The Deal: Revisited [History Repeats Itself]

[Space1255]

Just start banging right there. Where you stand. forget the package (metaphorically) and start loving the bot (literally)

[Ad Bot]

[Refticus]

rip off your pants and begin

[plad101]

Deliver the package while screwing her

[Mr Noobler]

Deliver the package while screwing her

rip off your pants and begin

Just start banging right there. Where you stand. forget the package (metaphorically) and start loving the bot (literally)

[Poliwhirl]

[Rabbot32]

pardone
PARDONE

Focus goddammit, if you blow your load you'll blow the delivery, you want some forgethead trying to dig your eyes out and eat them?

[tber123]

Tell the pleasure-bot a paradox

> DELIVER A PARADOX

You go through the motions of helping an imaginary woman give birth to, or deliver, a paradox. It's a boy! A beautiful baby boy!

> TELL THE ROBOT A PARADOX

"This statement is false." You say.

"I have paradox-absorbing crumple zones programmed into me, but it's always amusing to see a human try. Now I want you even more." The pleasure bot responds.

Deliver the package while screwing her

> BANG ROBOT AND DELIVER PACKAGE AT THE SAME TIME

You can only do one or the other, buddy.

"Your name must be Google, because you've got everything a robot could ever look for. Are those pants of yours a compressed file? I'd love to unzip them." The pleasure bot speaks to you again.

Reply with a yes.
You missed the refrence.

(No idea what the hell you're referencing, sorry.)

> REPLY "YES" TO PLEASURE BOT'S love

"Babe, I'm elevating your permissions. You may now unzip my D: drive." You reply, shortly before heading to the nearest pleasure bedroom with the pleasure bot. You lock the door behind you while the pleasure bot lies down on the bed. It is time.

Just start banging right there. Where you stand. forget the package (metaphorically) and start loving the bot (literally)

rip off your pants and begin

> METAPHORICALLY forget THE PACKAGE AND LITERALLY forget THE BOT BY RIPPING OFF YOUR PANTS AND COMMENCING ROBO-COITUS

You mount the robot and commence in intense, passionate lovemaking. Hammers are driven into nails with great force, trains slam into tunnels, cones are inserted back and forth into the openings of tires, and holes are drilled into wood. The entire time, electronic moans from the robot and your own grunting accompany the session. You simultaneously feel good, satisfied, exhausted, and thirsty. As the lovemaking comes to an end several hours later and you dismount the pleasure bot, you suddenly think that you're forgetting something.

pardone
PARDONE

Focus goddammit, if you blow your load you'll blow the delivery, you want some forgethead trying to dig your eyes out and eat them?

> REALIZE YOU FORGOT TO DELIVER THE PACKAGE AND FOCUS ON DELIVERING THE PACKAGE

You leap out of the bed in a hurry and scramble to put your pants back on. Before you can take another step forward, the pleasure bot puts it's hand on your shoulder again.

"Finished already? You're mighty exhausted and thirsty from having such a good time, I can tell. Would you like a glass of water before you head off to deliver the package?"

> _

Your inventory contains a phone, wallet, pepper spray, a heavy package, and a stun gun.

You are wearing regular civilian clothes that make you look like an average guy. Except for the bowler hat, though. Not too many civilians in this area wear bowler hats.

You are perfectly fine and unharmed. You feel extremely thirsty and a bit exhausted.

[Refticus]

tip your bowler hat and say that you have a job to do.
deliver the package

[Eon]

she's gonna roofie it watch out my dude
aka drink it anyways

[tber123]

> TAKE DRINK

You accept the pleasure bot's offer of a glass of water and drink it. Nothing else happens.

> TIP BOWLER HAT AND SAY THAT WE HAVE A JOB TO DO BEFORE DELIVERING PACKAGE

You tip your bowler hat.

"Now I must go. I have a job to do." You say.

"Come back anytime. Stay safe out there." The pleasure bot responds.

You walk out into the hallway, which is slightly more quiet than usual, with only about 75% of the customers and activity you'd expect to be present, and make your way to the manager's office upstairs. The entire roboloveual wrangler seems quieter and devoid of life in comparison to how it was before you started banging the pleasure bot. Theres still a lot of people, but not that much in comparison, you know? Maybe it's because some of the customers went home for the night or something. You were banging the pleasure bot for quite a while, too. As you get to the top of the stairs, you look through the windows of the office and notice that the lights are out. No sign of the manager, either. There is a large "DO NOT DISTURB" sign attached to the door, too. You've got to deliver this package somehow...

> _

Your inventory contains a phone, wallet, pepper spray, a heavy package, and a stun gun.

You are wearing regular civilian clothes that make you look like an average guy. Except for the bowler hat, though. Not too many civilians in this area wear bowler hats.

You are perfectly fine and unharmed. Y̷ou feel a bit exhausted.

[cromartini]

knock on the door

[danielmoya]

If there is no answer, ram the soor and bang every single robot in it, then deliver the package

[Refticus]

if he doesn't answer to the door knockings, ram down the door with your richard out and ask if you can join the robo love

[Mr Noobler]

go back to the bot and ask if she has a piece of paper and pencil, write down on the piece of paper: "is it safe to open the door?", then push it under the door with the sign "DO NOT DISTURB"

[tber123]

knock on the door

> KNOCK ON DOOR

You knock on the door. You only hear a faint, muffled voice respond, but can't hear a thing.

go back to the bot and ask if she has a piece of paper and pencil, write down on the piece of paper: "is it safe to open the door?", then push it under the door with the sign "DO NOT DISTURB"

> GO BACK TO PLEASURE BOT AND ASK FOR SOME PAPER AND A PENCIL

You go back to the room and discover that the pleasure bot is gone, presumably because a new customer demanded her services. You keep searching and can't find the pleasure bot.

>GO BACK UP STAIRS AND STAND OUTSIDE LOCKED DOOR

You stand outside the locked door. The lights in the manager's office are still out.

if he doesn't answer to the door knockings, ram down the door with your richard out and ask if you can join the robo love

If there is no answer, ram the soor and bang every single robot in it, then deliver the package

> RAM DOOR DOWN WITH snake

The erection inside you still raging on, you triumphantly charge at the door and slam into it. The snake pain is intense, causing you to collapse to the floor like a sack of potatoes before writhing in agony for several minutes. The door is still standing, too.

Still no response.

> RAM DOOR DOWN WITHOUT snake

You lunge at the door and start kicking it violently with your feet, eventually managing to kick it off it's hinges. As the door collapses, you shout out about joining in on the robo-love.

Still no response.

> LOOK AROUND

You step into the dark office and see a few bookshelves, the manager's desk, a computer, a few paintings, some cabinets, paperwork on the desk, three chairs(Two in front of the desk and one behind the desk), and a light switch.

Something human seems to be in the corner, but it's too dark to tell what the hell it is. Could it be a deactivated love droid?

> _

Your inventory contains a phone, wallet, pepper spray, a heavy package, and a stun gun.

You are wearing regular civilian clothes that make you look like an average guy. Except for the bowler hat, though. Not too many civilians in this area wear bowler hats.

You are lightly injured. Y̷ou feel a bit exhausted.