The Deal: Revisited [History Repeats Itself]

[Refticus]

While she is distracted by the other guys run up underneath her and shove the R870 into her robo vag and empty it.

[Ad Bot]

[KristoB]

take a step left

[Rabbot32]

Do a bullstuff ninja tactic.

[tber123]

> TACKLE GLORIA THE GLORIOUS

You try to tackle Gloria the Glorious, who, as you already know, is a giant love bot that is really loving huge. You fail to even throw Gloria the Glorious off balance, and you smash into her nose-first before bouncing off of her. You're nosebleeding like an Anime character now.

> EMPTY THE SHOTGUN INTO GLORIA'S ROBOVAG

You rush directly under Gloria the Glorious while she's busy trading fire with your coworkers. She's too tall for you to reach, so you settle for shooting from directly under her. You only manage to pop off a few shots before a stray rocket explodes next to you, sending you flying into a wall. You pick yourself up and realize that standing near Gloria the Glorious when your coworkers are shooting explosives at her is a bad idea.

> SHOOT GLORIA NORMALLY

You raise your shotgun and get back on the streets, trying to shoot at Gloria from distance where you're still close to her but not in range to get blown up, but then you realize that the gun is all busted up from when you flew into the wall. There's no way you can fire a broken gun, so you ditch it.

> TAKE A STEP LEFT

You step to the left just as another corpse comes falling off of the ILC skyscraper, narrowly avoiding being squished.

> DO SOME BULLstuff NINJA STUFF

You grab a nearby piece of paper, fold it into the shape of a throwing star, and throw it at the nearest humanoid flesh-figure in the blink of an eye. It bounces off of the flesh-figure's skin harmlessly.

The technical gets close enough and starts shooting at Gloria the Glorious, sending several rounds into her back and wounding her further. Gloria, without even turning around, casually aims her rocket-arm behind her and blows up the technical. A flying wheel from the explosion smacks you in the leg.

Gloria the Glorious is still shooting at your surviving coworkers. Several corpses of your coworkers are nearby, and several of the weapons they dropped are also nearby. You immediately spot a plasma rifle, grenade launcher, and a rocket launcher.

> _

Your inventory contains a phone, and a wallet with a few hundred dollars.

You are wearing regular civilian clothes that make you look like an average guy, and a bowler hat. Your bowler hat is damaged, with the top part having been sliced off.

You are wounded, hungry, and thirsty.

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[Space1255]

Dual wield the plasma launcher and rocket launcher, keeping the grenade launcher on you just in case. Shoot Gloryhole with the dual wielded weapons

[KristoB]

take a step right
then celebrate for calibrating yourself

[GrapeJellyToastMan]

ask for love

[Blue Screen]

pick up a rock and throw it into the barrel of gloria's rocket arm and then run like hell
then use your own rocket launcher to blast her in the face

[tber123]

> STEP RIGHT AND CALIBRATE YOURSELF

You step to the right and hear a robotic voice shouting "CALIBRATION COMPLETE". Or at least, you think you did. Either way, this is a cause for a brief celebration and victory dance.

> ASK FOR love

You beg Gloria the Glorious for love while she's still shooting down your coworkers. She's still too busy murdering your coworkers and preparing to kill you next once the coworkers are all dead.

> ASK FOR love LOUDER

You have to admit, a massively oversized love bot trying to kill you violently is a bit of a turn on, somehow. You shout out your demand for love louder. Gloria the Glorious still ignores you in favor of blowing up your coworkers.

> SHOVE GRENADE LAUNCHER INTO INVENTORY

You rush over to the grenade launcher and shove it (and the ammo) down your pants, since you don't have anywhere else to carry it.

> DUAL WIELD PLASMA AND ROCKET LAUNCHER BEFORE SHOOTING GLORIA

You grab both a plasma and rocket launcher, along with some ammo for them. You dual wield both of your newfound weapons and shoot them at Gloria the Glorious, watching as the rocket drills a hole into her back before exploding, while the ball of plasma starts melting her back. Gloria the Glorious stumbles around with the vulnerable machinery in her robo-back exposed, and then she turns to face you. She levels her rocket launcher arm at you.

> THROW A ROCK INTO GLORIA'S ROCKET ARM AND RUN LIKE HELL BEFORE SHOOTING HER IN THE FACE WITH YOUR OWN ROCKET

You quickly pick up the largest rock you can find (and toss high enough into Gloria's rocket arms) before throwing it into the barrel of Gloria the Glorious's rocket arms. The rocket is launched and strikes the rock while it's still inside Gloria's rocket arm, resulting in a large explosion that violently tears off Gloria's rocket launching arm.

"THIS ISN'T OVER! YOU WILL SEE THE REASON SOON, SPECIMEN!" Before you can shoot her with the rocket launcher, Gloria the Glorious leaps several feet into the air until she lands on the descending air fortress, and then she starts retreating further into it. The last of the humanoid flesh-figures are blown into pieces by your coworkers while Gloria the Glorious escapes. Meanwhile, the rest of the robot reinforcements from the air fortress finally touch down on the ground, safe and sound. They retract both of their arms and extend minigun arms, creating a loud WHIR as the barrels of their miniguns spin up. You're going to be a thin red paste if you don't act quickly, and the robots are too spread out for you to blow them all up with a single rocket. Not to mention that there's a bunch of them.

> LOOK AROUND REAL QUICK

East: The robot reinforcements with miniguns, and general death and destruction. Most of the city has been destroyed, you know.

West: The ILC building. Your coworkers are doing what they can to thin out the herd of robots, but there are too many of the reinforcements to destroy.

North: More destroyed buildings and a lot of rubble.

South: The Roboloveual Wrangler and the portal that you used to escape the underground dungeon.

> _

Your inventory contains a M79 Grenade Launcher, RPG-7, ZTK-501 Plasma Rifle, phone, and a wallet with a few hundred dollars.

You are wearing regular civilian clothes that make you look like an average guy, and a bowler hat. Your bowler hat is damaged, with the top part having been sliced off.

You are wounded, hungry, and thirsty.

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[Blue Screen]

run into the roboloveual wrangler, running and gunning robots until you get in, then shoot any hostile robot inside

[Space1255]

Call the military for backup

[tber123]

> RUN BACK INTO THE ROBOloveUAL WRANGLER WHILE SHOOTING ROBOTS

You make a mad dash for the Roboloveual Wrangler while still firing the RPG-7 in one hand and your Plasma Rifle in another. The robots finish spinning up their minigun arms just as you open the door to the Roboloveual Wrangler and quickly shut it. Barely any of the lights are on, and the most well-lit area is the manager's office. Several mutilated corpses of unlucky men and robots are all around you. It is evident that a great battle broke out here, judging from how everything's been turned over on it's side or filled full of holes.

A volley of gunfire rings out as the robots settle for trying to shoot you through the doors and walls of the Roboloveual Wrangler. A stray bullet strikes you in the arm, causing it to bleed. You hear loud, robotic footsteps as the robots start sprinting for the doors to the Roboloveual Wrangler.

> CALL THE MILITARY

Not knowing what the military's phone number is, you settle for dialing 911 on your phone. Your call fails to get through because too many other people in the city are out there somewhere, also trying to call 911 at the same time as you. The lines are busy.

> _

Your inventory contains a M79 Grenade Launcher, RPG-7, ZTK-501 Plasma Rifle, phone, and a wallet with a few hundred dollars.

You are wearing regular civilian clothes that make you look like an average guy, and a bowler hat. Your bowler hat is damaged, with the top part having been sliced off.

You are badly wounded, bleeding, hungry, and thirsty.

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[GrapeJellyToastMan]

ITS TIME GO FULL loving RAMBO

[Blue Screen]

while going rambo, run to the managers office and kick the door down or open it. if neither works, blast the door open with the plasma repeater or rocket launcher.

[Refticus]

leave the city, anything you try right now will just make things worse.
we obviously cannot kill the robo hookers, just run away