The Deal: Revisited [History Repeats Itself]

[Rabbot32]

SHOTGUN SELF AGAIN AND HOPE FOR BETTER SHOTGUN
nah
Blow the forget out of robo-tits and wait by the door in case of other robo-tits coming down.

[Ad Bot]

[tber123]

> SHOTGUN PLEASURE BOT

You level the shotgun at the pleasure bot and open fire, blowing off it's left arm. The pleasure bot turns its attention to you and breaks into a sprint, getting up in your face within 2 or 3 seconds. The pleasure bot raises it's sawblade hands and prepares to decapitate you, too. More gunshots ring out as a few armed customers rush over to your cell and shoot the pleasure bot in the back, forcing it to murder the customers before turning it's attention to you. By then, you've already pumped the shotgun and are ready to fire. At point blank range.

A large hole is blown into the pleasure bot's torso, exposing all the machinery inside. The pleasure bot stumbles backward and swings at you, only managing to slice your bowler hat in half. You pump the shotgun and fire again, killing the pleasure bot.

> CAMP BY THE DOOR AND SHOOT ANYTHING ROBOTIC THAT MOVES

After waiting for more robots to arrive, nothing happens. You step out of your cell and into the light, where you see the aftermath of the battle. Several dead men lie on the floor, having either been strangled, beaten, decapitated, or sliced into pieces. Only a few of the imprisoned customers have survived the battle, with very few of those very few remaining combat capable. You see that the rest of the underground dungeon is a maze, with several twisty passages that are all alike. At least it's well lit, though. That's the only consolation you're going to get.

There is a passage to the NORTH, SOUTH, WEST, and EAST. You hear the faint beeps and boops of robots in the distance along with terrified screams of humans and sporadic bursts of gunfire.

> _

Your inventory contains a phone, a Remington 870 shotgun, and a wallet with a few hundred dollars.

You are wearing regular civilian clothes that make you look like an average guy, and a bowler hat. Your bowler hat is damaged, with the top part having been sliced off.

You are uninjured.

[Refticus]

escape the building to keep your richard intact

[Eon]

rape her dead corpse for damaging your class bowler hat

[tber123]

rape her dead corpse for damaging your class bowler hat

> forget THE DEAD PLEASURE BOT

Enraged at your bowler hat being ruined, you enact revenge on the pleasure bot by... Having love with her corpse. I'm not even going to question why you'd want to do that or what the hell you're thinking.

> ESCAPE

Command too vague. You're in a maze of twisty passages, all alike. How can you escape when you don't know the exact way to do so? What do you want this game to do, play itself for you?

> _

Your inventory contains a phone, a Remington 870 shotgun, and a wallet with a few hundred dollars.

You are wearing regular civilian clothes that make you look like an average guy, and a bowler hat. Your bowler hat is damaged, with the top part having been sliced off.

You are uninjured.

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[Rabbot32]

Point the barrel at the ground- not like it's a cane, but like you see in the movies, in a down but ready-to-go position, and proceed north.

[Space1255]

Head north, you might find santa

[tber123]

> HEAD NORTH WITH SURVIVING CUSTOMERS WHILE KEEPING SHOTGUN AT THE READY

You head north with the surviving customers and find another set of twisty little passages, all alike.

> JUST KEEP HEADING NORTH UNTIL YOU CAN'T

You keep heading north, keeping your ears open all the while. All around you, you hear the sounds of robots prowling in the maze of passageways. You hear gunfire and screaming further to the north, way in the distance.

How big is this maze? You have no idea. You continue heading north with the survivors. You lose all track of time as you continue heading north for who knows how long. You question why the owners of the Roboloveual Wrangler decided to build a massive, complicated underground dungeon. Your stomach grumbles and you feel thirsty.

> _

You are being accompanied by a few surviving customers, most of which are too crippled to put up a fight if you get discovered by a robot.

Your inventory contains a phone, a Remington 870 shotgun, and a wallet with a few hundred dollars.

You are wearing regular civilian clothes that make you look like an average guy, and a bowler hat. Your bowler hat is damaged, with the top part having been sliced off.

You are uninjured, but hungry and thirsty.

[Rabbot32]

Wait, how are these tunnels lit? Torches go out after about an hour- max- and this seems like a huge drain on electricity. Are you actually there, or is this just a fever dream after being roofied?

[Eon]

scream at the top of your lungs "WORLDSTAR"

[tber123]

> WAIT A MINUTE HOW THE HELL ARE ALL THESE TUNNELS BEING LIT

Uh.... Uh.... It's simple, really. The owners of the Roboloveual Wrangler were insane enough to build a massive underground dungeon, and they were also insane enough to pay the electricity bills to light up the entire goddamn dungeon.

> ARE WE ACTUALLY HERE OR IS IT JUST A DREAM

You pinch yourself. Looks like you're not dreaming. You think.

> SCREAM WORLDSTAR AT THE TOP OF LUNGS

You scream "Worldstar" as loud as you can. It echoes throughout the entire maze, and you hear the alarm beeps of several robots being alerted to your location. They'll be here any moment now.

> _

You are being accompanied by a few surviving customers, most of which are too crippled to put up a fight if you get discovered by a robot.

Your inventory contains a phone, a Remington 870 shotgun, and a wallet with a few hundred dollars.

You are wearing regular civilian clothes that make you look like an average guy, and a bowler hat. Your bowler hat is damaged, with the top part having been sliced off.

You are uninjured, but hungry and thirsty.

[Rabbot32]

Fire your shotgun at the wall to confuse the robots and haul ass north.
Hope like hell you don't run into another chainsaw circumciser.

[Eon]

yell again "SQUARE UP ROBOBITCHES"

[GrapeJellyToastMan]

jack off

[Refticus]

that robo hooker said you was pretty hot, try seducing the robo horde