rebuilding it from the top, of course.
Also, dead/destroyed allies and buildings that remain unattended for 3 turns will also get removed from the list.
Badpost has been removed from the player list as he is now Ban on Sight on the Blockland Forums.
I just realized Twix was dead but he wasn't kicked out of the trench though he was dead. Oh well.
Poll